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Response to: The problem with health nazis Posted February 19th, 2009 in General

Stop trying to defend your morbid obesity.

You're making us look bad...
Response to: Zerok has excellent timing. (pics) Posted February 18th, 2009 in General

He probably deleted the exact number of posts needed in order to get that number.

Response to: How much does a gun cost? Posted February 18th, 2009 in General
Age/Gender: 14, Male

Remind me to never transfer to any school you attend.

Response to: What would you do .. Posted February 17th, 2009 in General

Fill up several syringes with my blood and run up to people on the street, injecting them with my AIDS blood shouting: "Misery loves company, bitch!"

Response to: Time travelling. Posted February 17th, 2009 in General

I'd go back in time to meet Jesus. I don't care whether or not he's really divine of not, I just want to have a conversation with him.

Response to: I'm getting new glasses. Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

Wait, you mean to tell me that we can now put stuff in your userpages? Holy shit!

Response to: You don't fucking know what Emo is. Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

Welcome to 2006, we hope you enjoy your stay.

Response to: Your Opinion: Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

Time extends infinitely in both directions.

Response to: Newgrounds Hierarchy? Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

Easy:
Tom & Wade
Admins
Mods and good flash artists
everyone else
you.

Response to: This thread is interesting Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

Examine the chemical makeups of cotton candy and cyanide compounds. See if they share any similarities.

What do I win?
Response to: What Would Ng's Bmi Be? Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

There's no point in this. Anyone with an unfavorable BMI is gonna end up lying about it. But, while we're here... 19.1

Response to: Jokes Posted February 13th, 2009 in General

A "jokes" thread? Why, I never!

Response to: Think of any Fictional character. Posted February 12th, 2009 in General

Holy hell! It actually accurately guessed Frank West

Response to: Math problem Posted February 11th, 2009 in General

Do your own homework. Newgrounds isn't your personal army. Maybe if you got off of your computer and studied more this wouldn't be a problem.

Response to: If i started my own country... Posted February 10th, 2009 in General

Yeah, I'd live there, who wouldn't want to live in a country run by some fifteen-year-old social reject?

Response to: Blink-182 is back Posted February 9th, 2009 in General

Great.... Another ten songs sung by men in their late thirties singing about how hard it is to be a teen...

Response to: Just wait a sec Posted February 9th, 2009 in General

It's a symbol for God's power, not meant to be taken literally

Response to: Wasting time Posted February 9th, 2009 in General

Sounds more like you're just trying to justify the fact that you're not doing anything with your life.

Response to: "Look at me I'm great!" Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

If you think newgrounds is bad, try the current events board at gamefaqs....

Response to: X-men 4 Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

They're spelled "prequel" and "sequel".

Response to: I have had a great-great aunt named Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

Congratulations, that makes you important

Is that what you want to hear?
Response to: Fight stories Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

I guarantee that 80% of the stories that will appear will be lies.

I was jumped by 10 gang members, then I beat them all up with my katana!!@!
Response to: Scared To Death Of... Pickles...? Posted February 4th, 2009 in General
At 2/4/09 06:50 PM, leviathanmist wrote: You think that's weird?

Fear of peaches.

'nuff said.

I remember seeing that on TV once. That was years ago.

Response to: Anime Posted February 3rd, 2009 in General

Lots of opinions in here!

Response to: "/end thread" Posted February 3rd, 2009 in General

Not nearly as bad as the topic starters who are conceited enough to assume anyone cares about their threads, so they have to end their post with:

discuss
Response to: Rise Against songs sound the same Posted February 1st, 2009 in General

What?! Songs made by the same group of people sound alike?!

Response to: Favourite/Best Music Videos Posted January 31st, 2009 in General

Bullets, by Creed. Average song, mediocre band, crazy awesome video.

Response to: You're Favorite Book Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

This is what the "favorites" section of people's profiles is for. Also, because you misused the word "your", I won't give you my answer.

Response to: Someonepm Me To De-mod Eyelovepoozy Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

Internet petitions, they always get the job done...

No exceptions.
Response to: The Best and Worst pick up lines. Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

How about these:

"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? *momentary pause* Enough to break the ice, hello, my name is *name withheld*

"If you were a pirate, would your parrot go on this shoulder *place hand on her closer shoulder* or this shoulder? *move hand to reach-around shoulder*

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