219 Forum Posts by "StLarry"
Head- ColdWar era gas-mask
Chest- Kevlar Vest+white undershirt
Arms- Valient Video tattoo
Hands- Work Gloves
Legs- Jeans
Shoe- Boots
Primary Weapon- S&W .500 Revolver
Secondary Weapon- Chainsaw
Tertiary Weapon- Plastic Bag
Nope, perfectly normal...
oh... by the way...
pics or it aint true
THIS is definately my new desktop background
Um... this may sound kind of odd, but have you ever tried firing at multiple targets with a gun, or BEEN in a firefight? (I'm not saying that i've been in a firefight). You need to understand that it's not really 'easy'. It's not like the movies and video games. there will be a SHITLOAD of injuries, but to actually kill alot of people one would literally need years of training and experience. There IS a reason that military forces, police, etc... are more adept at combat. Experience and 'coolheadedness' are paramount for sucess in any firefight.
Lol... you TOLD YOUR MOM?
f*ing A.... well... that definately makes the 'strangest shit i've heard' list
still... why did you do that? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
NewsFlash! the giant 'Solid Rock Church' statue of Jesus has just started crying giant tears of blood! The Vatican has yet to comment...
More later
Um... Mr. A Carrot By Dr. Riot?
well... i really dont know how to say this.. but... well...
Fuck Ass Shit Twat Cunt Sucker Bitch Bastard Tramp Whore Fag Shitwad Shitface AssEater damn cocksucker motherfucker tits slut asshole cum anus
you...
No it is not.
Fascism ; "A philosophy or system of government that is marked by stringent social and economic control, a strong, centralized government usually headed by a dictator, and often a policy of belligerent nationalism."
It isn't Nazism (because that included aryan supremasism), and it even isnt fascism; as a fascist goverment is a 'strong centralized govt.' And the islamic proponents that we are currently waging war against are the soldiers of a goverment, but essentially 'independent' from their goverment (we love the Al Sauds dont we?
Anyways, Islamic fascism is certainly not nazism, and additionally, it isnt even 'fascism'
That's always a good way to 'end it'. Actually, if she wont give in to do that specifically, just take anything she IS willing to do, and record it. Release it later to shame her
It's kind of harsh, but hey man, if you want to do it, go all the way
--You're Mitsurugi--
Both mysterious and attractive, you captivate people with the fact that you seem to be good at everything! Spending quiet moments with a friend and talking about what life means to you is your ideal situation. You don't like to stand out very much and you seem to be more old-fashioned than modern, but when you do take the spotlight -- you command the floor!
weight is not equivelant to strength...
Think about it... if you weigh 150, and can bench 200, that means that you could 'lift' a 200 lb person. And if that person could bench 350, does that make you 'stronger'?
Impact force makes a huge difference. I'm 150 and I can absolutely level (as in knock to the ground) people who weigh 200+ (playing football, fights, etc...) When the difference of weight is around 50-75 lb, momentum makes the largest difference in something like football or a fight
I like how this post has already degraded from 'wow this is an amazingly good post'; to calling each other 'faggot'
At 8/31/06 09:44 PM, WilfordFuckinBrimley wrote: This is by far the funniest and most pathetic thing I've seen in years.
No.... this is the funniest and most pathetic thing you've seen in years...
emphasis on 'pathetic '
*clears throat
Well... in the words of the great... awww... heck
FUCKING WIN!
Um... just wikipedia em and paraphrase the summary...
and btw... summer reading, it's really easy to 'bs' your way through that. Today even I had to be on a 'panel discussion' of a book i didn't read, I just restated what everyone else said non-specifically, and It sounded really believable to everyone else (including the teacher)
Pics or it ain't true....
And what were you doing before you 'disappeared'
i.e. if you were in a crack house... I think i know what might have happened...
Boss: What are you doing?
Employee: WTF!
Boss: WTF?
Employee: yeah!
Boss: you're fired
Employee: WTF?!
Boss: yeah
I smacked one of my buddies across the face with a chicken sandwich... didnt see the mayonaise on it... I had to jump over a table to get away, and I slammed my shin into it... had a bruise on there for about a week
A girl... A gun... A crack pipe
lol...
"Larry: At age 20 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)"
Sounds like me!
I fucking love that show! I TiVo it on TvLand everyday
Lucky?
Dude... you own you OWN computer lol....
But that Mac 20'' sounds pretty cool
Hammerfall-Heeding The Call
Kinda 'motivational' before doing something
CrackHeads in a CrackHouse (production title 7652 East Avenue.... coming spring 07)
*throws up
damn man... I mean shhhiiittttt............
Hm.... I'll try make one....
I made my debut on an Xbox game, in which I lost my job, and shortly thereafter joined forces with my ex-arch-nemisis (that's a mouthful), to foil my employer's sinister plot.
Hint: The game was a sequel
Hint2: despite the similarities, that 'thing' i'm holding is NOT a lightsaber
