I miss this as Newgrounds tag line.

'Newgrounds dot com, the problems of the future, today!' has more of a ring to it than 'Newgrounds dot com, everything, by everyone'

HERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK

At 10/18/09 08:17 PM, AioriaRox wrote: In the future.

OR WILL IT?

*lost DUNNNNN thing*

When is the next season of Lost?

Yes, yes he is.

...Of being fucking lectured by 'Holy men' like the Arch Bishop of Canterbury about selflessness and non-materialism from one of his two magnificent palaces. He hasn't even begun to understand the lesson he is supposed to be teaching others.

Of course we all know about the Pope and his massive palace, in fact he presides over his own state that doubles as it's own sovereign country, of which he is the sole ruler.

As for the rest of them, the Bishops, the Arch Bishops and the Cardinals, none of those bastards would dirty their feet on anything less than a mansion.

Meanwhile, where are you? Still on your knees praying for salvation by chance? Well, keep it up because your favourite televangelist needs to buy a new private jet, with your money.

At 10/5/09 11:11 AM, Yhtomit wrote: Good luck with that.

Thanks.

He is just talking to people on a headset obviously. Fucking idiot.

Discuss.

At 10/1/09 08:58 PM, Cericon wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:55 PM, Ptcfast wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:54 PM, Stomer wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:51 PM, Cericon wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:50 PM, Stomer wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:48 PM, Cericon wrote: In war, there isn't right or wrong.
Only victory.

Maybe in medieval times, but not in modern history.

No, it's still the same.
The ends justify the means.
We won, they lost.

Are you 12 years old?

No, but with your petty morals, I'm beginning to think that you might be.
Right and wrong, good and evil, etc, they're just words.
Annoying wannabe liberals like you are why I hate kids.

You're a disgruntled 15year old teenager who is recycling 'hardcore' lines to look cold and distant, when really you are just an immature child.

"No, but with your petty morals, I'm beginning to think that you might be.
Right and wrong, good and evil, etc, they're just words."

You aren't a James Bond villain, grow up.

At 10/1/09 08:51 PM, Cericon wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:50 PM, Stomer wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:48 PM, Cericon wrote: In war, there isn't right or wrong.
Only victory.

Maybe in medieval times, but not in modern history.

No, it's still the same.
The ends justify the means.
We won, they lost.

Are you 12 years old?

At 10/1/09 08:48 PM, Cericon wrote: In war, there isn't right or wrong.
Only victory.

Maybe in medieval times, but not in modern history.

That in WW2 America left 280,000 civilians dead, 280,000 casualties, and 200,000 homeless (not to mention all of the problems it caused in time due to radiation poisoning) in their atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

How can they be considered heroes of WW2 after committing such a horrendous war crime?

I don't need oxygen, I have a bag of doritos.

At 9/21/09 06:32 PM, andhination wrote:

At 9/21/09 05:19 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Are you really trying to argue that people who choose to live in the U.S. aren't Americans??? Really?

In all honesty, I would say that, yes.
If I moved to America I'd still say I was English.
Though I don't condone any of this anti american rubbish.
I like America.
They're cool.

You are a disgrace. Where is your British unrelenting hatred of any other country other than Britain?

At 9/21/09 04:45 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 9/21/09 04:41 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Benjamin Franklin was the Colonial Einstein/Edison.

Which ignores the fact that both Edison and Einstein were Americans, Einstein emigrating after Germany went nuts. Similarly, Tesla also opted to be an American.

Einstein was German, you fucking idiot. Just because they moved to the US doesn't make them Americans, you moron. I suppose you think Stephen Hawking is American and not British, as well?

At 9/21/09 04:44 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 9/21/09 04:43 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: But he never battled a menacing burger thief to combat.

I thought the hamburglar and Ronald were friends.

They were until the hamburgler slept with the Colonel.

I know I've given the USA a lot of shit on these forums, so I'm going to make a list of all the great Americans to show I respect your culture.

1. Ronald McDonald

That is all.

I just realized that all Asian people are basically Chinese, and all Chinese people are basically aliens, so now they're are more aliens on the earth than humans (and the French).

I have none, so fuck you all.

Did you mean: great americans

Google 'Great Mexicans'

Americans will love what pops up.

Why the fuck does Madonna always put on a fake British accent? She's American for fucks sake. We don't want her.

On that note, Stephen Hawking is British, not American, you stupid fucking idiots who think otherwise.

Stomer.

If you could only play one video game for life, what would it be?

LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD.....

I just heard some American politician who is opposed to having a National Health Service in the USA use this argument;

'If Stephen Hawking was British he wouldn't be alive now because of the UK's NHS'

Lmao, funniest thing I've ever heard from an American, how retarded do you have to be to say that?

Stephen Hawking IS British and he even says himself that he owes his life to the NHS.

I also heard an American woman on the same show pick up the mike and literally cry while she said 'I DON'T WANT MY COUNTRY TO BECOME RUSSIA!'

lmfao. It was without a doubt the funniest show from the USA I have ever seen.

At 9/2/09 08:06 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Unlike most of you, he does have a family to tend to.

He became a butler?

'To tend to'...seriously?

Where are you hiding nowadays? Who is going to show me disgustingly high quality pictures of bugs? WHO! WHO DAMNIT

The bible says that if a man lies with another man he must be stoned.

I've never done it but I imagine that would help. Thanks for the tip Jesus.