My teacher didn't like the drawing I gave her in 2nd grade...I danced on her grave yesterday, tripped, and broke my arm. I hate my life.

At 11/12/09 06:16 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote: but heres the catch...you can only bring one thing on my ship

Fuck your ship. I'm building my own on my goddamn farm.

An ugly chick.

Run with scissors. Needless to say it is now part of my daily routine.

I saw a unicorn run across a rainbow of gold.

At 8/3/09 12:57 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: I ate a cookie. FUCKIN' HARDCORE!

I baked those damn cookies! BRUTAL!!!

At 7/2/09 06:04 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 7/2/09 06:01 PM, stick-man-dude wrote:

At 7/2/09 05:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: this girl and I just began dating a few days ago, but have had a thing for a number of weeks.

This is really throwing me off

We've liked each other for a number of weeks... And acted like we were dating... But nothing was official? What don't you understand?

You said you've been sleeping over at her house and having sex. That's like sleeping with your best friend if you weren't technically dating yet. It's just really wierd to me.

At 7/2/09 05:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: this girl and I just began dating a few days ago, but have had a thing for a number of weeks.

This is really throwing me off

When I got my braces I didn't feel a thing. No pain or anything. When I got them adjusted still nothing. I'm close to getting them off and something tells me they didn't work...

Watch out guyz hes going to shoot up NG!

Amazing stories. "Just us clothes" would have had me laughing in that room. I feel sorry for the guy under the bed. He couldn't see anything.

At 7/2/09 03:48 PM, ripoffhitman wrote:

At 7/2/09 02:48 PM, batman wrote: btw I don't care

You've had an acount for 9 years and have only made 13 forum posts and 2 of them are in this thread. I guess people magically come here when they think somebody made a thread about them even if they are innactive.

His newground senses were tingling...oh wait, wrong person. He saw a tank shaped light in the sky so came onto the BBS.

Well...light fell behind about 30 votes.

This is sad. Are you going to masturbate or something?

At 7/2/09 01:10 PM, splinterchaos wrote: Haha, that movie is awesome. Though, it is a movie of one liner's. "Who the hell are you?" says lady "The name is Ash....housewares" haha!

Lets show them what-for.

Why?

I loved how in the beginning the guy threw the chainsaw into the pit with Ash and he just jumped up and caught it on his stub arm.

I've never heard of them. The last good cartoons are the ones that now show on Boomerang.

At 7/2/09 12:06 PM, mystro wrote:

At 7/2/09 12:04 PM, stick-man-dude wrote: I never watched Evil Dead 1 or 2. This just looked amazing so I rented it.

Not going to lie, I haven't seen the first but the second was amazing and that poster looks like just how it ended with him in the middle ages or some shit, if you liked that i guess you would like 2.

I don't give a shit about the story. Just the movie was amazing. Not the story. The guy had a chainsaw for an arm at the beginning. The whole movie was just funny.

"Give me some sugar baby" and "Groovy" are two epic lines from it.

I never watched Evil Dead 1 or 2. This just looked amazing so I rented it.

Best movie ever. I will start a clan just to worship this movie. Who else thinks this movie was just flat out amazing. If you haven't seen it go rent it now.

Just amazing.

I laughed at the subject line.

Did somebodeh sai Taylor Swift?!

You just ruined my day with this sad tale. I hope your happy.

At 7/2/09 11:23 AM, Nihem097 wrote: I pissed in a pencil holder so he had to open up the door.

HAHAHA! This is honestly the most I've laughed in 2 weeks. Amazing. Unless this is set up...

I liked the third link.
Music isn't really being ruined. It's just changing for the worse.

At 7/2/09 10:55 AM, 066pop wrote:

At 7/2/09 10:53 AM, satanbrain wrote: actually, you played lego cubes. not lego.

And that's another crappy thing I hate. 'You played lego cubes'... WTF! At least say 'You played with lego cubes' and not make it sound like a league of its own fucking self!

It's people like you I hate. Yelling every time someone screws up.

Are you going to kill people every time they slip up with grammar in a sentence or have a typo in an e-mail? The world isn't perfect. Neither are you so shut up.

...I like Legos.

Guys...he's new. It's the internet. People act badass because they know they can pull it off easier online then in real life. If they tried it at the mall they would get their ass kicked.

But there are some cool people on Newgrounds.

I just got back a week ago from a year of being gone. Whats this about a kid? I haven't heard anything about it...