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Response to: My Crush is Schizophrenic Posted March 19th, 2009 in General

She's just doing it for the attention.

Response to: St. Patricks day tattoo Posted March 16th, 2009 in General

Right, getting a tattoo for St. Patrick's day, you won't be regretting that in a week...

Response to: Counter-Strike Player Kills 15 ppl Posted March 15th, 2009 in General

Let me try to follow the inevitable train of logic...
1. Person goes on killing spree
2. Person also happens to play Counter Strike
3. Killing spree obviously the result of video games

Response to: Mwc9: Feb : Worth 1000 Words :rslts Posted March 15th, 2009 in General

That's one hell of a topic title...

Response to: Myspace Promoting Confidence? Posted March 15th, 2009 in General

Illusions of Grandeur, simply put.

Response to: Exploring abandoned buildings Posted March 14th, 2009 in General

What a completely worthless picture...

Response to: Homework help Posted March 10th, 2009 in General

If the Disney movie is any hint, I'm pretty sure it's Fate (Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos)

Response to: Empty shell Posted March 10th, 2009 in General

Leave the story in your userpage, that's what it's there for.

Response to: Should I get a gym membership? Posted March 9th, 2009 in General

It's an awful waste of money to get a gym membership that you'll completely lose interest in after a few weeks.

Response to: Digimon liveaction movie!? Posted March 9th, 2009 in General

If we're lucky, Uwe Boll will direct it, and it will lead to a whole generation of children to believe that the world is a dark, hopeless place.

Response to: The world is fucking beautiful!! Posted March 5th, 2009 in General

Too bad this is all that the typical newgrounder is going to see...

The world is fucking beautiful!!

Response to: Your biggest Newgrounds achievment Posted March 5th, 2009 in General

I beat BBR in an argument and didn't get banned.

Response to: Soo..i bought some coke cans... Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

Your parents must be so proud...

Response to: Your Heritage Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

Born in the US, ancestors from Germany, Holland, Czechoslovakia, and Ukraine.

Response to: How has the recession affected you? Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

It's even harder to find a job.

Response to: Smokers are not stupid. You are. Posted February 28th, 2009 in General

Thank you. You have completely changed my mind about smoking. Now I'm off to my nearest convenience store to buy a pack.

Response to: This is very important Posted February 28th, 2009 in General

I'm not allowed to tell you to post that in the video thread because that would be backseat modding somehow.

Response to: I'm a giant and it sucks ass. Posted February 28th, 2009 in General

Yeah, that's it, it's because you're tall that girls don't seem to like you...

Response to: Where did life come from? Posted February 27th, 2009 in General

Life obviously started at the whim of Lord Xenu.

Response to: Who cares if you're gay? Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

They don't want you to feel shocked or betrayed, so they tell you outright.

Response to: Puts things into perspective Posted February 25th, 2009 in General

I'm already ashamed of what technology's done to people...

Response to: would it be healthy to eat now ? Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

Y'know what would be a lot healthier? Sleeping.

Response to: school options Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

Yeah... because everyone on newgrounds goes to the same school you do.

Response to: Funny Animated .gif Thread. Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

No picture galleries. If you're desperate, go to giftube.com

Response to: Can you help me make a decision? Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

Absolutely. School is far more important than any website

You could always come back some other time, when schoolwork isn't a problem.
Response to: Clock Crew and 'B'? Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

A user named Strawberry Clock made a flash which was nothing but the letter B in red font. Newgrounders thought it would be funny and ironic to vote 5, and it passed judgement.

Response to: When people overanalyze things... Posted February 21st, 2009 in General

At 2/21/09 03:51 PM, Enigma21 wrote: These people need to get a life...

Wait, how does not having a life translate to accusing others of being racist?

Response to: Sleazy Cheap Bastards! Posted February 21st, 2009 in General

Hindsight's always 20/20...