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Response to: Friends Talking during Movies Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 03:12 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Just tell him to shut the fuck up. That's what I tell my friends.

This is the thing to do

I usually don't do this myself either, however, last night I was with friends, we were watching Riddick

If you haven't already seen it yet this might be a bit of a spoiler

SPOILER ALERT DON'T READ BELOW IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN, BUT WANT TO SEE RIDDICK

So basically, there was lots of not much happening, so we were talking about stuff, movie and non-movie related. we all shut up at the "stuff happening" parts of the film

Overall, it wasn't bad

Response to: how do you take picture of internet Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 03:03 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: BRO LIKE BRO HE DOESN'T WANT THE ILLUMINATI AND THE NSA TO TAKE HIS BRAIN AND WASH IT LIKE BRO YOU KNOW WHAT BRO, BRO? Like seriously BRO like BRO he's just learning his street smarts like BRO! #weed #420 #illuminatiwantsmyweed #NSAISWATCHINGMESMOKINGWEED

AWW Shit bro, thanks bro, didn't occur to me bro. those NSA Bros got the heads screwed on Bro, for real Bro didn't stop to think bro about how they might want to take out our brains bro and clean them bro

Thanks bro

Response to: Whats the most common crime in Asia Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 02:49 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
At 1/19/14 02:47 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote: Human Trafficking

Child prositution

Paedophile rings

Identity theft
Lol we're bad people sometimes

I'm not sure I like to be included in this "We" business

If you're involved in any of the crimes listed above, then you most certainly are a bad person

you can buy my silence if you don't want that info getting out :-)
Response to: Whats the most common crime in Asia Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

Human Trafficking

Child prositution

Paedophile rings

Identity theft

Response to: How do you contact on newgrounds? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 02:41 PM, carbonic wrote: How do you contact a staff member of newgrounds?

you can email them

<their name>@thissite.com

or a PM (Private Message)

Response to: voice actors wanted! (hiring) Posted January 19th, 2014 in Audio

At 1/19/14 02:00 PM, whitedevil0404 wrote: for a video game in development
-male and female
-paid job
-mature/hentai content

if interested go here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/816629

Forum Rules

Voice Actors Wanted

Response to: how do you take picture of internet Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 02:10 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:
At 1/19/14 01:57 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 1/19/14 01:56 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:
At 1/19/14 01:54 PM, Serpent-Of-Doom wrote: Good luck fellow voyager
bro like my thrird eye dont have to do shit with what i have to do with my camera like seriously bro tell me. i want ot take a pictiure of wikipediaa
Just zoom out max then print screen. How hard was it?
naaaaaaaaaaaaaah i need to email and take a picture of it ihave no printer because the nsa tracks what you print out of paper and idont want to take the rissk

LOL

do oyu have any idea how retarded any of this sounds?

omg the NSA are spying on me and what I print

yeah, cos they don't already spy on your emails

and your secret plans on this website will go unnoticed by them as well, and not forgetting you're probably not using any form of proxy, vpn or TOR or whatever to visit this website so what all the bullshit evasiveness, they've got you by the balls already and there's little, to nothing you can do about it unless you wise up and learn to use technology.

If you don't, you're dead in the water

learn these skills, you'll benefit in some way

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 02:11 PM, MrObamius wrote: You can use Smart Watches to cheat on tests

You can use paper to cheat on tests

what's your point?

Response to: Anyone here NOT using social media? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

The whole of the internet is one big social network, you just don't realise it.

yeah yeah there's mamy different factions

there's myspace, facebook, twitter, bebo, hi5, foursquare, youtube, google+ as some of the previous and current "social networks"

Ok

Then there's platforms like this BBS system on Newgrounds

Then there's Skype

etc...

They're all communication platforms, differing ways for which you can communicate with one or many people, they're all on the internet using Internet protocols of varying degrees with various names, like VOIP etc...

fundamentally it's all the same, there's no need to differentiate between any of them, there's no need for this crappy snobbery (I don't use fakebook for shitty reason 1, shitty reason 2 etc... etc...)

It's all the same, whatever method you use to communicate, that utilised the internet in one way or another, it's all the same, no real need to differentiate, unless you wanna be down with the kids and jump on the latest bandwagon

either you use some of the tools or you don't, don't beat around the bush with that waste of time snobbery, it doesn't matter

Response to: Frontpage needs more tits! Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 02:01 PM, Elitistinen wrote: I clicked on the boob ones without knowing it was a pic... am I retarded?

That's normal, not necessarily retarded

A click is almost a substitute for a touch, so, you're wanting to touch them is perfectly healthy

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:58 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 1/19/14 01:54 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:
im usin it right now bro how else bro? 2000 still runs but operates like a bitch but it sure is more fucking basic than mac or windows 8 balls or windows fuckme7times shit. too complicated thats why i stuck with 2000 because its more simple than a fucking upgrade.
Move to Linux, enlighten your poor and high soul

I think based on the OS in use here, I feel the only linux distro that will work, is probably puppy linux, as far as I know it requires the least amount of resources to run. most other distros require a minimum of 256mb of RAM

I don't think Windows 2000 ran on hardware that required much more RAM than that itself, I could be mistaken though

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:46 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: i use it so i wont have to see all this complicated tech shit on my screen bro all i see is the basics non of that sciencey shit people put on the internet these days

I'm not convinced by your claim to be using windows 2000 and all that bollox

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:37 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:
At 1/19/14 01:30 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:
At 1/19/14 01:29 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: TECHNOLOGY IS FUCKING SHIT WHOEVER THINKS TECH SHOULD BUEE ALLOOWED SHOULD FUCKING RETHINK THEIR ...
Hence the person behind that username that just so happens to be using technology to relay that information
broooooooooo im usin windows 2000. back when tech wasnt FULL OF SHIT LIKE THIS.

LOL

Yeah I'd switch to non-microsoft products tbh, try using linux

although, tbh if you're using windows 2000 that hardware is probably too old and decrepid, besides I'm pretty sure you're Bullshitting about using windows 2000, that would be as secure as a a plastic padlock

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:29 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: TECHNOLOGY IS FUCKING SHIT WHOEVER THINKS TECH SHOULD BUEE ALLOOWED SHOULD FUCKING RETHINK THEIR ...

Hence the person behind that username that just so happens to be using technology to relay that information

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:28 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You can just totally DIY and based off online resources. Or somebody available to help you with all the technical things.

Cool!

Anything based on arduino and the like? (I forget the name of the smaller version of it)

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:11 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Come to your local hackerspace, and people will teach you how to build one for less than $150.

Isn't it all open source and what-have you?

Surely the info of which you speak will be publically available online somewhere, usually hackerspace developments go public rather quickly

Response to: Smart Watches useless? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:06 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Why does Technology these days feels like more of a want than a need? Samsung has already came out with the Galaxy Gear watch or whatever you call it. The idea of it sounds cool but is it worth the money to buy a small touch device for $300? Not only but Apple is competing with Samsung to do the same thing. Maybe I can't see myself buying it but what good use would it be for everyone? All I can see is someone buying it because of cool and futuristic it would be. What do you think about it? Do you think the same way about them?

I'm umming and erring about smartwatches as a whole

I really like pebbles approach, simplistic, to the point without overloading with features that end up duplicating what smartphones can already do.

as a handy notification display I think that's pretty useful for those times when you can't take your phone out of your pocket for whatever reason.

Response to: Frontpage needs more tits! Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 12:45 PM, simon wrote:
At 1/19/14 12:42 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: What on earth is going on with the cleavage in that Evergeek thumbnail?
Looks realistic to me.

wouldn't say realistic but they do look pretty good for animated tits

Response to: Frontpage needs more tits! Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 12:35 PM, Pkmn2 wrote: We got 3 out of 12.

I like those odds

1 in 4 is pretty good

Need to factor into the equation that some people aren't into tits. so you need to cater to the rest of the audience, some people are gay so only half of the gay people will appreciate tits (assuming there's an equal number of gay ladies as gay men)

So some of them are gonna like penis

Your post should probably say something like

There's tits on the front page, we need more cock or something to that affect

Response to: Why is gold valued? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 11:05 AM, mechadude32 wrote: It is used in electronics. Very nice, indeed.

But only for it's conductivity properties (it has a very low resistance)

Response to: Happy Birthday Satan~♥ Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

Hail Satan

Happy Birthday, our dark lord and saviour

Response to: Happy Birthday, saltovergray! Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

Happy birthday fellow ng person, you

Do you know what else is salty?

Response to: Is This Site All About Porn ? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

There's porn here?!

OMG let me see eeeeet

Response to: Why is gold valued? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 09:11 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 1/19/14 08:58 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 1/19/14 08:53 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: What Would Your Parents Say If They Knew You Were Misspelling Airplane

--supergandhi64
That is of course if you like your words bastardized. The correct original spelling is Aeroplane. Airplane is mainly what Americans & Canadians call them but since it is the English language after all, I prefer mine spelled correctly.
Nobody Says "Aeroplane" . . . That Language Is Adapting & Becoming Truer To The Actual Phonetic Pronunciation Of The Word Does Not Mean That The Language Is "Bastardized". Being Purist About A Language Which Is Based Off Of Latin & Has Adopted Large Parts Of Its Glossary From Other Languages Is Just Silly In My Opinion. A Real Purist Wouldn't Say "Aeroplane" Is The Correct Spelling Of Airplane But Rather Something Along The Lines Of "Gloria In Excelsis Deo Et In Terra Pax"

--supergandhi64

I'm fairly confident you've actually done your homework here!

You've actually surveyed EVERY single English speaking person on the planet for this juicy bit of insightful information I'm guessing?

Yeah that's what I thought

Thanks for your opinion, it was well worth the time it took you to type it :-)

Response to: The strngest drink Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 01:17 AM, Saen wrote: youre chugging right now. Jameson boys peace

It's funny how one letter can make a huge difference to whatever the fuck you're trying to ask of this audience.

Are you asking about the "strangest" or the "strongest"

It's almost acceptable to make typos in the content text, but to do so in the title?!?!?! Seriously dude, learn to proof read before hitting the send button

it takes all of... what... 5 seconds (absolute maximum) use that time wisely, proof read motherfucker
Response to: Why is gold valued? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

This should cover your missing info on the part you don't get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqvKjsIxT_8

weird it didn't post before
Response to: Why is gold valued? Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 07:31 AM, tonypar16 wrote: It used to be the Exodia of metals. So people used it a lot and it finally got some reall value. Then banking stuff happened which I still don't get.

This should cover your missing info on the part you don't get

Response to: Best music on NG Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

At 1/19/14 06:52 AM, Joelle wrote: Teh best songs~♥
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/554409
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/554427

Lol

Now try posting music that isn't yours

Response to: Best music on NG Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

  • [Jay T] - Chicken Bitch
    [Jay T] - Chicken Bitch by AetherNG

    Friend told me to upload

    Score
    3.81 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Dubstep
    Popularity
    33,741 Views

Response to: Omg Omg Omg!!! Posted January 19th, 2014 in General

OMG

my balls are still exactly where they've always been

STFU I'll say what I want, when I want, how I want