Geez, I haven't been here in a while. Anyway, its time to get to business

Has anyone here heard of Six Feet of Foreplay? Their first demo is free to download on their current website http://haematoma.se/sfof/ ive heard their genre described as death 'n' roll and I can't stop listening to their first track "Zombie Gangbang"

Also, is anyone going to gigantour this year? Im probably going to the New York show on April 22nd and now i actually have some people going with me, should be fun.

On the subject of "nobody in my school likes good music" it really does piss me off. Pretty much every metal stereotype pisses me off, but here are some of the worst.
1. "It's not singing because you can't hear what the singer is saying" Well, if you clean all of the bullshit out of your ears, you can hear what they're saying.

2. People who don't get the difference between screaming and grunting/growling. Death metal is not "all screaming" If some guy just started stabbing you, would you death grunt or scream? There's a huge difference there.

3. Metal is "scary" this can either stem from a few things. a. Grunting and related singing styles that don't sound like a whiny prepubescent emo. b. Instrumentals that aren't just the same beat played over and over again (another thing i hate is how people don't know the difference between a beat and a riff) or c. the lyrical themes, just because the song isn't about how much you love your girlfriend or some love song garbage doesn't mean it's scary.

At 11/23/07 02:52 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Yngwie should totally go on Spongebob. That would make Spongebob the most metal cartoon (eat your heart out Metalocalypse)

well, they used some pantera on the "pre-hibernation week" episode.

At 11/22/07 10:05 PM, smc316 wrote: I feel like beating the shit out of these kind of people!

How dare they mix metal and spongebob toghter!

What? Both metal and spongebob are awesome, so why not combine them?

At 11/22/07 12:35 AM, TehPhilippe wrote: Any suggestions?

Black combat boots, leather armbands/wristbands, wallet chain, jeans that are not too tight/not too baggy

for the stereotypical metalhead look

I am a bit late to this party, but here is me, in my chairspin glory

(linked because the .gif isnt posting on this)

At 11/13/07 04:12 PM, kiddi1 wrote: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I LOVE SHORES OF SHEOL, AUSTRIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, AND MY FAVOURITE BANDS BESIDES THE AMAZING SHORES OF SHEOL ARE VARATHRON AND AGATUS

I would like to say that kiddi is just sucking up because he knows that i'm the most qualified for the job
Right?

Right?

At 11/8/07 08:15 PM, Fear57 wrote: I'm in! Got "Sevendst", "KorN", "Rob Zombie". All that good stuff! Huge Metal fan, it's beter then Rap, now that I think about it every other genre of music is beter than Rap and R and B!

first of all, you need metal to get into this club, second of all, saying you hate rap won't win us over

Also, Damn it feels good to be a gangsta = best rap song evar

Power Metal > Black Metal

Bring on the flames

At 10/27/07 04:50 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Do you think I'll go to jail for this?

Only if lying on a forum is a crime

At 10/20/07 01:48 PM, smc316 wrote: Survey time!

Cradle of flith or hatebreed?

Macabre

I slaved over my mouse for over 15 minutes to make this, and i didnt make it for only one person to witness, so here you go.

this is the finest art work ive ever done on a computer, weird that its on facebook

At 10/17/07 05:41 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 10/17/07 05:36 PM, Jenou wrote: If Synyster Gates and Satan were to have a shred off, who would win and why?

I would.

I think Synyster Gates would win, because he has a kah-razay stage name. I mean what's better than changing your name to sound more evil?

Synyster Gates
M. Shadows
The Reverend
Johnny Christ
Zacky Vengeance

If those names didnt get you hard, you should kill yourself

/irony

At 10/16/07 08:33 PM, Bonemill wrote: Also, PEOPLE GET ON AIM AND TALK TO MEHHHHHHH.

i would, but i dont know your screen name :(

I was walking through the hallway of my school today and i saw that the Gay Straight Alliance club had put up these pictures of famous gay people all over the hall, but there was no Halford anywhere. I actually got pretty loud, shouting "Rob Halford is the greatest gay man ever! How is he not here!" in the middle of the hallway.

Also, i got Dahmer today, awesome

At 10/15/07 10:56 AM, Bonemill wrote: I hate the beatles

finally, ive found someone else!

Is it just me or does "Die With Your Boots On" by Iron Maiden have the most halfassed gang vocal ever?

At 10/14/07 08:15 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 10/14/07 04:00 AM, Rokuro wrote: Guys, what is the hardest part about being you?

My inability to talk to any girl I like without collapsing on the spot.

Damn, I have the same problem. Also, it sucks that i cant seem to lose any weight.

At 10/13/07 06:08 PM, Rokuro wrote:

At 10/13/07 06:03 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Megadeth

Helloween

Necrophagist

At 10/13/07 04:31 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Kromlek

Kreator

I just wrote a metal related journal entry, read it or die! http://stealthisalias.newgrounds.com/new s/post/36424

At 10/11/07 02:50 PM, Nev wrote: The semen is already flowing.

Run for your lives!

At 10/10/07 04:40 PM, Original-SHM wrote: Listen to this band called Kalmah ,fucking incredible.

kalmah is very incredible, they're like children of bodom but 100x better.

At 10/10/07 04:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Hey guys? Beneath the Massacre=Yay or nay?

They're good, but I'm not one for tech death.

Im my opinion, nay. I wouldn't call them tech death, they're more of a deathcore band.

i saw them live at the summer slaughter and they were horrible

At 10/9/07 05:33 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Satan allows us to be free? I'm pretty sure we're just free regardless of his existence (in which I don't believe).

satanists don't actually believe in a flesh and bones satan, to satanists, satan is a symbol of freedom and indulgence, read the Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey

At 10/8/07 06:56 PM, Bonemill wrote: Lolololol, seriously though you like it?

well, i wouldnt have bowed if it sucked.

At 10/8/07 06:36 PM, Bonemill wrote: Is that so?

BOW DOWN THEN

I cant put it on ng where I recorded over the original in it lolol :P

*bows*

At 10/8/07 05:07 PM, Bonemill wrote: Did anyone like teh terminator metal ?

it's damn awesome, find a way to include other instruments and i will bow down to you.

At 10/8/07 12:33 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: and do you have to sign up on the saynow page to get called back? how does it work?

i dont really know, i just signed up to be safe. what happens is that you sign up, and the service calls you, and you record a welcome message. and when you call Dave's number, you hear his message and you record your own. Since you signed up, he can see your username or something like that. I think he only calls back the people that sign up

I am currently awaiting a message from Dave Mustaine, it's part of this thing called "saynow" where you can sign up and send messages to people, and Dave and the rest of the band put their numbers up on the megadeth site, and apparantly, Dave has replied to pretty much all of them. I hope he says something cool.

At 10/7/07 02:37 PM, batman64 wrote: Hey guys, just popping in to say hi and to say wish me a Happy Birthday since I just turned 43.

happy birthday!