Yes.

http://www.electracode.com/4/joy2key/Joy ToKey%20English%20Version.htm

why hullo tharrr Chris.

just curious, what's the purpose behind having a new account? i can understand not wanting to be a mod anymore (although it appears it took you getting suckered out of your account for you to actually 'act' upon it) but i take it you've gotten your old account back by now soooo... yeah. hhwwat? i mean... it's not exactly a "new beginning" when you just kick things off by reminiscing about the ye olden tymes.

also, i dunno, from the rare few occasions we've met in person i got the impression that you were just way too chipper and goofy for all this 'hate' stuff to actually be serious. besides the whole implication of the phrase "devil's advocate" being of taking a position that one normally wouldn't take or doesn't actually believe-in just for the sake of arguing all the angles. don't get me wrong, it's entertaining in bite-sized morsels and all, but when you reach the point where eeeevvvverything you write sounds like 'A Modest Proposal'-type satire... it gets kinda old hat. just sayin.

anyway, it's nice to see you haven't disappeared for good.
you're a cool cat. weird as shit, but a cool cat nonetheless.

Also, text search will be back up after the weekend.

one-armed handstand.

At 11/28/09 01:35 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: Of course I forgot to tell you guys I'm using IE(Internet Explorer).
MY BAD GUYS.

If you don't see any adblocking type stuff in your add-ons (Tools > Manage Add-ons) then your issue is probably just with Internet Explorer itself.

At 11/28/09 01:18 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: Is there something wrong with my cpu or something?

yeah, not enough MEGAHURTS.

no but really, maybe try telling people which web browser you're using? maybe???

it might, it JUSSSSSSST MIGHT be more relevant to the issue than your CHAOS PLASMA UNIT

hhhwwwwaaaaaaat

At 11/28/09 06:35 AM, EpicFail wrote: I don't really HAVE confidence

yeah that was really hard to discern what with your username and all

At 11/28/09 12:56 PM, Piss wrote: Better person?

Topic title?

and i would guesstimate that the quality of one's character and their relative level of happiness are at least in some ways linked. e.g. you can feel miserable but still manage not to be a dick to people (aka "grin and bear it") whereas if you're a dick to people all the time (in other words, creating misery for other folks) then odds are you'll just be creating misery for yourself in the process.

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anyway, good luck 'EpicFail', you've made a resolution and now "all you have to do is" stick to it.

might i suggest some positive psychological reinforcement e.g. change your name to 'MadeOfPureWin' or some shit like that

Well.

Slim Shady you are not.

At 11/28/09 04:09 AM, EpicFail wrote: bawling my eyes out

"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!"

happy bizzledeezy seffen!

Computers suck.

At 11/27/09 10:29 PM, CalumnJohnston wrote: Has anyone else looked into this sort of stuff?

Yeah.

What's your take on it?

The whole idea of group hierarchies and governments-in-general seems like a natural and necessary thing. People for the most part agree that no particular government or form-of-government is perfect, but in spite of that, an imperfect order is still preferable to disorder.

I don't think any type of government is implicitly good or evil, so, I don't think that a global government will necessarily be any better or worse than whatever tribal / town / city / county / state / federal / intra-national governments that are already in existence. I mean... a democracy isn't exactly better than a monarchy just because it has more people involved in legislating. It just makes governing a more convoluted process.

As for all the conspiratorial stuff... a whole lot of it is pure horseshit. There are certainly particular groups and families that seem to have more prominent roles in 'making history' than others, but so much of the information regarding them is spun and twisted s purely for the sake of creating a compelling story rather than explaining what's ACTUALLY going on. You start getting into that garbage too much and next thing you know you're looking at every Jew you meet with a sideways stare trying to determine if they're a reptilian shapeshifter from Planet X or some other wacky shit like that.

pardon me while i go shed some skin kthx

At 11/24/09 06:19 PM, MoonClock wrote: Holy shit, I'm having such a powerful allergic reaction right now...

I had an allergic reaction to that shit too.

My throat got all itchy and my uvula (that little punching bag thing in the back of the throat) swelled up a bunch and I started to choke and gag on it. My heart started to race and I got all light-headed and disoriented too. If I didn't have Benedryl at the house I probably would've had to call 911 for an ambulance, I swore I was on the verge of passing out, but when the Benedryl kicked-in my heart started to calm and I could breathe a bit easier. Never thought a cup of milk could be that fucking scary.

At 11/25/09 03:31 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Soy's in like everything how could you just find out you're allergic now??

Serving size matters A LOT.

At 11/19/09 11:26 PM, PaulStetich wrote: hurr durr durr

WAIT -- WAITAMINUTE i just noticed this in your signature.

Stetich wrestling record: 7 wins, 31 losses, 2 draws

LOLOLOL I'm guessing you must be one un-entertaining bastard. LOL how much money do you make each time you "risk your life"? I mean, does it pay for your parking at least?

At 11/19/09 11:26 PM, PaulStetich wrote: Ok so it's not real fighting but we're more athletic than those UFC pansies. They can't do half the shit we do. And besides, I'd like to see YOU land on your head and getting a concussion after a 12 foot high slam, THEN tell me it's not real. Assfuck

LOL. Just because they do more asinine shit in pro wrestling doesn't make them "more athletic". Fact is you're never going to see someone moonsault another person in real life, stone-cold stunners and DDTs don't actually do shit, sleeper holds don't actually work like that (a person damn sure can't just Hulk-out of a blood choke in real life), cross-chops against the sternum don't do shit... the list of fakeness just goes on and on. It takes more talent in pro wrestling to pretend to hurt your opponent and sell it successfully than it takes to ACTUALLY hurt them. Hell, when you seriously hurt your opponent it basically means you fucked-up and did your spot wrong. Getting hit in the face with a "steel" chair or involving an aluminum ladder in your match, rolling around in thumbtacks or putting a dude through a flimsy-ass flea market table only makes you about as athletic as a crash-test dummy.

Taking bumps involves a physical toll on the body, sure, but give me a fucking break. It's nice that promotions are trying to push younger cats nowadays but when you got old crusty motherfuckers like Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan coming back time after time to win shit in ridiculous fashion, you KNOW this shit is retarded. The real entertainment comes from the soap-opera drama, NOT from the anticipation that comes from seeing who REALLY wins in a battle of strength/skill/determination. To be successful in pro wrestling means having charisma and a personality that the crowd will respond to. Athleticism helps, sure... but it only plays a supporting role to the scripted story. You can be a fat greezy dude like Mick Foley and be a multiple-time world heavyweight and world tag-team champion with your goofy books on the NY Times Best-Seller's list and all that. You can also be the most athletic and high-flying lucha libre grappler in the world and make... not even peanuts. Not even fuckin Goya beans.

At 11/20/09 12:33 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Just of few of the things you're not allowed to do

LOL it's almost like you're suggesting that no biting, hair-pulling, eye-gouging, kicks to the nuts, etc. is a rule overdose or something. Like "whoa those are a lot of rules there! see!" How is disallowing pokes-in-the-eye or paralyzing spine shots a bad thing?

At 11/19/09 08:56 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I mean I've watched these fights and they're so stupid

At least WWE wrestling is involving

People always bitch and moan that 'Wrestling isn't real', well if getting a real fight means watching two dudes stare at each other for 10 minutes until they decide to push each other against the wall and slap each other on the back or head, until one quits, i'd rather watch fake wrestling.

You can like and dislike whatever you want for whatever reasons you want... but the fact that you're trying to make an argument for WWE instead of, like, real wrestling (what they do in highschool/college/the Olympics/etc) is funny ass shit.

I mrsn, sll you're saying is that you'd rather watch a scripted soap opera when men pretend to do battle rather than watch men actually battling. That's fine and all (I'd rather watch a shoot 'em up war movie rather than watch real soldiers actually killing the shit out of people, so, I do understand)... but gimme a break, it's not like you're reaalllly going to convince anyone who thinks otherwise with a lame argument like that.

blah blah blah generalizations blah blah blah

Just as in boxing, styles make fights. Don't start with the "boxing is usually this" and "MMA is usually that" bullshit because it's a dumb argument to make unless you're going to back it up with actual stats. Okay, so you've seen a bunch of boring MMA matches. So what? That doesn't mean what you've seen is actually typical of what "most" MMA matches are like. I've seen a shit-ton of boring boxing matches too. Big deal. It means nothing.

meh whatever

At 11/19/09 12:29 PM, Strength wrote: But what I'm asking you fuckers is, do any of you get migraines like these? What's one of the main causes, and can too much nicotine use be a factor?

Yeah, I get those. It's scary when you get a migraine while driving... since everything you look directly at is all warped you kinda have to look at the road sideways and use your peripheral vision. Anyway, I don't think there really are "main causes", they seem to pop up out of nowhere for me. This seems to imply that damn near anything can cause them.

i never really cared about exp. levels or blam/save rank or whistle status or any of that shit.

i'd rather our user icons appear next to our posts instead but whatever.

its so funny how these things spread in spurts btw...

several people on my list posted it as "the facebook trick" and there have even been several topics about it here recently. like all of you get your information from the same stupid chain letter shit or something. its been like that for awhiles kids

meh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kon ami_code_websites

At 11/17/09 04:15 PM, MattMan1 wrote: short story, she got sent home and I went to jail. At the station I was never breathalyzed or booked (just put in holding), I never admitted to drinking or ownership of the alcohol

I got a citation for "underage drinking" (Dumbass) and have court in Bryant county Ga in December.

Can I get the charges dropped because It can't be proved that I was drinking?

Yeah. Plead 'not guilty' even if they try to pull some "we'll make you a deal, reduce the fine, blah blah blah" type of shit. If you never took the breathalyzer and you weren't visibly intoxicated (aka 'acting like an idiot') then you should get off. Chances the arresting officer won't even show up to court himself, and if that's the case then they HAVE to dismiss it.

Besides that, just do the obvious e.g. shirt & tie, "yes your honor, no your honor", etc etc etc

Would've made more sense to do a Jay-Z mashup since she actually references him, but yeah, okay.

At 11/17/09 05:23 PM, evan210 wrote: The best animations on NG seemed to come out before the BBS.

...huh.

The only stuff that was here '"before the BBS" was like... Tom's old javascript games or some shit.

...

If NG never had a BBS then it probably wouldn't have ever grown into what it is today. Fostering a sense of community for both fans and Flash developers alike is likely one of the main motivating factors that spurred NG into creating a custom system for users to submit and judge their own content without having to email every single thing to Tom personally... because before the automated Portal, that's exactly what they had to do.

Y'all don't even realize it but there was a BBS on NG even before the account system launched on 12/15/99.

At 11/17/09 05:23 PM, bman200 wrote: My step-dad who's actually cousins with my biological father.

well that's not an awkward situation at all...

Adam Sandler, or the kid from American Pie, or Brendan from Ultimate Fighter Heavyweights.

brown hair + goofy face + jew nose, basically

...Judge Reinhold?

At 11/17/09 10:36 AM, Paradigms wrote: That's 85-86000 songs. It's good for when I hold parties, just load it all up in Winamp, hit shuffle and off we go!

Yeaaahhh not really. Especially if you have lots of different genres in the mix. Better off making a playlist or several of a few dozen songs each. I have 'only' 7400 songs in my library, and when I use shuffle I end up skipping lots of songs cuz I'm not in that type of mood. I can't imagine how many unhappy people you'd have in a party with 85,000+ songs on random.

At 11/16/09 07:15 PM, 372 wrote: modern propaganda

it's called the advertisement and marketing industry.

while taking his newly delivered car out for a test drive

What, an, asshole.

I used Ninja Focus to slow my heart rate down.