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Was just looking at archive.org and typed in newgrounds quite interesting the old layout I can seem to remember this tho.
http://web.archive.org/web/19981207074153/htt p://www.newgrounds.com/index.html
http://web.archive.org/web/19990508192601/www .newgrounds.com/bio/taryn.html
Old portal is also on here

At 10/4/06 05:55 PM, TehreTard wrote: Here you lazy bastard.

LOL Doesnt exactly do it for me.
Steve

Lol nice picture but dont think its going to work.
Nice heart tho

Hello,
Rubber if you would like make it NSFW and we can just use it here but please post on "Art" Fourm.
Can I have a mod close this topic please, It was posted in wrong fourm.
Steve

I am sorry just noticed. I have reposted on "Art" sorry everone.
Steve

Hello Everone,

If it is at all possible I would like someone to draw a picture for me, Please dont waste your time if your busy. I need it for a school project for Romeo and Juliet. What I would like is a picture of Cupid fishing using a heart for bait and Juliet reaching for the heart hanging from the rod. Please I have seen the artists here and I hope someone can help. I have tried google image search and many sites with no luck.

Thanks in advance,
Steve

I suggest if yas have any questions to check this site out http://www.americasb..pageID=13#age_limits
gives the age limits in the states and information about how much how long to recover etc...

States- Legal at 17 16 in some states
Canada - Legal at 18 Done after 70
UK- 17-60 70 if you are healthy and pass an exam

At 8/12/05 09:17 PM, nightmare333 wrote: firecrackers r good when u shove them up birds asses.... they go flying and 2 seconds later bam!

and u got the bird to stay in one place that long for u to stick a firecracker up its ass? was it drugged?

i feel as if i played video games to get away from real life and i always loved the old school 2 bit games from regular and super nintendo I have always like them graphics because it was a change from the images are eyes seen. wats the sence of playing a game with real life pictures the exagerated eyes and such is what makes a game good.
i know this comment might be hard to understand but its 8 in the mornin here and i got no sleep in lol

i do everynite i work 11pm-9am every day except for sunday nite

ill watch spiderman and probobly xmen

how many cats are gunna sit there while explosions and gun fire are goin off?

been a while since i took a science class but i thought that a microwave cooks but removing water particles from food. Thats why when pizza and stuff like that turns soggy then really hard it lifts the particles up then destroys them. but i dunnos

well music can be descriped as poetry all music is one form or another. Rap is poetry even tho alot of it dosent make sence it rhymes making it a form of poetry

That the flash ad banners for the free ipods are accually fun games lol. Nothin better then blammin under judgment flash while playing them, Wish the creator of them will submit to newgrounds.

At 7/16/05 03:58 AM, WickerBasketOfDoom wrote:

At 7/16/05 03:56 AM, Stevo911 wrote: need to be a guardian its part of the guardian's quests

OK..wait... I just found it. I pulled it out of a rock--but it's only a temp weapon. If I log out then I'll lose it...

yea but im pretty sure the guaradians dont loose it or something read the guardian faq its under relasing the dragon or something

need to be a guardian its part of the guardian's quests

microsoft made the game so more then likely when it runs the tests it wont even let u install without the 450mhz i suggest over clocking your pc to give you 450 until u install then dropping it back down after a reboot. Go to google and search "overclocking a cpu" And read ALL the warnings because doing this can cause pernament damage if not done right. But even toning the graphics down wont get past the test.

At 7/16/05 03:38 AM, soupflavoredsoup wrote:

At 7/16/05 03:35 AM, Stevo911 wrote: I noticed on the bbs that everone is serious

This BBS? Have you been reading the things posted on it?

yes and for everones topic there is rude comments made against it i know what a search bar is but I see no point in having a fourm if it cant be resaid soon where goin to run outta new things to say

At 7/16/05 03:35 AM, SlicedOranges wrote: http://newgrounds.co..nd=b&terms=jokes

thats quite amazing you found old topics about the same thing go search any current topic I bet theres more already said. But we do get new members that have not seen these topics.

I noticed on the bbs that everone is serious hardly u see anyone just kickin back having a laugh. So I Suggest we have a joke topic. Im sure everone here as heard a couple over the years that stuck in their mind. Im goin to start things off. And I hope everone else will do the same because nothings better then laughter.

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail." Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

cool ideas and i hope some are made into reality accept for the premium only areas because there is alot of loyal fans of newgrounds without credit cards.

if i could id just stay home allll dayyyyy

At 7/11/05 11:24 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 7/11/05 11:23 PM, Stevo911 wrote: mayb a lil brain damage but its worth it lol

More like: Temporary Brain Inhibition.
Motor skills and short term memory... heh.

ya motor skills get fucked lol and memory gets really screwed

well filling a lawn mower does give off alot of fumes but man them fumes are addictive nothin smells better lol

theres always a chance of takin that one bad hit but its usually if its laced with coke or something but i smoked alot without problems mayb a lil brain damage but its worth it lol

feeling er up is different at different places on the globe but mostly its up the shirt feeling some titties but some places its when u rub her leg with a skirt or something like that on till u hit the sweet spot

the new axe commercial the body spray with the fogs fuckin and stuff the whole commercial is random

the most dangerous thing is sittin on ur ass infront of a pc all day reading the bbs gaining fat and cholestrol levels threw the roof trying to think of a topic to get people to listen to ;).

been a while but i remember assasin had html and java games but i do beleive one of them was flash rite before the orginal portal was made. the one that looked like a black hole and took you to a random movie portal