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At 11/1/08 12:56 PM, BlackSapphire wrote:

At 11/1/08 12:54 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 11/1/08 12:49 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

At 11/1/08 12:46 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Cock slap it.

That's how Poozy starts up his crane everyday...

then he drives to work and starts his crane up.

lolwut...?

I thought he strangled a few of his bitches first?

Whilst driving it to work, it's a form of petrol.

But a few months ago on his crane cam he showed us how he starts it up. He dry humps it to get it going and he attaches wires to his cock fo the controls.

How the fuck do I work this thing?

you put the p to the i to the r to the a to the c to the y.

ANY candy from mexico is bad.

/thread

Yes, A banana with a goblent mask. Everywhere I went, people shouted "Hey look! Its a banana". Companyed by my freind who looked like the banana man guy from tay halls "banana man video" but minus the big bulgy eyes. 1 kid I was passing by was one of those prick 6 year olds who you would find on super nanny.

When me and my freind passed him, he said "HEY IM NOT SCARED OF YOU BANANA! IM GONNA KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!". Until my freind made a point to the little shit that bananas dont have nuts (lol, thats why i hang out with him) the little shit climed into some black suv. When it got hot and sweaty in the goblent mask, i took it of and that very second, people noticed me.

A few whoring girls from school noticed me with there cheerleading costumes on (lol @ blue spankies). I ran into them, they said they liked there costume and shit. I just basically said "uhhhhhh, what?" like a mindless teenager would.

I got my pillow case filled by 3% of candy before my legs gave out on me. When I came home a few trick or treaters were at the door. So i came up behind and scared the living shit out of them with a skeletion mask that dripped blood. They ran off.

Speaking of skeleton mask, I just bough 1. Its those masks that oooz fake blood from inside by squeezing the heart that it comes with. Lets say I squeezed a little too much to scare kids and it exploded. All over the wall and the tiles and the drapes and my back. It sucked.

So how was your happy holloween?

tl;dr: It was semi good. But the costume makers need to lengthin the cheerleading skirts.

No, 5:00pm is my masturbation time.

I hate them. Alot. Always driving around in those peice of shit minivans, over protecting their kids, dropping random kids off to soccer games. Like fuck, I had bad incounters with them. 1 was when I just reading my gta:IV guide ( I got stuck on the mission "3 leaf clover" ) when a soccer mom started shit with me as she said Im too young to read it.

One thing I hate most about them is over protecting their whiny kids. Crying if they lost the game (fuck) and shit. I have a plain to destroy their soccer games with r/c helicopters shaped like dicks and rubber bands.

One thing to get rid of them is to stare them dead in the eye, flip them off and run. Discuss.

Theirs always a soccer game at a big park I live near by.

I belive AK-47's can shoot underwater. But the bullents wont do damage as the water will slow the bullet down. Their bullets have sealed pin's that water cant get through. But thats my guess.

You will have to tighten your lips around the bambo poll. But when your asleep, your muscles will loosen up and not grip the poll and water will fill your lungs and you will die.

Next time you decide to fap, try to fap to this fetish using your imaganation.

Women + miniskirts + underwater + sex + drowning.

This is a new challange for you.

fuck, i lost the game

We must be brothers.

I use my imaganation of women drowning.

At 10/27/08 01:52 PM, NEVR wrote: This one?

yes, thank you.

Son: Mommy, whats an erection?
Mom: Ermm, its when a man gets really happy, and... erm.....

latest review (spam)

At 10/27/08 01:43 PM, AcidSoldier wrote:

At 10/27/08 01:38 PM, string227 wrote: your not a studio company. Your not that big. Your just a dude making flash.

You're not a good speller. You're not that special. You're just a forum retard.

Wh0 siad I waz. I dont care. Viagra.

Due to the pointless search bar character limits, i cannot find that sfw thread where people drew over nsfw pictures to make them safe.

your not a studio company. Your not that big. Your just a dude making flash.

ctrl+C and ctrl+V

pain in the anal.

Any other shemale?

I have my sources.

fuck, wrong forum.

Then poor african kids will migrate over to here in the u.s. and live off our welfare and hard earned taxes thinking that its ok to live in america. We already have enough immagration problems, we dont need more.

Ever try putting that "no candy" sign on your house.

If you still like knocking on random door and getting unchecked candy, then post your holloween costume this year. You'll grow out of it when your 14.

Im being a banana this year. I already blew $36 on the costume.

Im a banana for holloween.

At 10/26/08 07:00 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: So you are admitting to tracking and luring little kids online?

mabey,

Heres my illustration on what the bags look like.

If i could only get poozy to read this thread.

If your order something small like apple dippers from mcdonalds, they will come in a small bag. One side says the word "go". But on the G it is simaller to the nazi (or grammar nazi) symbol. Dont they care about there good costumers.