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Response to: K9kev Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

Opinions?

Response to: Fucked up PSP Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 12:55 PM, LampFace wrote:
At 12/27/08 12:48 PM, scamuel wrote:
At 12/27/08 12:37 PM, LampFace wrote: Post about it in the video game forum.
Why would he do that?
Because that's where the thread belongs!

It's not about video games, it's about a console </nitpicking>

Response to: the origins of a username. Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

It's an awesome song by David Bowie.

IT'S JUST THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE COCAINE! IT'S TOO LATE!

Response to: Fucked up PSP Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 12:33 PM, AngelSierra wrote: Alright does any body know someplace or website that does EXTREME psp repairs.

Like repairing a PSP while freefalling?

K9kev Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

I'm sure you've all heard of him. He is a Scottish homosexual (his Bebo says "Kissed the opposite sex? Hell no!") Rapper with a lisp who has been on the scene, or "in the game" since he was either 15 or 16.

I have his Scary Words EP from 2004. It says it is copyrighted, but it doesn't have a copyright symbol and he plagiarises other peoples work. Or, he did, this is the only release that I have of him. Since Dr. Dre would have put a cap in his ass and not one single person who he appropiated any beats from are thanked or even mentioned in the insert, I believe it isn't really copyrighted. In fact, it just plain isn't.

Furthermore, he was unsigned and I doubt he'll sue me for this. I GIVE TO YOU, THE WORST THING IN MY COLLECTION! Seriously:

Intro
Emma Diss
Rappers Mind
Dont Care
Keep On Goin
My Companions
Tellin Yiss
Determined Words
Still Here

Not only is it the worst thing I've heard, everyone who I know who has heard it (that is, was willing to hear it) agree that it is the worst thing we've ever heard. To us, K9kev is a subject of ridicule and I hope he will be to you too.

His favourite subject on this record is a "bitch" called Emma. His least favourite subject would appear to be gammer. The song Tellin Yiss is actually MC Nezza Featuring K9kev. That's right, he takes the backseat on his own (and I use that word loosly) EP.

Enjoy!

Response to: Poor Zavvi. Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 12:08 PM, Cally wrote:
At 12/26/08 08:09 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
I will have to go soon and use my £10 gift voucher.
You can't use the vouchers in store now, you have to send them to the administrators themselves and they'll give you the money I think...

Zero knows now, I've spoken to him about it. In any case, he might not get his money, because if the voucher was bought before the 27th of september, it is an uninsured claim.

Response to: Hydrophones Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 10:38 AM, CherinoGears wrote: another f**kin waste of fresh water.

Fine, use salt water with it, sheesh!

Yo Poozy! Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

How are you doing? Did you like the sweater? We gotta get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit.

Response to: Who is the best ever Hero? Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

Josef Stalin.

Response to: Pure_lionheart vs tanner Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 09:37 AM, Earfetish wrote: I feel like clarifying here that I never used to fucking post a lot because of Dobio's fucking top posters list

I think it's a shame that you even have to point that out. What kind of moron would want to be e-famous on a forum for having the most posts? It doesn't bring respect, but derision. ZAAL has hardly been on this year and he's on the list for Never Logs Off Award, that doesn't even make sense.

Fuck post counts.

Response to: Death Metal. Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 09:11 AM, doody1 wrote:
At 11/13/08 03:38 AM, PlasticDIamondRing wrote: Wanna hear hardcore? Listen to Radiohead. Its sound isn't metal, but its raw emotion. That, sir, is what I call heavy.
Although I don't agree with your opinion on the whole, this does have good founding. Sure, I'm not a fan of radiohead, but most of their stuff sounds like it comes straight from the heart.

Pfft! If that was true, the singer would have killed himself. Groups that sing depressing songs tend to be liars. They are either singing about a state they have not been in or have overcame, as if they are currently suffering from it. If a group were depressed, they would cease to function.

Jandek is as close as it gets to trueness.

Response to: breaking news in israel Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 08:50 AM, Conservationist wrote: Like in that 1967 war? I seem to recall that Muslim (not all Muslims are Arabs

But all Arabs are dirty Muslims! :D

Response to: Death Metal. Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 11/13/08 09:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: People are talking about the growling, but, for example, Venom didn't growl. Often hailed as the pioneers of Death Metal, their lyrics are audible.

WELCOME TO HEL! dananananana WELCOME TO HELL!

OK, who bumped my epic fail? :(

Response to: breaking news in israel Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 08:18 AM, Thracian wrote: Fags, if I were Palestinian I would be a suicide bomber.

Israel has always been too patient with the Arabs, they should obliterate the rest of the Middle East off the map.

Response to: Glenfiddich is the best whiskey eva Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

Glenmorangie, ya prick!

Response to: Bacon Infused Vodka Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 9/27/08 08:34 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: I bet your concoction would sell well in a Muslim country.

I better make this soon, before they take control of the UK.

Response to: stolen Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

I read this as "stollen". I am, officially, a fat fuck.

Response to: Electronic Music? What Is It? Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 07:34 AM, Kidiri wrote: Electronic is a name used to describe how the music sounds, not how it is made.

Besides, in Electronic music, this is one and the same. You NEED electronic things to make Electronic music.

Response to: Electronic Music? What Is It? Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 07:50 AM, SilenzXE wrote: Damn... I was just about to release a mass of my albums. They are mostly me banging rocks on metal and enjoying the metallic sound they make. It is actually pretty good.

I would have been famous!

I'm releasing a record of me painting some grass blue.

Response to: Electronic Music? What Is It? Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 07:34 AM, Kidiri wrote: Electronic is a name used to describe how the music sounds, not how it is made. Because by your idea, 'rock' wouldn't exist. Unless someone banged two rocks together and made a record out of it. The same goes for metal, by the way.

You think I DON'T have records of that?

Response to: Pure_lionheart vs tanner Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 07:23 AM, DirtySyko wrote: Hi guys, remember me! I used to be cool too!

I remember when you became a mod, everyone started hating on you just for getting modship. The people on this site are such pussies.

DON'T MOD OUR FRIEND!

Electronic Music? What Is It? Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

Isn't most music Electronic in a sense? I mean, ands don't use acoustic guitars often, they use electric guitars, bands are often touched up in the studio (no snickering, please), organs are electronic in nature.

Of course, the label usually refers to music that is mainly made by purely electronic means, not something that is electromechanical. Still, this leaves the production. Production is an instrument in a sense and Psychedelic music used it as the primary focal point.

We all know that Kraftwerk are Electronic, but what of ? & The Mysterians: organs and electric guitars?

I don't know at all, but I know this, Electronic music is either a misnomer or people who claim not to like it tend to be hypocrites.

Response to: Industrial Crew. Posted December 27th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/26/08 11:07 PM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: I got another iTunes gift card, and I only got I am the Sun and MSI interms of industrial. Spent the rest on Alternative music, The Dark Knight, and an Audiobook the Epic of Gilgamesh... would've got the Divine Comedy but Gilgamesh is a higher priority.

I got a Zavvi gift voucher. They were Virgin Megastores and have went into administration, so I have to write them and ask for my tenner.

Listening to Torchsong by Legendary Pink Dots the now. I've heard some Legendary Pink Dots before and I already had A Japanese Manual For A Crooked Wheel, but this song SOUNDS LIKE FACTRIX! OH FUCKING YES!

I want my laptop to get louder. :(

Response to: Being Gay = Cool + Funny Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 03:24 AM, Thracian wrote: Being Gay = Cock Sucking + AIDS

This formula is more correct.

Response to: mormons... Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/19/08 05:31 AM, someguy3657 wrote: hey, im a mormon, or member of the church of Jesus-Christ of Latter day Saints, if u prefer. i was simply wondering why peoples are so against mormons. peoples are always trying to prove us wrong and they even go into ranting that we will ''go to hell if we dont repent''. repent for choosing a religion?

Personally, I hate your lot for your views of marriage and because you intend to have more than one wife, you are leaving less women for others. Really, you deplete a resource: humanity.

This is why I hate your lot and why I hate Muslims. Well, it's one reason at least.

honestly, u dont see us going to another church to rant to them, so why do they do this to us? we didnt do anything wrong. tell me what u think.

Well, I take it you are refering to other Christians telling you that you will go to Hell. Most Christans are compelled by their stance on the book to recruit other people into Christianity.

note: dont use this topic as a one way ticket to insulting mormons.

Too late.

note 2: if u wanna learn more about mormons, dont look via internet, cuz a lot of anti mormon told lies about us and its very hard to know the truth throught all of them.

It's he same with everything. Even books are full of mistakes and hasty research.

Response to: breaking news in israel Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

Go Israel! Flatten that strip of bastards into the ground like pancakes!

Response to: Pure_lionheart vs tanner Posted December 27th, 2008 in General

At 12/27/08 05:21 AM, PureLionHeart wrote: The audacity!

And where's ZAAL? He crack 100,000 yet?

ZAAL is banned at the moment for discovering that he could post the n word. He only posted "I can actually say ______", about his amazement of seeing someone do so and learning how to do it. Perhaps they will tweak it and we will not be able to type VeinDigger again.

Anywhoo, ZAAL is very busy with his girlfriend and full-time job, so I've heard. I would not be surprised if BBM were to overtake his posts next year.

Response to: Christmas Cards... Posted November 26th, 2008 in General

At 11/26/08 10:23 AM, NeverHundred wrote: hey christian god, get outta my face. the whole season is a curse on the human race. I hate my family and I beg to be free of that crap that christmas brings. an excuse for selling things. What a joy to be alone, away from the buying zone.

Nice rhymes there son, that would make a great Christmassy Black Metal song.

Response to: Start rumors about Hitler Posted November 26th, 2008 in General

He secretly hoarded recordings by Varese.