so you're saying ... i can get a tan w/o having to go outside?

i'd prolly pee on someone i hate. then, if they try to beat me up, i'll say it was an accident, but they won't listen, and then i'll be dead. EVERYONE will hate them for killing some guy over an accidental peeing.

pray to superman. if he exists, he'll actually SAVE you from dying.

At 10/7/06 08:28 AM, wesdood wrote: my x gf made me hold her purse. i'm scarred for life.

whatever, a real man can be holding a purse and still be manly. why, just the other day i was walking down the street with THREE purses, and i was still manly enough to kick a hobo who asked me for money. a passing woman actually fainted at my manliness.

Actually, Monty Python's Holy Grail. I mean, i get it, it's unexpected and that's what they do, but it's still a disappointing ending.

so can we overestimate and say there's 2 billion people in china? instead of neglecting 385 million people, we'd be attending to 615 million non-existant people, who i can almost guarantee won't be offended.

read quotes off bash.org

granted, Rodney Mullen has some amazing tricks. but he doesn't have what Ollie the Magic Bum has. and that is ... magic.
also a permanent stench of alcohol and failure.

At 10/7/06 07:46 AM, Botmeister wrote: Wooo, Finally Im respected.......... Lets marry!

u got denialOfCivilUnion'D

At 10/7/06 07:43 AM, DreamTheater wrote: It's simple. He's 'the one' and he has learnt to 'bend and break' the rules better than anyone else; when I say rules I mean things like gravity.

Sorry, I think I like Botmeister's answer better. =P

ending of matrix:
at the end of movie, neo flies. people can't fly. how can this happen? way to ruin movie, guys.

At 6/6/06 12:05 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Soil should rock your teeth out.

pretty hardcore, i like

for anyone who has seen the movie, i will simply discuss the bridge scene.

1) magneto decides to use an entire bridge instead of just a large piece of metal to get to the island. he doesn't have THAT large of an army.

2) he uses the bridge to ... well, create a bridge between the island and the mainland. later, this enables the army to attack him.

3) magneto rips the bridge off its supports, and when he sets it down again it's being held up by faith. and it's obviously not his powers, because a) that would take too much concentration and b) later in the movie.

4) as soon as the bridge touches down, it goes from being daytime to nighttime. what the fuck.

basically, this movie cared a lot more about being shiny and spectacular than being good. which is fine, provided that you wanted to see a shiny and spectacular pheonix. i wanted shiny and spectacular wolverine. ah well. maybe i'll just go watch x2 again.

lololo

if i were to say that i like ... say, orgy, spineshank and breaking benjamin, would anyone happen to have suggestions for other bands i might like?

flcl

with a side of Street Fighter Alpha

secret to happiness:
- have a gf
- hang with friends
- ignore parents
- be tall

you find out you are your own worst enemy ... and the final boss is just a seppuku mini-game

props to the 2 people who discussed the tax benefits denied to homosexuals.
it's not just about god and love, na meen?

with $350, you could buy an NES and just about every game ever made for it.
is there a contest?

At 2/7/06 10:06 PM, Terkoz wrote:

At 2/7/06 10:05 PM, Masteronin wrote: Daredevil has powers. At the cost of his sight, the radiation ampliphied all his other skills, and he has a kind of "radar sense."

he has a sense. sight. he didnt gain it. he already had it and it didnt work

okay, daredevil ... had "radar sense" which he'd gotten from radiation (back in the good old days, radiation gave you super powers. now it gives you cancer), but then he lost it. then he got it back through intensive training from his old master, because apparently everyone can do that, but they don't know how. or something. so daredevil's a special case that we will IGNORE.

also .... i have no idea what terkoz is talking about.

At 2/7/06 09:57 PM, Masteronin wrote:
Your waaaaaay wrong. Those don't stop them from being superheroes. As long as they are in a comic, face of against evil and crimianls, they're basically superheroes. There are hundreds of heroes without powers.

okay, the POINT is that they aren't SUPERheroes because they aren't superhuman. they're just human. if you have SUPER powers, then you're a super hero. i'm not saying batman's not awesome, because he is. but he's just a hero, because he's only human.

my girlfriend stabbed me, but she's really hot. what should i do?

At 2/7/06 09:38 PM, Effsix wrote: Ooh- and dark link, also on the N64. He matches every move you throw at him in that white misty lake until you cave in his skull with the sledgehammer. Then it turned out to be a holodeck. In ancient underwater castle. Fantastic.

fuck the sledge, you can do the water temple before the fire temple. you just din's fire him a bunch. also, pray. there was SOME way of actually landing a hit with the sword, but i forget it every time i fight him.

def Final Boss from Mischief Makers.
also, rpg bosses aren't fun to fight.

ninja, because i am a fan of tight, form-fitting clothes

there are a lot of them!
however, Batman, Green Arrow, and Iron Man are NOT included.
reason?
Batman: being bat-shit insane is not a super power
Green Arrow: being a tree-hugging liberal is not a superpower
Iron Man: being a rich alcoholic with nice clothes that have guns is not a super power
they are HEROES, not SUPERheroes.

thoughts?
opinions?
discuss

the fuckin' General (giant yellow guy) from MMX4 when you play as zero.
HE'S TOOOOO BIG!

be all like "OMG BEHIND YOU TEH BEARZ!!!", then change countries.

=D?