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I'm afraid of cephallopods, like octopi and squids. They creep me the hell out.

I would invest it all. That way, by the end of the week, I will have made more than enough to cover my loses when I lose the 1 million at the end of the week.

Wait, you mean there's a whole thread dedicated to all those stupid youtube videos you stumble across?

I say you'll eat all of them. You'll eat too quickly to feel anything until after you're done. After that, a mix of bile, hamburger, diarrhea, and vomit will leak from all of your orifices.

It's like he's the Michael Jordan of modship.

Suck a Sage, by some Japanese guy

Michael Romeo 100%.

The ability to fly in the opposite direction you want to go in.

Chocolate-covered popcorn. I habitually have some whenever it's available, only to regret it.

Try Flash.

Canada is just a myth and doesn't exist.

Mine was perfectly fine. I woke up around 6:00 am to drive across town, then I proceeded to spend half of a day dominating that sucker. I ended up getting a good score too.

Sounds more like you're just jealous that everyone else is more successful than you.

Just like all award shows, this one will just come down to the fanboys

so sit back, and laugh your ass off.

I suffer from insomnia, but that's it

Girls don't really want geeks. They want those kinds of Hollywood geeks who are only geeky until you remove their glasses and spike their hair

You can only hypnotize the willing, and even then, you cannot make them do anything they normally wouldn't do. I'm 98% sure that this hypnosis file won't work.

There isn't anything important about your 1,000th post.

I lie on the internet about knowing martial arts.

I think it's creepy that you're still watching Nick.

At 12/1/08 08:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: Where as steampunk kids think a tophat and pocketwatch makes them mature and fuckable

Just saying it goes both ways.

Hey! Don't you fucking generalize me! You're just jealous that they look better on me. Yeah, jealous.

Fuck...

Steampunk, definitely steampunk, people who prefer cyberpunk are those creepy kids who think that wearing long trenchcoats with shades will make them look cool

We'd all be dead as a result of rampant pollution, disease, war, etc.

I got one today, and today I got an irradiated candy cane.

High five to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.

At 12/1/08 04:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: No.

What did you do to deserve this pain?

Well, we both got drunk, one thing led to another, and long story short, he bled, and I was bruised all over.

I wouldn't say Tobias Sammet (Edguy) has a harsh voice, he just sings in a higher pitch. Edguy's vocals are clean.

You are not a man.

Criminals are stupid because smart people who break the law never get caught.

Why does it have to be Xbox themed? All that does is alienate people who prefer the Wii or the PS3

No story threads. Keep it in your profile.