The master of Dark Humour is, in my opinion, a mister Jhonen Vasquez. Squee, JTHM and even Zim (to a much lesser extent. Stupid Nickolodeon) are some of the funniest things around, even if they do make you feel really bad after reading them. Prime Example:

Honestly, I loved the Alien. not this new shitty avp crap, the original, awesome one that made you scared of the dark.

At 11/28/09 04:59 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: I've met the maker of Invader Zim in person. Nice guy.

Yeah I was there with you. I actually had a chat with him when he was on break. He's Fucking hilarious. Everyone in the room lolled at the fuck you thing, it was great.

Me and my friends went as the Ghostbusters. It was the most epic thing ever. We learned how to scratch build costumes on the net. Looked real as.

I can bend mine Backwards at 120 degrees. beat that. oh shit. fingers, i mean.

Rule 34. There are no exceptions.

I was told by my good friend loky that i am a stupid little fanboy because I didn't like Halo 3 onwards. In truth, they have a very different feel to the first two, not just graphics wise (although it goes too much into hyper-realism, as opposed to the slightly odd sci-fi look the previous games have), but mostly its because they're Console only, and so are unfamiliar to Halo PC gamers. The fact that, with a notable few exceptions, FPS genre games should never have been on consoles in the first place. the auto aim thing makes it too easy/ too hard with it off, and the unresponsiveness of the controller makes it too difficult. Back onto the subject of ODST, I have played it through to the end, and my opinion is that, if you are supposed to be a marine, then judging by their performance in the other games (except johnson, of course) then you should not be able to beat a brute in Close Quarters fighting, even on easy. the VISR thing feels unnatural and unpolished, and to those who argue in favour of the map, i say that half the fun of the other games was working out for yourself were to go next, wth the help of the odd waypoint. If i had to rate it, i'd give it 5/10

That you were Once upon a time lured and captured by the oh so shiny but deadly Vista, and that you should be pittied.

oooooooookaaaaaaay. I'l just be going now.

May i ask why you make that statement? Dragonforce makes fully ok songs in my opinion

Oh, most are fine, it's just that they are all essentially the same "story" just different ambience, like Fire and Flames is a group of epic warriors doing... something epically, Black fire is the same except with dragons, heroes of our time is the same except it sounds spacey, etc etc. they aren't bad songs, just samey.

Can you do me a favour and right click?

Well, I suppose that while it MAY technically be caused by chemicals, I am like-minded to the few people who have taken this seriously and not said "rape" or the like. I believe in Love as an important thing that can't be controlled or really explained, it just happens, and when it does, don't ignore it or it WILL knock you on your ass and leave you naked and tied up in the bathroom. (that hasn't actually happened to me, just an analogy)

At 3/20/09 01:40 PM, TheWakkatic wrote: I can honestly see your angrah face becoming a new meme in the not-too-distant future.

Sewiously.

Badger Greenfrost6 to put his up. It is the best thing i've ever seen. oh, and his "horrorified" face. Classic

What are these guys looking at?

So, uh, which one is you?

At 7/2/09 08:03 AM, Mthieu5 wrote: Never happened like that exactly to me, but yes suck and re-suck has happened to me, like, 13 times :l

... Maybe its just the fab aura, but does this post seem suss to anyone else?

I hope you get hit with the BanHammer.

At 7/1/09 03:51 PM, jewgrounds wrote:

At 7/1/09 01:54 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/1/09 01:52 PM, jewgrounds wrote: i'm going to report you for anti-semitism. just because i am jewish does not mean you have the right to insult my faith.

I'm not being anti-semitic, I just doubt you are jewish. Mel Brooks is Jewish, right? Jesus Christ was Jewish, right?

i am jewish. please dont make me report you. all that i ask is for some tolerance. i don't poke fun at your ethnic background, religion, or any of that. and i don't really care what you are. you have the right to wroship God or, ishnu, or even satan. i just ask that you respect my right to be myself without casting shame on me. or else i will cast shame on you and report you.

This just shows that the world has become so anti semitic it is sick. didn't you pay attention to history class during the part on WWII?

Yes i did. Besides, we don't hate you because ur Jewish. We love the Jews! Right guys?
No, we hate you because you are a Gigantic, Kanye West-Loving, Real-Music-Hating, Mother-Fucking, Newgrounds-Trolling, Time-Wasting, Sperm-Drinking, Teeth-Gnashingly Horrible, Nails-Down-A-Blackboard-Sounding, Immature, Ignorant Neanderthal with no reason to be here, other than to piss the rest of us off.

At 6/30/09 07:16 PM, jewgrounds wrote:

At 6/30/09 07:12 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Elvis is still King of Rock, so therefore Micheal stays King of Pop.

Nah dog, Kanye has taken the crown of King of Pop.

THE VOICE OF A GENERATION!

Fuck Kanye. He completely fucks up everything he touches, uses, or references, including Akira. Espescially Akira.

At 6/29/09 02:23 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

People are so used to getting everything they want instantaneously that when they see Soulja Boy doing the "Stanky Leg" on MTV they freak out and start making crazy claims that "ALL MUSIC TODAY SUCKS", even though they themselves haven't bothered putting any effort into finding a kind of music that they enjoy.

This = WIN

At 6/30/09 06:49 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: By the way, Halo is probably the worst fps game ever.

OMG you did not go there. jokes, its not the best, but its certainly not the worst.
:Doom 3 anyone?

In Soviet Russia, Oktopus cook you!

At 6/21/09 07:20 PM, Corky-D wrote: How can you not understand it, ugh?

Instead of questioning it you should just let it suck you in.

This.

I would probably go much further back than 10 years, invest about $2, 000 in the microsoft corporation, and reap the benefits in the present.

About 12 hours from nothing, but once there's some hair there, the growth really slows down.

I constantly walk right up behind random people and silently get my face as close to theirs (over their shoulder) as i could, then say "Boo." I have been punched in the stomach several times, but it is totally worth it for the looks on their faces.

Don't you realize that to win anything worth winning you have to have a ridiculous amount of money, a ridiculous amount of time, and NO FRIENDS OF ANY DESCRIPTION WHATSOEVER.

I suppose so but it's only just opened, you can't expect it to be perfect, or even awesome straight away. Good things come to those who wait.

Jerk.

At 5/18/09 08:53 PM, SlyGuyMoves wrote: Indeed it is. The one on the right is stuck to the mesh screen while the one on the left is on the actual glass backing. I don't understand on what kind of angle this bird was flying on to land that shit on my window.

Be glad it was bird shit. There are some strange people around these days...