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None

Topic: 11 year old mother

Posted: 11/22/09 01:11 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 09:50 PM, yugimt wrote: That 19 year old man really is a pedophile.

Nah, he just loves tight pussy.


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None

Topic: Newgrounds Police Dept.

Posted: 11/22/09 12:20 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Stolen, rated T. Probably fileswapped after it passed judgement, since it got daily second.


3.

None

Topic: Energy drinks

Posted: 11/21/09 07:40 PM

Forum: General

Full throttle is without a doubt my favorite energy drink.


4.

Shouting

Topic: 11 year old mother

Posted: 11/21/09 07:38 PM

Forum: General

Lolwut?
AN 11-year-old girl has become a mother after going into labour during her wedding to her teenage boyfriend.
Kordeza Zhelyazkova was still wearing her wedding dress and tiara when she arrived at hospital and gave birth to little Violeta.

The schoolgirl, of Sliven, Bulgaria, fell pregnant within just two weeks of her 11th birthday.

She gave birth last week with 19-year-old husband Jeliazko Dimitrov at her side,

"I'm not going to play with toys any more - I have a new toy now," Kordeza told Britain's News of the World newspaper.

"She is so beautiful, I love her. Violeta is the child and I must grow up. I am not going back to school - I am a mother now."

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Kordeza met Jeliazko in the playground of her gypsy school when he rescued her from bullies.

Their daughter was conceived within a week.

Kordeza admitted: "I haven't had sex education classes and I didn't know how to get pregnant. I'd never had a boyfriend and I'd never heard of condoms.

"I didn't know I was pregnant until my grandmother saw I had put on weight. I just thought I'd eaten too many burgers."

The pair had a traditional Roma wedding - but now Jeliazko is facing up to six years behind bars for having sex with a minor.

"I'm scared. I want to look after my wife and child. Instead I may be going to prison," he said.

"I made a mistake but I am not going to apologise for that because now I have beautiful Violeta."


5.

None

Topic: Music- Metal

Posted: 11/21/09 06:43 PM

Forum: General

Dream Theater or Iron Maiden.


6.

None

Topic: Fallout 3 problems

Posted: 11/21/09 06:05 PM

Forum: Video Games

Probably your disc is dirty or scratched, although fallout 3 does freeze a lot.


7.

Happy

Topic: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Beta

Posted: 11/20/09 07:13 PM

Forum: Video Games

The glitch where you can't gain XP has been fixed.


8.

None

Topic: Think I may have an std...

Posted: 11/20/09 06:08 PM

Forum: General

If you had herpes, there would usually be a lot of small red bumps in one spot, eventually spreading. If there's only 3 scattered around, you might just have zits on your dick.


9.

Winking

Topic: My 16 Year old friend is pregnant

Posted: 11/20/09 06:05 PM

Forum: General

I don't know what could have happened, but she should probably see a doctor if she's going to keep it. Anyways, when I was still in Jr. High, a 7th grader got knocked up and decided to keep it. At least your friend isn't a 12 year old.


10.

None

Topic: Auras

Posted: 11/20/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 06:00 PM, windowskiller wrote: Here are a few things on NG I don't understand?

1.What are auras?Like I know what they are, but I don't get what they represent.
2. What is underdog of the week and how do you get it?
3.What is Review Crew Pick of the week and how do you get it

Please don't give me a link to the Help/FAQ section, I looked their.
inb4 link to Wi/Ht

They were originally there to represent the way you tend to vote on things, but they don't truly have a purpose.

The flash with the biggest difference between the review score and the voting score gets it.

Flash with the highest average review rating.


11.

Angry

Topic: Poozy's dailey meals?

Posted: 11/20/09 05:51 PM

Forum: General

Poozy eats fetus soup for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Poozy's dailey meals?


12.

None

Topic: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Beta

Posted: 11/20/09 05:10 PM

Forum: Video Games

The beta is tons of fun, but after a few matches, it reset my rank and now I can't gain xp. Hopefully they'll fix this soon.


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None

Topic: PS3's online lounge

Posted: 11/20/09 05:08 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I'm loving the Bad Company 2 beta, if anyone else managed to grab a key, I'll play with you.

PSN ID: KittensWithBeer

14.

Sad

Topic: PS3's online lounge

Posted: 11/19/09 08:38 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Bad company 2 beta servers aren't going to be up until 2 am EST.

sad faic

15.

Angry

Topic: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Beta

Posted: 11/19/09 06:13 PM

Forum: Video Games

Apparently the servers aren't up yet, and may not be until 2AM friday (eastern time).


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None

Topic: Wats yur best modern warfare 2 clas

Posted: 11/19/09 06:04 PM

Forum: Video Games

FAMAS W/ Heartbeat Sensor/Red Dot
AA12 (or whatever the hell the automatic shotgun is called) with Red dot
Bling
Stopping power
Commando
Martyrdom
Frag grenades
Flashbangs


17.

Angry

Topic: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Beta

Posted: 11/19/09 05:36 PM

Forum: Video Games

Downloaded the beta, but I can't get into a match.

FFFFFFUUUUU

18.

Kissing

Topic: PS3's online lounge

Posted: 11/19/09 05:26 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Just got a key for the bad company 2 beta, if anyone wants them, they're giving them away on gamespot.
US residents only.


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None

Topic: The General Forum is like...

Posted: 11/19/09 05:20 PM

Forum: General

General is like newgrounds had 15 babies, and this one had downs and then was dropped on its head, yet you still love this baby more than the others for reasons even you don't know.


20.

None

Topic: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Beta

Posted: 11/19/09 04:57 PM

Forum: Video Games

Just got my key, downloading it now.


22.

Sad

Topic: Be a minor character in my novel

Posted: 11/17/09 11:03 PM

Forum: General

My name's Ted. Put me in your story.


23.

None

Topic: Cheese.

Posted: 11/17/09 10:22 PM

Forum: General

Shit is so delicious.

Cheese.


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None

Topic: Door to door weed salesman

Posted: 11/17/09 09:14 PM

Forum: General

A man was going door to door selling weed in his apartment building.
BROWNSVILLE - Anthony Carrazco, 19, practically arrested himself after he was going door-to-door attempting to sell weed, but he knocked on the wrong door.

Police say Carrazco had a gun, marijuana and went up to a police officer's front door and asked him if he wanted to buy some weed. They say Carrazco even had his own scale.

Police say it happened in the middle of the night at an apartment complex downtown near UTB, but they're not releasing the location to protect the officer.

Residents in the area are getting a good laugh saying it was pretty ridiculous for Carrazco to do such a thing.

Police say the teen was drunk. He tried to sell the officer 3oz before the cop grabbed his badge and placed him under arrest.

The charges are serious, since he was selling by the university - a drug free and weapon free zone.

Police say they do undercover sting operations all the time, but this was unlike anything they've dealt with before.


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None

Topic: My Ps3

Posted: 11/17/09 07:32 PM

Forum: General

Lrn2videogamesforum
I'll add you if you want to play some Modern Warfare 2, though. PSN ID is KittensWIthBeer


26.

Misunderstood

Topic: people who share your name

Posted: 11/17/09 07:31 PM

Forum: General

I found nothing.


27.

Resigned

Topic: Rate my picture!

Posted: 11/17/09 07:29 PM

Forum: General

So, you like to wear thongs...


28.

Blushing

Topic: Newgrounds Christmas Wishlist

Posted: 11/17/09 07:17 PM

Forum: General

Brutal Legend
A new 360
Dragon Age: Origins
Demon's Souls
PSN Cards
Assassins Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Money


29.

Angry

Topic: Whats some good music?

Posted: 11/17/09 07:14 PM

Forum: General

No metal? Grr...
The Misfits
Dead Kennedys
The Zombies
Thin Lizzy


30.

Angry

Topic: Albert Wesker in Lost Planet 2.

Posted: 11/17/09 06:58 PM

Forum: Video Games

I hate when I have to preorder a game to get content.


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