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Response to: So Many Threads Posted March 6th, 2014 in General

Much thread so wow

So Many Threads

Response to: I'm a gay duck -- any questions? Posted March 6th, 2014 in General

At 3/6/14 02:25 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Do you like fish sticks?

That's the question on everybodies lips

Response to: im fucking confused Posted March 6th, 2014 in General

At 3/6/14 02:38 AM, daGRINCH wrote: everyone knows me, i dont even know them. its pissing me off. hints to solve this

I hear stalking can work rather well.

Response to: Music for a charity Posted March 6th, 2014 in Audio

At 3/5/14 10:48 PM, supaman321 wrote: Just a quick question...

How long does it have to be?

I am in the progress of making a song for this, and I was just wondering.

However long you like

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted March 6th, 2014 in Audio

At 3/6/14 01:24 AM, Braiton wrote:
At 3/6/14 12:55 AM, BrokenDeck wrote:
At 3/5/14 03:00 AM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: I've been noticing some strange anomalies lately, most noticably in this forum lounge
Yes, indeed there has been an apparent lack of certain roosters in this thread of late...
Fixed

Ha you could be on to something

Response to: Ways to annoy nerds Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 06:18 PM, soulcailber wrote: god

I love you Kojak

Response to: People are Ducking Fumb Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 06:17 PM, cursed666 wrote:

Monosodium glutamate is a flavour enhancer

High fructose corn syrup

And None, I'm vegan actually :P

Response to: Ways to annoy nerds Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 06:16 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Yup yup.

Mmmmm I like Cherry Pi

Ways to annoy nerds

Response to: Rules Regarding Preloaders? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 06:12 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Just make a simple preloader yourself? It's 2014, nobody's going to be looking at it for more than 10 seconds.

whaaaaaaa?
are you fo real?

I only stay for the pre-loaders, it's often the best bit, then I'm gutted when it goes and is followed by utter shite. so then it's on the next pre-loaded-laden movie/game/porn/cowabunga

Response to: Ways to annoy nerds Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:45 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Say that Batman was better when Adam West played him.

This is true incidentally.

And those super-tight, tights and those hidden, home-erotic scenes performed with the "boy-wonder" no doubt

Yeah, anything that came since is just meh

Response to: People are Ducking Fumb Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 06:03 PM, CreateAndDestroy wrote: Are you high?

He's at the top of the page, that tells us everything!

Response to: NG in mobile Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 06:01 PM, CreateAndDestroy wrote: What?

Posted with ipad

'cuse me?

posted with potato
Response to: People are Ducking Fumb Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

Oops, sorry if we messed up and named the wrong narcotic.

Meth is waaaaaay more popular than that crappy crack shit.

I know cos Mr White told me.

Response to: Can anyone help me with NG Shop? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:56 PM, finderr wrote:

Try entering it exactly as your bank has it recorded as

I've had this happen to me before, not here and I'm in the Uk but some times online bank verifications can fail if there's just the slightest mistake in as little as the address
Well, the bank has the same exact address as my ID and as I look at that, its the same exact address. :/

May be worth contacting Tom, they may be able to arrange an alternative method for you, perhaps paypal? or something, I'm guessing here but definitely message Tom

Response to: Rules Regarding Preloaders? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:55 PM, thedarkzero wrote: Hello, I was just popping gin to ask whether or not NG Preloaders can be used commercially?

Best Regards,
Avery Broere.

Depends on the license they distribute them as, It could be a CC license, in which case definitely check before going ahead as there's often restrictions on CC licenses, there are varying types, some are a little more open to the use in commercial ventures, some aren't.

Response to: Proof wrestling isn't real Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

Just like unicorns, pegasus and the God

Wresting is absolutely 100% real

I know because my leprechaun told me.

Response to: Can anyone help me with NG Shop? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:51 PM, finderr wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:42 PM, JRob wrote: You're probably not putting in the right billing address. If you for some reason don't know what it is or just forgot it, check with your bank.
I've have money in the bank right now, and just deposited more, for this reason lol.
But yes, I tried re-entering the addresses and everything, still same problem. I'm positive its right since I've tried like 7 times now..
NG hates me :[
I want my penicorn...
I guess ill have to contact him, ifso.

Try entering it exactly as your bank has it recorded as

I've had this happen to me before, not here and I'm in the Uk but some times online bank verifications can fail if there's just the slightest mistake in as little as the address

Response to: Music for a charity Posted March 5th, 2014 in Audio

At 3/5/14 05:35 PM, JRob wrote: Aaaaaaand now I'm curious as to what it would sound like if you mixed heavy metal and indian music.
nudge nudge

try it, if it's too bad, it might not make it, but go ahead if you fancy giving it a go, as long it isn't satanic and it's relatively cheerful

Response to: How does NG make money anymore? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

Don't quote me on the advertising and supporters part but the rest is absolutely true!

Response to: Can anyone help me with NG Shop? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:46 PM, finderr wrote:
could be your browser extensions preventing things from working properly, try either whitelisting newgrounds, disabling the addons or use a different browser.
I just tried in Chrome and IE, both did the same thing..

oh ok then, fair enough, did you follow the other dudes suggestion about billing address?

failing that, if you have and still no joy, may be worth contacting Tom?

Response to: How does NG make money anymore? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:43 PM, FattyFatFatGamer wrote: The store is closed I heard, how else do they make money?

They make some from advertising, they make some from supporters and I think they work part time as pimps in their local areas.

Response to: Ways to annoy nerds Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:41 PM, Haggard wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:39 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:36 PM, Haggard wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:34 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: Luke cock gobbler and his gimpy dad were just extras, princess lay_hell_year was some freaky ho and the rest of them, well, need I say any more?
Amidala was cool, but she fell for the wrong guy.
That's always the way, you watch in hope she comes to her senses.

But

No!

Fuck you George
There's still hope. Maybe he'll add a hot love scene between Jar Jar and Amidala in his next edit.

He's not involved any more, Disney has it, they also now have J.J. Abrams which will probably mean an overdose of lens flare :'(

Response to: awww! D: Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:40 PM, Haggard wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:36 PM, maxxster wrote: Ive got it; I will start a mini/sub forum for programming within the general forum!
You mean something like this?
1
echo do your homework!
echo off
goto 1

Nah

while(not at school == true){
do homework
}

Response to: Can anyone help me with NG Shop? Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:38 PM, finderr wrote: Ehh trying to order my things from the shop, and every time I click order, it takes me back to the beginning of the order. I've already put in all my info and stuffs. But it just keeps taking me back :[ I've tried it twice, and once with refresh. I don't want to keep trying cause last time I did that on a site, it charged me 3 times... Sos, any help?

could be your browser extensions preventing things from working properly, try either whitelisting newgrounds, disabling the addons or use a different browser.

Response to: Ways to annoy nerds Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:36 PM, Haggard wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:34 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: Luke cock gobbler and his gimpy dad were just extras, princess lay_hell_year was some freaky ho and the rest of them, well, need I say any more?
Amidala was cool, but she fell for the wrong guy.

That's always the way, you watch in hope she comes to her senses.

But

No!

Fuck you George

Response to: Emotions should be illegal Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:35 PM, Haggard wrote:
At 3/5/14 04:53 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: Meh emotions
Spock is half-human. He has a very emotional side. Go learn your Trekkie-facts, man!

LOL, well he did try

as did I
Response to: Ways to annoy nerds Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:32 PM, Binkboiman wrote: I'll start.
Jar Jar Binks is the best character in Star Wars.That is not a joke, i like that character actually for real :P

Are you being serious?

Jar Jar binks was the only decent character, evar!!!!

Luke cock gobbler and his gimpy dad were just extras, princess lay_hell_year was some freaky ho and the rest of them, well, need I say any more?

Response to: PSUs with monitor outlets... Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:29 PM, DrClay wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:01 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: I think there should be a "just woke up?" test!
like a drink driving test, if a forum poster has just woken up and they violate this rule, they get their hands and feet cut off.
zero tolerance, this should ensure there are no repeat offenders
Oh shit, I better be more careful for now on...

Yeah, I hear the NG-Dildo-Police patrol this part of the internet, those fascist, arse-invading, cock gobblers.

they take no prisoners.

Response to: Fundraiser I'm holding Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:18 PM, cursed666 wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:14 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:
At 3/5/14 05:12 PM, megabad wrote: Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!
Last $20 needed for your business.

a small amount of crack costs $20

coincidence?
lol yeah funny, I never was into drugs, if i'm going to stay out of homeless shelters I need to keep my head straight, so none of that for me

Haha, sorry dude just injecting a little humour (I said humour, not heroin) hahaha, sorry to hear that dude, I noticed you're into the bitcoin thing, I know it's not much, but, there's loads of sources for dogecoin atound at the moment, faucets and stuff, although that probably doesn't help you out immediately, could be worth spending a little time pursuing that.

1 Pose as a chick buy some underwear
2 soil it
3 advertise it on craigslist
4 ???
5 Profit

Response to: Fundraiser I'm holding Posted March 5th, 2014 in General

At 3/5/14 05:12 PM, megabad wrote: Last $20? Now tell me the one about the Nigerian prince!

Last $20 needed for your business.

a small amount of crack costs $20

coincidence?