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I had a friend that was black but had white skin. Her family was black and such. But she only had white skin. But that was along time ago.

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well then how the hell am i suppose to make a flux capacitor and attach it to a delorean? It takes like 7 seconds for those cars to reach 60, let alone 88. Anyways if it worked, then like previously stated, i'd convince hitler not to kill himself.

defence. Not the saints row/Grand theft auto style were you just randomly walk up to any chick and proceed to beat the shit out of her. Like if she was swinging hard punch's at you and breaking your stuff such as mp3 players and such. In a self-defence kind of way. Would you hit back?

I would in self defense. If she starts swinging at my first and going ape shit on me, i'd punch back. I would not give a flying rats ass if people call me a women beater because i hit back in self-defense. So NG, would you?

Well, the kid was gay as he liked to slap people the same gender as him. Mostly out of random. In my eyes, if your going to inflict pain on one another, use a punch, not a slap.

At 5/12/09 05:57 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Dude, this kid gave you the perfect set up for a big punch right in the face. yet you blew it off.

Now, your story has no climax.

No climax = no interest.

I cant fail this test, i'd get held back if i did.

Yesh. A homosexual kid slapped me right on the right cheek 3 times + a punch in the cheek. The story as followed!

So it was 2nd period. Web design class. Our teacher is grading everyone's flash projects. I always get everything done like normal so i get to screw around on the PC. I decided to play sum madness interactive modifications. And they were quite fun too.

Now, None of the computers have speakers except the one i sit at. It has a built-in speaker that i cannot control the volume. So here i am, minding my own business on the PC, the kid walks by me and says "turn that shit down" and walks out the door. I just passed that off.

Someone needed help with there flash projects so i gladly helped them. While helping, that kid walks up to me again and says you gota turn that shit down and slaps my not very hard, but stung for a second. I just passed that off to, so when i stepped back that kid somehow trips over and comes back to me and *SLAP* right on the cheek. I said "What the hell is your problem!". He said "im not fucking scared to punch you". He walks away. Weird i though.

So i continue helping that person then when i tell him to draw a line, that kid is over-protective of his mother and he though i said something about his mom. He came right up to me again and *SLAP* and a punch on the cheek. Not very hard, Did not hurt at all and he said "DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM ILL KICK YOUR ASS". Other students made comments to that kid telling him to fuck off.

Now i would of punched back but Interim testing was today and tomorrow, and if you defend yourself, automatic 3 day suspension. I had to pass that off to as the bell rang. I was confused on what the hell just happened. No harm done, just that kid slaps to much and punches softly.

tl;dr - A homosexual kid wanted a good reason to fight, but he didnt get it.

Compaq presario

Asus A8N-LA socket 939
702MB DDR RAM
Nvidia Geforce 6150LE 256MB
Amd Sempron +3200 @ 1.8 ghz
160GB WD Cavair Blue
350W PSU

god my pc sucks, its similar to this picture:

Wait, why the hell was i kicked?

If it was for the cam thing, sorry poozy/cast but my connection craps out on me alot so i have to reload the page.

Simple, get a real OS.

I had to teach him about garrys mod >:(

also, he never shares his KFC.

bah, humbug

Huhuhuhuhu thiss sucks

a good base pic.

its string227 >:( also very hot i just got a boner

Yes its possible. Doc brown invited it. You just need a delorean and a flux capitor to time travel.

At 11/2/08 12:10 PM, YoungAndWise wrote:

At 11/2/08 12:07 PM, string227 wrote: I only need the xbox itself, nothing else.

Hmmm. Can you give us a link to the item you're tracking? I could tell you if it's fishy.

heres what i planned on buying.

I only need the xbox itself, nothing else.

I plan on buying an xbox360 for under $70 and I found alot of them on ebay. So can I trust ebay that I will get the product as requested or will i get scammed. First time buying anything from ebay,

delete system3....ermm......i mean delete your cookies.

Wow newgrounds, your letting me down here. I guess ng has matured now.

I'd just masturbate. Nothing else.

I has increased it by 2 seconds longer. What I did is simply when you get to the point where your about to blow your load, you stop fapping and let it go down, then fap 4 more times, let it go down, fap again and so on. I can do this for a straight 5 minutes before over-fapping and getting cum my boxers and pants.

tl;dr: Its fun experementing with masturbation

At 11/1/08 01:14 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 11/1/08 01:09 PM, string227 wrote: phunny if their "boy freinds" dump them when their pregnate.

funny how you can't spell OR grammar...

funny how you cant grammar

"you crush bugs with your penis" -string227

Who the fuck cares if its illegal or not. You can do it.

At 11/1/08 01:40 PM, hawkkid777 wrote: Also, on a lighter note...ITS PEANUT-BUTTER JELLY TIME!1!

No, just no. that joke is old and overused.

your username is not cool.

phunny if their "boy freinds" dump them when their pregnate.

the cheerleading uniforms were costumes. Not the real thing. The costume companys want the 10 year old kids to be sluts.

By the way, thats my second save I forgot to delete. Im on the desert missions now.