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Michael Jackson = King
Freddie Mercury = Queen

not that hard...

A tattoo, yeah, that's not something you'll regret after six months...

Enjoy your high blood pressure.

Become an admin.

At 7/19/09 12:57 AM, Boombox277 wrote: The Forum isn't a place for half-assed, illiterate, corporate stunts by half-assed jackasses like yourself. Get a life.

Yeah! It's for twelve-year-olds suffering from crippling self-esteem issues!

Apparently, they're not big fans of the "O" face.

Why not just call the movie theater and ask?

Definitely not this thread, I've seen much worse than this.

Then explain the fact that I'm an extremely nice person (in real life, anyway) who secretly does genuinely wish the best for everyone around him

He's a jackass.

The top cities are always suburbs of larger towns. They have the accessibility of a small town, with all of the amenities associated with large cities.

A five minute break every hour amounts to 120 minutes of break time, meaning that you'll only be working for 22 hours.

Unwarranted self-importance....what a shame

Seeing as how I'm not a misanthrope, I don't have to get rid of anybody.

I heard about this new diet that supposedly works wonders. They say that if you eat less food and exercise more often, then you'll magically lose fat and gain muscle.

If you're interested in her, ask if she's busy on this upcoming Friday, and if not, ask if she wants to do something

If you're not interested in her, forget about the dream and laugh about it years from now.

The only way to get it back is to take someone else's.

Obviously, the easiest way to fix this problem is to stop reading manga altogether.

As far as I'm concerned, at this point, two years in either direction is pushing it, especially if they're two years younger than you.

The sound of frying bacon.

Piss.

Most sexually gratifying experience? Probably reading this thread.

thank you.

At 6/30/09 09:22 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Bruce would fall over due to rigor mortis and rot.

Chuck would die of a heart attack because he didn't remember how he got on top of the mountain.

My money's on this.

Stupid MF is good, and Jimmy Urine and I share a birthday....

Alright then, you don't have to pay taxes anymore, which means you can't go to any libraries, can't drive on roads, go to any parks, walk on the sidewalk, own a house, or have your ass saved by the police or the fire department.

cool sto-

Right then, I thought that phrase was already bannable...

Temperatures just barely below zero one day, then temperatures in the seventies later that week. Ohio weather is weird...

Happy stories make people naive. Telling people about the dangers of the world keeps them safe.

At 6/26/09 06:37 PM, Zyphonee wrote: Andy Warhol delighted the world with pop art

I had to stop reading here. Andy Warhol didn't gain recognition until the sixties.

Venison: You know cows are getting a run for their money when deer meat tastes more like beef than actual beef.

If you are truly incapable of making decisions for yourself, I suggest asking the fellows down at the video game forum.