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Maybe you should have some thicker skin and not be offended by what some idiot says about a man you never met.

At 1/26/09 10:44 PM, MissingNYC wrote: rofl... he's such a sell out... Jet Li FTW

Oh, sweet irony...

I'm a middle-class white teenager living in the suburbs. My life is so miserable!

How could this happen to me....? I've made my mistakes.... etc.

At 1/24/09 03:50 PM, mickmcq wrote: i beat up like 20 people it was massive i was like 15 at the time

Raise your hand if you actually believe this.

Any phrase where some idiot butchers the English language with godawful spelling and grammar is depressing to me.

Without Tom, newgrounds wouldn't exist, therefore, you are wrong.

Because you didn't follow the review guidelines. "Standing up" to some flash group means absolutely nothing. Any idiot can sit behind his computer monitor and sound tough.

Do your own stupid homework.

Prank calling stopped being funny after age ten, find a better hobby.

Seeing as how no one cared about Don LaFontaine until he went and died, I'm pretty sure no one's gonna be too concerned with who the new typecasted trailer narrator is.

I like predicting how long it will take before people start hating Obama like they hated Bush.

I give it half a term.

The ability to fly in the opposite direction you want to go in.

Take a careful look, you may notice that the great majority of them are locked. This is not a coincidence.

I called my friend a "terrible, terrible jew" before. Which kinda worked out, since she's Lutheran.

Yeah, it sounds like a good idea, up until someone get's into a horrible car crash, and it trapped in their own wrecked car, unable to call for help because their cell phone doesn't work in their car.

I say the government just imposes big ol' tickets for anyone caught using a phone while driving.

A genie to grant me unlimited wishes

I argue with my family all the time. The thing is, I'm always right when I argue with my family

It means you're destined to die alone.

Those kids look pretty old for only a week.

My eyes are sometimes grayish blue, but most of the time, they're just gray. People tell me that in the right light, they look green.

What are you doing watching Nick?

You're hormonal, probably a result of your pregnancy.

I wear whichever brand sells shoes at decent prices, because spending more than $50 on shoes is inexcusably stupid.

It's funny because hating Bush is what's cool right now.

Wrong! Y'see, you actually need talent in order to get famous on newgrounds.

At 1/12/09 05:49 PM, rome-lherison wrote: i must tell you that im a very cool dude in my school

Oh, that changes everything...

Switch vs. Evil-Dog

or anything made by Evil-Dog

Mods don't have that kind of power. Mods are just police officers elected by Wade, or other existing mods. Admins are actual newgrounds employees.

No one will ever take you seriously with a name like that.

This is the kind of thing a club would be better suited to.