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%90 of people at my schol have brown eyes. And i am one of them. I would go for blue eyes.

you spin me baby right a round baby right around round

I tried on henrich's coat and hat. And i fell down the stairs on stumbling over it. Ouch.

Oh yes, I r internet bully. Give me your e-money!

that the only character that they can get the sound/look right in ANY type of "the beatles" cartoons or movies would be ringo. Mostly all there shitty cartoons have americanized accents. And ringo is the only one who would sound and look right. the yellow submarine movie gave me atlest 100 WTF moments. Oh noez!!!! not teh bluee menies! Run to da submarine! God damit, even butch hartmen is getting on it. Cant anyone get it right?

"the yellow submarine" gave me WTF moments every second. OH noez! not teh blue menies! I mean look at how badly they drawn jhon! The only character every beatles cartoon gets right would be ringo!

....i have a green xbox. I had to use paint that you paint walls with as i ran out of spray paint. Shortly after I had to flash my xbox's drive allowing me to play downloaded xbox live arcade/xbox games.

Fucking hell! I got another shit faced little kid experince Happened just today!

So, once again after a hard day of school, while walking home i decided to take out my GTAIV guide and read it. Then some little 7 year old shit WITH a some fatass prick of a soccer mom spot me reading that guide, presuming I play the game. The 2 come up to me and start to fight. We will call the 7 year old "shitface" and the mom "dicklips".

dicklips: HOW DARE YOU READ THE PROFANITY WHEN MY SON IS AROUND! YOU TOO YOUNG TO PLAY A GAME LIKE THAT!
me: I think thats none of your buisness.
dicklips: I WILL SUE YOUR PARENTS FOR NEGLECTION FOR ALLOWING YOU TO PLAY GAMES THAT ARE NOT FOR YOUR AGE.
shitface: Yea meanie! givv it to my mommy
me: You both can go fuck off somewhere else as you have no buisness harrasing me.

Then dicklips makes a grab for my guide, but fails.

dicklips: GIVE ME THAT BOOK!!!!!

so then i quickly flip to a page that has a honkers ad, an add with a women stripping advertising honk honk tuesdays

dicklips: WWWAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
shitface: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

dicklips: MY SON DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!!! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!!
me: My name is george harrison, now go fuck off.

then shitface makes an attempt to kick me in my balls, but misses and i got and took'n that chance to lift up shitface and throw him into the middle of the street. I make a run for it. Then the mother calls the police. I get home, change my clothes and put my hair in a new style to go see what happened. There was police and an ambulance. The mother said the following:

dicklips: so then a 13 year old punk named "george harrison" picked up my kid and threw him in the street!
police officer: HAHAHAHAHA! Yea, dont you know that george harrison is dead? He was a member of the beatles and he was not born in the 90's. He died in 2001 due to cancer a matter of fact. Sorry miss, we can help you.

So then the cops left, shitface and dicklips were extremly pissed of now. I feel so awsome.

ng seems to be getting attacked by trolls today.

The remaning sane people of my family are trying to get her to a hospital to get into rehab and to make sure shes not snorting coke when no one is around.

Yes, If you dont know, My mother has completly fried her brain thinking that the U.S. military is attacking her. Thus causing a whole chain reaction of udder bullshit tearing my life apart. She will not work as she thinks that the police ("the mafia with bages") i pressume will keep on taking her money away.

1st the cable got shut off, 2nd the high speed internet, and now 3rd, the power has shut off. Forcing me to live with my grandmother until everything gets back to normal. As of now, its hard for me to keep up in school knowing that shit like this is going on. I dont know how all this shit started but i hope it will end.

At 9/10/08 05:54 PM, hotaotionyifffur wrote: i jus got home frum scool and i found this site its ms paint brawl an you fight other characters im an admin its cool!!!!!!!!!!

http://sonofbalto.proboards92.com

OMG IF U DONT CUM ILL HAVE WADE BAN U ALLLLLLLLLLLL

if your admin then wheres your gold aura?

At 9/10/08 05:49 PM, jack231 wrote: so?i see why your aura is evil.

well you see correctly

inb4 18 page thread

henrich you look gay.

lololololololololololol

At 9/10/08 05:12 PM, YuanYan wrote:

At 9/10/08 04:57 PM, string227 wrote: Just fucking great, lets all break out in a meat spin party and attempt to sit through 450 spins.

What the hell does meatspin have to do with being ulta, or a bear, or anything????

meatspin post is meatspin

At 9/10/08 05:36 PM, jack231 wrote:

At 8/16/08 12:17 PM, fish1892 wrote: I really don't believe that age counts that much for maturity..there must be 12-year-olds that are far more mature than some 15 or 16-year-olds....Is anyone actually getting hurt by underage members?

true.i'm...underage. and just got linked to meatspin.

haha.

no ms painted cocks....

found one, in a post he say's hes 12.

At 9/10/08 05:25 PM, jack231 wrote:

At 9/10/08 05:24 PM, string227 wrote:

At 9/10/08 05:22 PM, string227 wrote: here you go. Its at the origami section, 2nd page.

if the link did not work, then click here.

did you know what you just did to a 12-year-old kid?

underaged, eh?

here you go. Its at the origami section, 2nd page.

Just fucking great, lets all break out in a meat spin party and attempt to sit through 450 spins.

customer support was extremely useless, All the guy said "sorry you borke xbox tamper rules we can no fix it".

3 new mods, starts off with eyelovepoozy, then to dry-ice, and now UltraBear? Jesus.

home made playdoh is edible.

I been seeing alot of the threads 2 or 3 days ago about idots ranting about our fellow moderator eyelovepoozy. I dont see anything wrong with him.....then crushing moths with his penis and moderating the forums.

I'd prefer the nazi flag.

damit more storys!

would I be better off buying a new drive from ebay? Becuase I tried putting foil on the power to the dvd tray to get the power going, i smelled the burning smell and my xbox will not even turn on now.

yadadada 1 ring of death and the ER 65. But I need help to fix it. Basically I was trying to re-flash my xbox's Tobashia/Samusung H943 drive. But for some reason I smelled a burning hardware kind of smell coming from the dvd drive.

And now, when i start it up, It either gets me the 1 RRoD or boots like normal, taking me to the dashboard with the front light blinking. Thus i can not play games, but i can still o on the dash board as normal and that, but i need help. Could it be the power? Or was it a bad flash and i need to restore the firmware.