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Author Search Results: 'StoneGuy'

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Topic: Your defense weapon of choice?

Posted: 05/12/09 12:06 AM

Forum: General

Knife, or if availible a semi-auto pistol. (there is no better robbery deterrent than gunfire.


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Topic: Saw dad with his meat inside my GF!

Posted: 05/11/09 11:24 PM

Forum: General

Clever title... You actually got me with this one.


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Topic: I found a puppy

Posted: 07/21/08 10:27 PM

Forum: General

Looks like a neighbor's dog, but its still at her house... yapping loudly.....


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Topic: Fucked up dream

Posted: 07/21/08 10:18 PM

Forum: General

It means you're not yet old enough to watch zombie horror movies right before bed.


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Topic: How I passed driver's ed.

Posted: 07/21/08 10:15 PM

Forum: General

Lol, nice, good job twisting it at the end.


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Topic: 7-11 Tobacco Stocks?

Posted: 04/21/08 11:22 PM

Forum: General

At 4/21/08 11:07 PM, major-shake wrote: Why do I doubt your profile age. Anyway just get some Camel Wides.

i don't smoke myself, well, not cigarettes, but yea, all i know bout the brands are like marlboro, newport, and camels. i know some about cigars, like Maduros, those i remember liking those and robusto class ones


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Topic: 7-11 Tobacco Stocks?

Posted: 04/21/08 11:05 PM

Forum: General

Just wondering if anyone knows what kinds of Cigars and Ciggs that 7-11 stocks

I'm going tomorrow because a friend wants to try smoking, but i'm not a smoker myself so i wouldn't know.


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Topic: I'm almost dead

Posted: 03/26/08 06:46 PM

Forum: General

At 3/26/08 06:44 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: This morning, I had my first nose blood since I never bled through my nose before.
Shortly after, I began tasting blood in my mouth and then I started coughing lightly through out the day.
Now, I am coughing almost every second and it;s not getting any better. Just now I coughed really hard and a little bit of blood spat out of my mouth. My throat hurts too, it feels like I'm swallowing a bowling ball.

don't be melodramatic and just call the fucking doctor if you're actually in trouble, or call 911


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Topic: I just sliced my finger.

Posted: 03/26/08 06:42 PM

Forum: General

At 3/26/08 04:44 PM, Stridelock wrote: I hope you didn't get blood in the chili.

its cool, blood just tastes a bit salty, with a twinge of iron, so a lil blood won't hurt the chili.


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Topic: Flash Submission Quality..

Posted: 03/02/08 08:05 AM

Forum: General

At 3/2/08 07:52 AM, whardypace wrote: What the hell has happened to the flash submission quality, seriously?
Everything gets let through.
We get all these animators who can't even draw stick figures! And then they submit a 20 second flash of a stick man jumping off a wall...
and it gets like.. a 2..
Has anyone else noticed this? I mean seriously! What the cock is this shit?

could it be new members not knowing how NG works? Geez, say take a gander at your sign up date

how that stuff gets through is that NG userbase is a mainly US populous, hence we are asleep when it is submitted and it gets to stay unnoticed and chances are it won't effect anyone in the long run. i stay up late sometimes to try to catch some of it and stop it, but we can't handle that much crap being spammed so late at night


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Topic: Look Here 3!

Posted: 03/02/08 03:59 AM

Forum: General

At 3/2/08 03:55 AM, brayofden wrote: finnally episode 5! but! they reunite.. and get married and have a kid (ill make a porn just for the porn adicted perverts)

give up. forever.


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Topic: Kaleidosketch!

Posted: 03/02/08 03:42 AM

Forum: General

fun, but this whole thing you made gets messed at the center =\


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Topic: Frozen Coke

Posted: 03/02/08 03:38 AM

Forum: General

if its like foamed then frozen its SOOO bad.


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Topic: I exposed my cock to the public

Posted: 03/02/08 03:37 AM

Forum: General

way to fail, yet another cock gag in the past 2 hours


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Topic: I need to get a present

Posted: 03/02/08 03:35 AM

Forum: General

At 3/2/08 02:00 AM, Searp3nt wrote: I caught you, red handed!

But I'll pretend I never noticed...

*crowbar to the back of your head* you don't need to pretend, i made you forget


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Topic: Arseholes on NG

Posted: 03/02/08 03:31 AM

Forum: General

At 3/2/08 01:12 AM, thesym wrote: Post all little fags on NG, heres one, he curses in almost every sentence http://betty.newgrounds.com/news/post/87 774 go look at his comments and his replys too comments, I didn't count 1 reply where he didn't curse.

hmm he looks kinda ugly, and jail bait. but there's alot of assholes on newgrounds, just don't let them get to you and try to stay mature about it


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Topic: plz read.

Posted: 03/02/08 03:25 AM

Forum: General

get outta the general forum, go to clubs and crews to discuss this.
read forum guidelines before posting


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Topic: Holy Sh*t Something Just Exploded!!

Posted: 03/02/08 03:23 AM

Forum: General

i once saw a industrial propane tank explode from about a mile or 2 away, it looked like a small blast semi-circle of red and orange


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Topic: What has the internet been doing?

Posted: 03/02/08 03:16 AM

Forum: General

quit runescape, do something else, and if nothing else play WoW its better


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Topic: Principal's office!!!

Posted: 03/02/08 03:10 AM

Forum: General

At 3/2/08 03:04 AM, metalstorm wrote: I never got sent to the principles office. I went to school to learn, not to fuck around.

i never went there. because i never got caught


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Topic: I Tried To Be The Good Guy...

Posted: 03/02/08 03:03 AM

Forum: General

eh just nail the asshole in the face then take the PSP when he's down


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Topic: look here

Posted: 03/02/08 02:57 AM

Forum: General

way to blow, do a tutorial, then rtfm, then try again


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Topic: "Farmaceutical Elixr"

Posted: 03/02/08 02:54 AM

Forum: General

nice, for those people who didn't get it its a joke as "Farm" instead of pharm (medicine) meaning its for a literal cock, as a rooster
isn't it nice to lose your stupidity in exchange for being smarter and not laughing cluelessly?


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Topic: OMG, you make me so Fuckin hot mmm

Posted: 03/02/08 02:48 AM

Forum: General

At 3/2/08 02:39 AM, PureLionHeart wrote: BBWs are awesome.

No, NO WANT MORE. WANT LESS


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Topic: It's my birthday today...

Posted: 03/02/08 02:42 AM

Forum: General

your first of the year =D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


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Topic: Most destructive weapon ...

Posted: 03/02/08 02:39 AM

Forum: General

Wooden Cooking Spoon = best weapon in existence


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Topic: do you think marilyn manson is emo

Posted: 01/18/08 03:04 AM

Forum: General

He isn't, but he is VERY creepy


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Topic: My Xbox 360 Was Stolen

Posted: 01/18/08 02:58 AM

Forum: General

At 1/18/08 02:27 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:
At 1/18/08 02:26 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Why in the world would you lend out a system?
Cause I wasn't really playing it and I'm somewhat good friends with this guy.

apparently you were wrong in thinking that =\


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Topic: Hey Pedophiles!

Posted: 01/18/08 02:25 AM

Forum: General

hawt?


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Topic: "TwilightFox...th ere is something

Posted: 01/18/08 02:21 AM

Forum: General

At 1/17/08 07:08 PM, xXCostelloXx wrote:
At 1/17/08 07:07 PM, TwilightFox wrote: Aww, of course I'll marry you!
Yay!!!!!!!
*kisses*

*slowly starts chanting "forum cyber!"*


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