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Response to: My stories are not fake. Posted July 2nd, 2010 in General

At 7/2/10 10:39 PM, Yamor wrote:
At 7/2/10 10:37 PM, AdjectiveNoun wrote: your stories are so fake
What a shining example of maturity.

Fuck you AdjectiveNoun his stories are real

Response to: How old are you? Posted July 1st, 2010 in General

I am 14 going 15 in september

Response to: Fuck you skinny sons of bitches Posted July 1st, 2010 in General

At 7/1/10 05:27 AM, Space-Whale wrote: who here even needs a fucking 5xl?!

you do

Response to: NG toolbar spam? Posted June 30th, 2010 in General

kinda

Yamor... Posted June 30th, 2010 in General

You need to make videos. AND POST THOSE VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE!
Like, a Vlog? Something like that...
Reply please

Response to: Father's day Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

At 6/20/10 12:45 PM, Duffi wrote:
At 6/20/10 12:41 PM, Lorkas wrote: I guess in your little materialistic mind you have to buy something to show your love and affection. You'll be a great consumer one day...
No. I do my father a favour, because unlike you angsty anti-coorporate assholes I actually love to show him some love and respect instead of having angsty anti-governmental ideals. Your father doesn't give a fuck about that. He just wants to be appreciated, but you can't get off your fat ass and get away from the computer - you'd rather sit on a forum and argue till your death, rather that than doing something nice for your father who fucking raised you. Boo.

This is what you are doing right now you dumbfuck. And your father must have been a shitty father because he fucked you in the ass you fucker. AND, why the fuck are you on a forum on fucking fathers day? I thought you are going to do your father a favor, like fuck him in his pussy? Or maybe give him a free blow job? or maybe lick his teeth? or maybe you can shit on his chest and give him a fucking cleavland steamer? I don't know, it's up to you but some of us don't have a mom or a dad so this is all we have to do. Just shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself.

Response to: Your parents' opinion on Lady gaga? Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

They don't know who Lady Gaga is...

Response to: I was expelled. Posted June 20th, 2010 in General

So your mom is not pissed off at you?

Response to: I think you all need to see this. Posted June 19th, 2010 in General

At 6/19/10 07:00 PM, Cericon wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IyU02E9b dM

I would like you to watch this video, it's 5:00 minutes exactly. There are much worse ways you can spend those 5 minutes, so you should just watch the video. After you've watched it, tell me how it makes you feel.

Just a slight warning, brace yourself.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!

Response to: Last person on Earth Posted June 19th, 2010 in General

I would fap on a tree

Response to: Justin Bieber is in my library Posted June 19th, 2010 in General

At 6/17/10 09:56 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: At-least I fit in

I see you have lazy town... :P

Response to: New Google Feature. Posted June 4th, 2010 in General

Gonna go try this tomorrow...

Response to: I saw an epic fight today!!! Posted June 4th, 2010 in General

:D Awesome!!

Response to: Mosquitoes Suck! Posted June 3rd, 2010 in General

yep, a lot. it stings

Response to: Inbox(1) >> What do you feel? Posted June 3rd, 2010 in General

At 6/3/10 07:52 PM, sephiroth183 wrote: I curse loudly, exclaiming "DAMN IT, BANNED AGAIN"...
What a relief when I notice it's just someone cursing at me. :)

can you send me some of those? :) really tho

Response to: Show NG your iPhone home screen! Posted June 3rd, 2010 in General

At 6/2/10 11:03 PM, Kool-Aid wrote:
At 6/2/10 06:40 PM, kaywire wrote: blah blah blah i have an ipad
Please FUCKING tell me you can put more than FOUR apps on that dock...

JAILBREAK IT AND GET THE FIVE ICON DOCK!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: Hurricane + Oil Spill = ? Posted June 2nd, 2010 in General

At 6/1/10 10:54 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: They should rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Black Sea.

the brown sea.... oil is brown!

Response to: Rage at Kanye West! Posted June 2nd, 2010 in General

At 6/2/10 07:42 PM, agustana wrote: I really like Kanye West.

Even though he is black.

RACIST BASSIST!

Response to: What really pisses you off? Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

At 5/31/10 09:48 PM, Theycallmewarrior wrote: i get really pissed off whenever i here some body badmouth or talk bad bout america. its like america is asome, we have freedom and liberty and stuff. so people need to lern to love it or get out.

what pisses y'all guys off?

america sucks we are fucked in the ass... look at us right now

Response to: Moms Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

This happens to me all the time, DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: I love this website! Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

At 5/31/10 09:04 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: What the fuck? What kind of nerd goes on newgrounds?

you? fagg

You Suck Wade Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

JK! I LOVE YOU WADE!

Anyways, Wade is the best person on NG!
PLEASE DISCUSS IF YOU THINK TOM IS BETTER THAN WADE!

Response to: have you ever woken up Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

At 5/31/10 01:43 PM, NoxDexus wrote: I've only woken up with a raging boner.

same... :(

Response to: What does beer do to you? Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

At 5/30/10 11:12 PM, slingshot14 wrote: What's the effect that beer has on you other than getting you drunk?

For me I always end up wetting my bed whenever I drink beer. Even if I don't get drunk.

it fucks you in the butt and does a yee haw

Response to: Do you talk to yourself ? Posted May 31st, 2010 in General

yesser

Response to: Happy with your life the way it is? Posted May 24th, 2010 in General

Yes;No

Response to: What does NG look like? Posted May 24th, 2010 in General

At 4/20/10 06:37 AM, Shao-Kahn wrote: Dont make fun of me. :(

No wonder you are so phat jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkj i don't offend I only offens

Response to: slipknot bassist found dead Posted May 24th, 2010 in General

That's one ugly faggot! He was probably a dick like all us NG'ers

Response to: What does NG look like? Posted May 24th, 2010 in General

At 6/8/09 05:11 PM, Fezz wrote:
At 6/8/09 04:45 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Why hai tahr.
Mmmmm yes...seductive pose.

:O

Response to: What does NG look like? Posted May 24th, 2010 in General

At 6/8/09 02:51 PM, ripmycat wrote: Oops, forgot pic.

Youre hot and I AM A GUY!