At 8/19/03 05:10 PM, Forcewinder wrote: reading all these posts on animal cruelty, i indstead of feeling bad for the animals am annoyed of the stupidity of my fellow newgrounders. Whoever started this topic needs to get a life and stop trying to make people watch useless videos they think everybody else will be interested in!

Open your eyes, Fuckwinder - this isn't a video conference where you can just watch samples. This is a serious post about Animal Cruelty. This topic is doing for us what the RSPCA is doing for us - to get us to notice the world outside of us, to undrestand what animals go through.

Humans can cry for help. Animals can't - we have to cry for them.

At 8/19/03 04:59 PM, DouchebagClock wrote:

At 8/19/03 04:53 PM, The_Unknown_Project wrote:
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Whoever decided that would be a 'fun idea' should be shot. Repeatedly.

I don't think it's a fun idea. I hate that movie as much as you do. I'm just proving that Animal Cruelty is not only harmful but EVIL as well.

Er... I wasn't directly accusing you of this at all. I'm just saying there are sick bastards across the world who find this fun, who like to rape dogs with baguettes every Tuesday and fuck themselves with tweezers.

On an unrealted note, I've got stomachache, and that last bit of paragraph has come up a surprising amount of times in my posts. Soz.

I actually went onto an anime message board online... it turns out they have Outwar users as well! ;D

I think the 'tactic' is working, most of them have beend riven away from NG. Anyway, I guess they're just petty gits who need the populairyt points because they CAN'T BE ARSED TO DO THEIR OWN WORK!!

Just a hint.

At 8/19/03 04:43 PM, DouchebagClock wrote: Here's a movie that DEFINES animal cruelty to the highest potential.
Look for "kitty revisted"

Warning: if you like cats (which i do) i advise you to not watch this.

...

Whoever decided that would be a 'fun idea' should be shot. Repeatedly.

At 8/19/03 04:39 PM, cow_cheese wrote: why would you hate your life for that reason?fucking prick

Some people commit suicide over losing a marble. Others feel desperately cheated when their favourite show is cancelled. People can get incredibly aggresive in a pointless 'USA vs Canada' flamewar. And thus, the moral is, 'people get worked up and fuck themselves ovre little tiny things'.

Seeing as you're replying to the message, and adding an insult, you're getting worked up over the same subject, but in a different matter. Think about THAT before you pull out your keyboard and type.

At 8/19/03 04:15 PM, T_Hallxy wrote: if any of u kids would help me out it would be very helpful. let me explain, i log on, view a movie/game and then vote for it. the problem is no matter how many movies i vote for i get the same respone:
Thanks for voting, T_Hallxy!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 1.80 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 0% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 1.80 votes!

The more experience points you have combined with BLAM and PROTECTION points, the more your vote is worth!

You gave this entry a 4, raising its score to 3.62!
By voting on this entry, you received 2 experience points.

Vote on 4 more entries and you can record the experience to your account (if you have one).

thanks for your help

So what's the problem here?

1) You can't increase your blam/protect points? Then go to the Portal and vote on the latest releases. Granted, it's a bit hit and miss occasionally but you should get results.

2) The counter never goes below '4'? E-mail Tom or Wade about it and see if it gets fixed.

3) You don't have any problems connected with the BBS? Then spit it out and get it over with.

4) Other problems? Then state them more clearly.

Meanwhile back on planet Mars... er, I mean Earth...

Getting back to the whole 'sig' thing... I have a .gif moving picture signature that if anyone wants, they can have. The only biggie is that it's a rather violent one - the body count is 50.

Any votes to see the sig?

At 8/17/03 04:28 PM, Bungled wrote: Rivaly between Canada and the US is useless. Seriously WHAT'S THE POINT? there is none. exactly. some people are just so patriotic that it kills neurons.

You sir are a fucking genius. You practically have sensibility coming out of your ears! Let's all just stop fighting and convert our anger into the President. Good, clean, harmless fun!

(Unless you're a terrorist.)

At 8/15/03 04:49 PM, aswxe wrote:

At 8/15/03 04:41 PM, ghost07501 wrote:

At 8/15/03 04:34 PM, aswxe wrote:

At 8/15/03 04:14 PM, perpetuous_dreamer wrote:

Ummmmm... Noooooo, Football is america's National sport.

i thought basketball was.......

nah,people are more serious about Football.

Which kind? American or British?

You see, this is the kind of confusion that starts WARS, people!

At 8/15/03 04:27 PM, Phantom_dude wrote: what movie? was it stolen? or did it have hardcore pornography? or was it just gay?

Please tell me you read the title of the topic before you wrote that. It's got a whistle blowing for 'stolen material', despite the author claiming he gave cerdit to the owners in his credits.

??

At 8/15/03 04:14 PM, perpetuous_dreamer wrote:

At 8/15/03 04:13 PM, greeniemachinie wrote:

but it's still America Junior.

But we still own your ass in hockey, your "national sport".

In fact, most Americans can't play proper football (or, ahem, "soccer"), so they create sports only they can play and call themselves 'world champions'.

And I can say this without being bias to Canadian. Why? Because I'm British!

*cue everyone laughs at T.U.P - Canadian AND American*

At 8/15/03 04:06 PM, Utils wrote: It's the most retarted word in the world. That and w00t. People that just got their AOL account eat it up like it was cheese cake.

These are the same type of people who's first webpage incorporate every fucking markup tag and javascipt code to ever existed.

I know because I used to be that way as well :/

Mmm... cheesecake. haven't had it in a while.

But you do have a point. Those inexperienced in the way of the Net use all the corny cathphrases like w00t and so on and think they're cool when they download a AOL logo. 0_o```

My heart tells me to shout, "BLAM THE NEWBIES!", but my conscience says, "Don't be a dick."

At 8/15/03 03:58 PM, Mugetsu88 wrote: oh yeah to clear up any confusion, only the bad reviews are the dumbass ones. not the good ones.

We never could have guessed... ¬_¬``

Nice form of opinions, mac. Keep on flaming!

n00b - internet shot term for 'newbie', definition - someone who is new to the Web/web site woh has/hasn't got a profile or membership. 'n00bs' are technically members who have either started or have low 'levels'.'

People tend to throw the word 'n00b' around against other people with low levels (who have been around for a long time but don't vote a lot - like me), or people they dislike.

People who use the word 'n00b' tend to forget the meaning of the insult, and just use it as an insult. I 'tend' to call these people an actual name -'retards'.

At 8/15/03 03:32 PM, vaginalbeef wrote:

At 8/15/03 03:24 PM, The_Unknown_Project wrote: (And before you call me a n00b/sarkily reply "Like in the UK?"

thought never crossed my mind, that word gets thrown around too much in my opinion.

i think so especially when members have to be pre-emptive about it and say "before you call me a n00b" thats when you know people use it over the limit.

Well, I threw in a few accidental anti-USA views in my post, so any NG members who are:

1) Patriotic to the USA
2) Easily angered
3) Very dumb (and there a quite a lot of NG members like this. Believe me, I've met many of them)

...would probably post in faggot comments like "U R A NOOB! ASLICKA!" etc.

I just put those anti-n00b points in as a thin shield around my opinions. No need to take risks...

"Marijuana - good, clean, wholesome fun!"

"Porn Flakes - look for the cock on the box!"

"Shutteth the fucketh uppeth." (Mine)

"If you hate my guts, join the crowd!" (Me again)

"Lookie, I'm a camel. Mooo!" (G W Bush, 2DTV)

"If you give a man a fish, he will feed himself for a day. If you give a man a bottle of ketchup, he can feed himself for a month."

"Glue is only dangerous if you give it to kids."

"Whenever the moonlight hits the lake,
the lake never cries. No one would answer.
If a whisk beats an egg,
the egg does not shout. No one would answer.
When a spoon whips cream,
the cream does not reply. No-one would answer.
But when an adult beats his son...
the child protests, but no-one answers."

At 8/15/03 03:16 PM, vaginalbeef wrote:

At 8/15/03 03:09 PM, allpro wrote: some crazy guy was screming about the end of the world

i've noticed that every time something dramatic happens there is always at least 1 crazy guy saying its the end of the world, i have yet to see the end of the world.

I didn't realise my voice was so loud... ;)

So at the end of the day, no-one wants to be held responsible for the damages, politics is fucked, people are running screaming, everyone's a scapegoat, electrcity is dwindling - but this is all in the US and Canada. I live in Britain so why should I be worried? * ;) again *

How did this whole thing happen in the first place anyway? All we hear in the UK (as far as I'm aware) is that there's a powercut in the USA. We're practically in the dark (no pun intended) about the whole situation, and don't know whether it could occur somewhere else.

(And before you call me a n00b/sarkily reply "Like in the UK?", remember two things:

1) I've been in Newgrounds WITH a profile for nigh on a year now. I think.

2) I don't care much about, and for that matter, for any powercuts in the UK. If it happens, blame Parliament.)

At 8/15/03 03:10 PM, Vericose wrote: Well considering you don't pay for the site, I am going to say you have no control over the content. It's been free for you to view all of this time, and you can either view it, or choose to ignore it. I kind of like "Clock Day." It's a great day to love clock flash.

Cue a million jokes about "Have you got the time?"

Clock Day is a bit of a mixed bag. People love hem and hate them in equal measure. I guess I'd have to say, I like them. Ish. 'The Portal' was quite good, with the Hawkings voices and the Pico references. But if people hate their stuff, then just skip by and watch some other flash.

At 8/13/03 06:10 PM, XVII wrote: Ahem.

Here's how to solve you're problems here.

First stop being a fucking nerd who likes looking at anime porn. Its already bad enought that we got perverts around her who badger ever girl here on NG to have cyber sex with them. But now we get you're fucking scum around here who is so bad at getting girls that you have to result to ANIME girls. So you know what FUCK YOU! And if anyone even bothers asking this question again I might as well just shoot my fucking head off cause you are a fucking MORON!

And in the same way, over 42% of America will call you a 'scum-sucking, nappy-wearing, dolly-hugging BABY!!' simply because you listen to Sum 41 and Linkin Park.

Personally, we should leave people to their own interests, and not interrupt, or else we start a backlash like NO-ONE has ever seen.

So, er, an anime-hater listens to Sum 41 and enjoys watching Spider Man. Who's the moron here? ¬_¬

Ladies and gentlemen - I wish to apologise. My server screwed up my message so some of Pentacleman's wise words were edited to look like they were fresh and unquoted - i.e. mine.

This was not intended. Apologies to all, I must make my exit.

I'm feeling a sense of awe at Pentacleman's post, and mixing this with anger, I've come up with one too, well, rather a rehashed, spat-on and regurgitated version.

At 8/13/03 05:58 PM, Pentacleman wrote: Hmmm...so there's a deluge of anti-pop-up-ad topics.

Never would've though of that in a million years. Then again, I posted a topic a few days ago which was instantly locked by a forum mod.

You don't suppose that maybe--just maybe--there might be an underlying problem causing the deluge, do you? Like...too many pop-up ads?

¬_¬```

And too many people who have something to say about it yet don't want their thoughts or opinions getting buried in the murky depths of yet another pop-up topic?

What do you mean here? Is it that people are bottling up their real feelings for fear of going through something again? Well, this pop-up problem has been around practically since NG was born, so that must say something!!

For every effect, there's a cause. Speaking of causes, all these anti-pop-up topics might be acting in service to that one big cause: the end of the pop-up ads. Perhaps with enough topics, threads and posts lambasting the rotten turn that Newgrounds has taken, Tom Fulp and the gang will think twice about taking the easy way out with all these corporate sponsors and the steady streams of pop-up ads flowing from the loins of their marketing plebians.

Maybe. Just maybe.

And maybe, just maybe, SEGA will make a third season of Sonic SatAM and allow the DVDs to be released. *allows a coy, slightly geeky smile from knowing too much of other people's problems*

(If you've no clue, check www.satamsonic.com)

I don't think it's very likely that the great Fulptastic ( 0_o``) will take out the pop-up ads, but just add more. And his answer will be, 'get broadband'. Which won't help because you still have a deluge of mail to work through every time you click a 'f'jhu'qans' button!

I hate to say this, but in my Net experience I have seen this sort of thing happen many times before. The worst is yet to come.

At 8/13/03 05:56 PM, -shock- wrote: This topic would have been destroyed had....

-shock- been a mod. Vote -shock-, 2003!

F'huj'rickin mods. I set up a topic the other day that had rules and everything, about pop-up ads. I was pretty excited (which is extremely rare) to see a reply.

Just my luck to have a forum mod. answer my topic and shut it down!

¬_¬`` I'll vote you on - when I figure out how...

About the hentai:
1) Just type 'hentai' into the Newgrounds search engine.
2) Try 'Image Search' on Google, use the term 'hentai'.

And for the extremes...

3) www.juicyclips.com has anime/hentai movies, and www.cliphunter.com has a whole directory of hentai/anime galleries and movies.

Before you ask - yes, it's sick, but I'm doing a service to all the 10-14 year olds on this site by telling you this. ^_0

At 8/11/03 04:00 PM, TheMDude wrote: Ted_Easton told the people on the other Knoxbash thread to move the discussion here.....so I'll copy my reply to here.....

Why is it that everytime somebody gets popular a group of people get together to try and tear that person down?

This is especially ironic reading these insults from people who either have no movies, have no movies anybody cares about, or only find popularity in the Clock Crew which was abandoned by its founders!

It looks like a few people need to have a mirror turned on them.

I did say all you had to do was add my name to the Moron list. Sheesh... people can't take a joke... ¬_¬`

Oh yes... big thumbs up to billycantcatch as well.

Wait a minute...

A fair portion of the Portal viewers actually read the author's comments before viewing. Sometime that helps people know what they should expect.

I know many, many people who read other people's reviews before viewing as well. Even though people spoil the story a lot, the unexperienced can gain some knowledge on if the submission is any good.

Also, viewers may check the back catalogue of the submitter (is that right?), to see if s/he has a good track record.

Finally, the title may well be the biggest giveaway. Heavy indications of booze/sex/violence are likely to attract hundreds if not thousands.

A quality submission is also a good indicator. Sometimes. ^_^`

If you're one with fashion, then you may know what FCUK stands for. I don't usually condone swearing in the title much, so I just use it as a substitute so I can swear to bitch hell and bcak in the comments.

The reason I am so pissed off (yet relatively calm) is because of pop-up ads. I've tried every so-called 'cure' and installation to get rid of them. Don't work. I've tried e-mails of complaint. Don't work. I've tried using broadband (my Dad's, natch.) Don't work.

Every page I click on brings up another fucking ad like 'Shoot the Monkey' or 'Buy Now Pay Later' or some "g'umph" that really pisses me off.

I've put this topic up because I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels like this. But I hate unorganisatoin more than ads, so there's some pointers:

1) Lesbos, gays, blacks, Iraqis, celebs, n00bs, etc, are all allowed to voice their opinion. Members of Outwar and Pornstarguru are allowed, but on tight security check.

2) The mentally retarded or clinically insane are not allowed to post a comment - however, someone on their behalf can post a comment.

3)Straying from the subject isn't advised.

4) Flamewars should be kept to another topic.

5) Excessive swearing is allowed. Excessively flaming one or more people, or comments like, "Y0OU SUX ASS N0000B !"DDFX! DBX RULES 4EVA SO BAD!" will onhly make you look retarded, so don't bother.

And that's it. Enjoy vandalising this topic, and get your feelings out of your throat.

-- The Unknown Project - If you hate my guts, join the crowd!

The only connection that Goemon and PrickaMon - er, PokeMon - have, other than their names, is that they've been on Nintendo consoles.

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon is about a blue-haired kid named Goemon who goes on adventures and kicks serious ass. The original had more 3D than the sequel, which was sort of 2.5D.

Actually, now that I think about it, a Goemon sounds like a good idea. Maybe if you find a Goemon fansite, someone there can help you. Either that, or download Flash MX at www.macromedia.com, in Downloads. It's a big file - over 40 mb! - but it oughta be worth it.

I hope. ¬_¬`

At 8/11/03 03:47 PM, PumeloClock wrote: WE'LL TAKE THIS TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

With any luck, Mr Bush will be a NG user.

"Hmmm... Shitsville Part 4. Turd of the Week. I give it 10 outta 10! Ahahahaha!"

Excuse me - I must laugh heartily in the face of your current political situation. ;D

You can notch one more up on the Moron list if you want.

At 7/26/03 08:54 AM, axeltheman wrote: Hmm, what are you supposed to do with them? Click [abusive]?

You'd be surprised how few people try to defend Newgrounds, and try to keep it clean - other than the staff. Still, if you must give criticism, then simply giving out reviews like 'U R AN ASSFCUK!!!! N00000B!!' etc, will only make you look like a 13 year old with a tendancy to go outdoors once a year.

Either way, you have to remember that many of these
'attackers' have a list of abusive reviews almost as large as their hentai collection, and are almost always spoilt, neglected, or attention whores.

Pointlessly abusive reviews do not help Newgrounds, do not help your popularity, and only serve to make you look stupid. IMHO, we should stop pointless reviews.

Or would that enforce a tidal wave of pointless posts? ;)

I'm wearing my best jet-black trench-coat, polished boots, dark-tone gloves, and my neon shades - and I've got a sword twice my size between my fingers with a diamond edge. If RIAA wants me, they can come and get a piece of me.

At 7/19/03 06:40 PM, UJ-Bot wrote: go to the bottom of the topic page and see if he is online

You can do that?

*5 minutes later*

Oh, you can. ;) Thanks!