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To act as his adoptive daughters.

Denied!

Wrong, mods aren't your friends. A friend wouldn't ban you without a second thought. They're more like police officers, don't do anything wrong, and they'll leave you alone

Nice job trying to disguise a mod ass-kissing thread though.

Oh, did I miss the memo? How long has newgrounds been a myspace substitute?

Newgrounders are all thirteen, dress in all black, and are shunned by the general public, by this logic, I'm not actually a newgrounder

Did I just divide by zero?

My old Algebra 2 teacher went to the midnight release of GTA IV

And now to ruin all of your idiotic fun: Cheesecake's main ingredient is (get this): CREAM CHEESE

...and what would anyone actually use it for?

I'd bet $20 that this is all a lie.

No, it means she doesn't like to kiss a face covered with stubble.

Nice try Fraud...er, I mean Freud.

It's okay, I get depression every year around this time. It sucks. I actually made my friends promise me that if I ever got too depressed, they would slap me in the face and tell me to get over myself.

Just because they're rules, doesn't mean that the mods won't enforce them unless it's convenient for them. Plus, enforcing rules like not using the word "fag" would make many of the mods hypocrites.

There's already a place like that somewhere is Asia or Europe. You pay a certain amount of money (I don't remember how much, but it's pretty expensive) and you can enter this room filled with fine china and wooden musical instruments and whatnot.

At 1/2/09 11:18 PM, Renandchi2 wrote: He needs to know quickly

...and you turned to newgrounds for an answer? What the hell is wrong with you?

I can travel through time. I go forward at a rate of one second per second.

Anyone who thinks a thread is epic just because it's long is shallow and idiotic. It's all about how funny/entertaining the thread is.

While I can't remember if it was Canas or Alastor, one mod was modded at age 17 (It's possible that I may be mistaken). Then again, it's entirely possible (albeit unlikely) to be modded at age 13 as long as you follow the "guidelines" for modhood.

That stupid CG Resident Evil movie.

Let me point you towards these fellows. They're much more likely to give you a straight answer.

You become a zombie shortly after being bitten, unless said zombies exist in a video game, in which case being bitten would be too much of a burden for the main character, so it just damages you instead.

I can hardly stand watching anything with Jodie Foster, for some reason, her voice/accent just screams "man-hating feminist".

Save it for college.

I want to go for a day without seeing another one of your bitchy threads....

Alright, so I'm always hearing about different game engines, and which engines different games are using, and so on. The thing is: I don't actually know what exactly an engine is. Just what parts of a game does the engine encompass?

Come to think of it, I don't think I actually know anyone in person who I know for sure is Jewish. There's this one girl, but I only have someone else's word for it.

Grab a coat and head to the nearest street corner to ask for spare change, because you will have no future with work ethic like that.

Make more friends.

At 12/22/08 04:32 PM, Lorkas wrote: It's an anime

I stopped reading here. Even the mention of anime fills me with raging hate and the desire to kill weaboos.

So... You think that the Charger would win because it's your favorite car?

Perfectly unbiased. I choose the Torino just to spite you.

Yeah, it's just you.

At this point, I don't care if animated sigs come back. My old "Post count +1" animated sig was lost back when I got my hard drive replaced.