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Carlin

Pot is to good for you, try cyanide

You can't get "Guitarhritis" from Guitar Hero.
unless you have a guitar then you can't get it from playing the same three power cords over and over

No wonder Fred needed those Fruity Pebbles so badly.

Silly Rabbit Trix are for Kids

I Move Away From the Mic to...SELL OUT

Cherry Chocolate Rain

Well i have a few...Hand to hand fighting a bear, a nice kodiak bear.
or maybe something better...

At 11/30/07 04:51 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 11/30/07 04:49 AM, Stellato21 wrote: it is logical to get any advantage you can get.

Geography is bullshit, the teacher is shit and i don't learn anything.
I'm on a D/E or something.

true but that bullshit teacher writes the exam, and the answers of said exam are all going to come out of the coursework.

it is logical to get any advantage you can get.

At 11/29/07 04:15 PM, Angry-Hatter wrote:

At 11/29/07 12:34 PM, gamshobny wrote: Punishment should be about 2 things (in my oppinion):
1. Revenge. If someone steals something of you, you not only want it back, but make him pay for what he's done too you personaly.

Revenge is one of the lowest human instincts, and I don't think Jesus would agree with you on this one. (I can't believe I used Jesus as an argument. I must be coming down with something...)

It is a human instinct to matter how low you place it on your scale. No animals conduct the act of revenge only rational sapien creatures can. however i will agree with you death penalty does not low crime by a large enough amount to be actually usefull. So for major crimes we should just make quadriplegics so everytime they shit their pants due to no bowel control they can reflect on what they did.

P.S. Obviously Jesus would hate capital punishment, he got the death penalty.

I believe you did it

you probably have all the time in the world you know not entertaining any girls and all.
So really anytime your not masturbating you have all the time in the world.

Congradulations your a woman now

Dune series

by Frank Herbet
not by his no talent son, and that other guy who apperantly ruined starwars EU
Kevin J(udas) Anderson

its just like the stripper girlfriend, can only see you at work where you have to pay to talk to her alone.

all in all your friend is a SAP. a walking ATM

well being a woman helps..being a good looking woman helps more.
getting a lesbian's aren't a difference species they are people and its the same as getting people into bed...

throw her a couple $100's and tell her there is more to come.

someone needs to look up the word legend

going AAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHARHRAHRAHRA isn't legandary

its a case of down syndrome

Don't believe everything you read, its just a myth,

What about the 00 newbs?

Chrono Trigger, because it is so epic i am considering it a series. Since it is a series it is now the best one

Fool you are already doing drugs... caffeine, Sugar...anything that chemically affects your body and mind can be considered a drug. emotions are drug induced in that they are just chemical responses to the hormones that are pumped out in certain situations. so if your only talking about illegal drugs and not those nice aspirins, i would suggest yes you grow a bit, life is a fucking experiment. you are going to die at the end, but if you never lived is it worth it. (not that drugs are the end all and be all)

i suggest you try
pot: its fucking overrated and is only popular because kids 16-18 can't openly drink.

Nicotine: calm you down nicely but addictive.

Alcohol: got to get drunk, then you realise that no one really aims to get "fucked out of there head" and they just drink it to fit in better socially.

Ecstasy: Yes but you should only really try it, when you have a nice long term girlfriend whom you care about and take her on a nice weekend where you both take a few hits of E, and you pop some Viagra (assuming you are a guy) and then you have the greatest sexual experience of your life

Shrooms: Sure a little experiment inside your head will shake your foundations take 2g or more. only if you are the "philosophical, mental astronaut type" you may come out different depending on dose

LSD: well now i would only take it if you want to guarantee a change in you, you will not come out the same way you come in taking lsd, but again it will be an experience you will never forget

Heroin: i would advise against it, however a lot of people say that you can survive your first hit...but if you have no self control you wont be able to beat it

Meth: Big no, highly addictive, plus it was discovered by dirty rednecks in a trailer mixing shit for a thrill

i think that covers the big ones if you want to learn more...consult one of the greatest websites of all time

Erowid.com

be safe and experiment

At 11/20/07 04:09 AM, JarrodK wrote: Neil Young actually pioneered and heavily influenced the grunge movement, so even he could be classified as the first grunger. Kurt Cobain even quoted him in his suicide note.

But all together, I don't think people can ever find out who really invented a certain genre.

Came here to say this....Neil Young is also 9.53321566666666 times better then Nirvana, Sound garden and what ever band that no one cares about from the OP

At 11/14/07 11:23 PM, oc-fuzzy wrote: AC/DC is wayyy basic. Unless you're a classic rock fascist.

I am a Classic Rock Fascist...

but AC/DC sucks shit, they pump out the same shit over and over agian

The Borg, eventually they will adapt to all your weapons...

resistance is futile!!!!

well he could inject straight THC into his body...but as far as smoking it, you would pass out long before you would be able to finish, and thats sad for the world

just like the end of Doctor Strangelove...

riding a nuclear bomb like its my bitch

At 11/15/07 02:05 AM, Theslav wrote:

At 11/15/07 02:01 AM, Nessbeatsfox wrote: I'd say cancer so I couldn't spread it to my wife.

I'd get AIDs so i COULD spread it to my wife ;)

AID's so i COULD spread it to YOUR wife

but i think cancer would be the better of the too as long as its a nice mild form

At 11/14/07 12:36 AM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: yeah and then you fucking woke up and noticed you would never have the testicular fortitude to ever accomplish something so great.

This.

but too bad it didn't really happen

Wow i am guilty of all of these...except Zoolander, i hate enough sense by then but one that hasn't been mentioned the movie Spawn

the only answer is for you to kill yourself, and by helping to cleanse the genepool you will be apart of something greater.

what i don't get it are you guys playing naked twister?..why are you on him like dog?..and why is your father jerki....oh god My EYES