At 9/27/04 08:28 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:
Wow. My mom just caught me masturbating.
You ought to be lucky that your mom caught you and not me..Cause I am a penis gremlin..I would've bit it off and placed in one of the many penis jars I have...Your would've been the 569th to add to my collection
Holy christ, I was so freaked out... I was talking to my friend (that's a girl) and helping her out with her boyfriend problem, and then I opened up a porn video and started wackin.
Well,since she was having boyfriend problems...You should've invited her over,you wouldn't've had to masturbate,she would've help you out..
I kinda heard her coming down the stairs, so I closed the video as quick as I could, but I couldn't get my pants on... She asked me why my pants weren't on and I said 'I don't like these pants, they are too tight'. She eventually went upstairs, and I'm like 'fuck, i'm screwed'.
No you're not..Technically,every male does that...Your mother should understand that you're a big boy...
I mean I can understand she'd be freaked out if she walked in while you were fuckin a pie or some sort..Then I'd say you're screwed...
Other than that,you have nothing to worry about.