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Response to: I deleted your shit thread. Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

Would watching a movie help?

I deleted your shit thread.

Response to: Anything older than the universe? Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

Yo Mama!

Response to: Name My Bass Guitar Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

It shall be called...Deep Throat.

Response to: Ng = International Drug Syndicate. Posted August 19th, 2008 in General

At 8/19/08 11:04 PM, tomato-soup wrote: Now that's just silly, why would he base it in Taiwan?

Why not?

Response to: Ng = International Drug Syndicate. Posted August 19th, 2008 in General

Dont forget about the subgroup:

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Response to: Cheerleading is not a sport. Posted July 30th, 2008 in General

We discussed this for an entire day in one class last year.

The several cheerleaders in the class started off by complaining about the practice they had earlier. So the teacher and several others argue that it isn't that hard. The cheerleaders respond that it is too hard, and its a sport.

The arguement continues for a few minutes...

In order to settle this the teacher says to prove its a sport that the cheerleaders should do one real pushup. The first one fails. The next one starts with girl push-ups, so the rule is ammended to ten girl push-ups or one real one. All the girls continue to fail while the alpha male douches start dropping down to show their strength to da womenz.

Finally one girl does one real pushup and is praised. But because ALL the others failed at it, we declared that it was not a sport, more like an activity.

That was a great class that we rarely accomplished anything in.

Response to: They're watching us. Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

At 7/26/08 02:45 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: That's me.

Always watching.

Like a good neighbour should, State Farm is there.

If your always there and Nationwide is on my side...then who do i choose???

Response to: new NG frase`? Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

At 7/26/08 02:19 AM, Franklin-Moore wrote

Why words....why not MS paint cocks?

Thats more like it!

right?
Response to: Help with African-American slang Posted July 22nd, 2008 in General

Cut us some slack jack, maybe you jus a jive mofo turkey...

turkey
Response to: i has a question Posted July 22nd, 2008 in General

At 7/22/08 11:50 AM, lc2000 wrote:
At 7/22/08 11:49 AM, GoldenPickaxe wrote:
At 7/22/08 11:47 AM, lc2000 wrote: i don't know what either of them are so i am going to say #3
Number 3 is metal gear solid 4,right?
still don't know what they are so now voting for #503,450

PONG!!!!!!!

at least i think...
Response to: Heath Ledger Hype Posted July 22nd, 2008 in General

At 7/22/08 03:03 AM, aquaticmole wrote: From all the links I have found they point to: there were both prescription and non prescription drugs at the scene it was the mixture that caused his death.

It doesn't matter if they were prescription or non prescription drugs. He abused them and faced the consequences.

Response to: Heath Ledger Hype Posted July 22nd, 2008 in General

Quoted from wikipedia

"Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine."[6][80] It also states definitively: "We have concluded that the manner of death is accident, resulting from the ABUSE of prescription medications.

Response to: National Lampoons movies Posted July 22nd, 2008 in General

I like Animal House. So many funny scenes.

Wanna see my impression of a zit?
Response to: I found a puppy Posted July 22nd, 2008 in General

At 7/21/08 02:13 AM, Mr-Destruction wrote: Come to think of it though, I did stumble upon a box turtle one time when I was young. Then some lady posted a lost sign for it and I gave it back with my brother.

You got the lady to take your brother with the turtle as a reward, right?

right?
Response to: Drug Bust In Mexico Submarine Posted July 21st, 2008 in General

Aww man, nothing worse than some soggy coke brought in a fiberglass submarine.

Response to: Tom, Wade and BlueHippo died... Posted July 19th, 2008 in General

Backs34t-Mod3r's name was Robert Paulson btw...

Response to: Post A FacePalm Posted July 15th, 2008 in General

Well then...

Post A FacePalm

Response to: Post A FacePalm Posted July 15th, 2008 in General

/thread

Post A FacePalm

Response to: man whore Posted July 9th, 2008 in General

she-bitch

Response to: Tragic Overdose Posted July 1st, 2008 in General

That bucket never contained chicken! It was merely placed there for comedic effect.

Response to: Americans = heartless Posted June 7th, 2008 in General

I just skimmed the article, but the guy looked like he was jaywalking.

Response to: Net Neutrality: No more Posted June 1st, 2008 in General

Hack the planet?

HACK THE PLANET!!!
Response to: Plumbing Photoshop Posted June 1st, 2008 in General

At 6/1/08 07:09 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: ib4 cock coming out of toilet.

More like cock plunger...

Response to: remember christmas '07? Posted May 26th, 2008 in General

At 5/26/08 06:08 PM, BenjaminBigelow wrote: Shut up. I'm gonna go suicide.

Meet you at the respawn point then?

Response to: I swallow my gum Posted May 26th, 2008 in General

The gum is so slippery against the lining of your organs that it passes right through you.

pfft slippery...organs
Response to: A Keyboard Garden! Posted May 20th, 2008 in General

At 5/20/08 09:32 PM, MinusNick wrote:
I'll also plant a... you'll find out.

Oh, the suspense!!!

Response to: Burnt my ramen again. Posted May 18th, 2008 in General

My friend didn't realize you needed to put the popcorn bag with "this side up" facing up in the microwave.

Halfway popped, horribly burnt popcorn....

wooo!!
Response to: I think I might be pregnant... Posted May 13th, 2008 in General

It's mine, isn't it?

Oh God!!!
Response to: I got a TV in my room! Posted May 13th, 2008 in General

I have my computer, an lcd tv, and a mini fridge, among other things, in my room.

Guess that makes up for it being 9'x9'...

Response to: penipals Posted May 12th, 2008 in General

At 5/12/08 04:01 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: things

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