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At 11 minutes ago, risklabs wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, StationToStation wrote: Well, I'm a virgin so I would stay with her. I don't consider cheagting to be too bad. If she felt feelings for the guy I would forgive her, if it was just straight up lust, that's a lot harder to forgive. I probably would, of course.

you're not going to forgive her for caving to a biological urge, but you'd forgive her if she had feelings? doesn't make too much sense.

Cause she could sleep with me instead or masterbate, but if her heart tells her to do something, how can she resist? That is more unreasonable to me.

I didn't say that I wouldn't forgive her, just that I'd find that harder.

Well, I'm a virgin so I would stay with her. I don't consider cheagting to be too bad. If she felt feelings for the guy I would forgive her, if it was just straight up lust, that's a lot harder to forgive. I probably would, of course.

At 1 minute ago, rocky99213 wrote:

At 51 minutes ago, Sensationalism wrote: My ten year old Autistic kid can spell better than you.

I am Autistic.

We all are.

What is your favourite Stranglers song? My favourites are ones that don't actually fit into their archtypical sound: La Folie is my favourite, followed by Duchess.

Usually considered a bit more rough. And no, Golden Brown is not about hash.

I am more of a sesame seed burger bun man.

Anywhoo, Joseph Stalin, for achieving the highest score!

I much prefer Pepsi. BUT! If I were to be using one for a mixer, then it is Coca-Cola for me.

Brighton. They are having a right old brawl with the Rockers. It is so fucking bloody, bodies everywhere. I lost my penis in the onslaught. Fucking mods, they make me puke.

I don't hit women - I kill them.

While I don't like to shit on people's beliefs or non-beliefs - Scientology WAS forwarded by a fiction writer. Lovecraftian Magick and those Occultists who read Philip K. Dick seem to be in a similar boat, but they are applying ideas they already had to fiction?

The Church Of The Subgenius, however, claim that Mr. Hubbard was ordained a minister by them...

Believe it or not, that perfectly describes adults too. As you all age you are all going to become so much more immature, so petty, self-destructive, mean, stupid and cowardly.

It's quite funny though, because you get to watch your druggie friends go mad and sometimes die.

At 31 minutes ago, ClickToPlay wrote:

At 2 days ago, Nentindo wrote:

I was raised Muslim, and from an early age I was explained the concept of God.
My father is a religious man, who never forgets God, and I applaud that. I never truly understood my religion until a few years ago, and during my teens, I didn't even save room for any of that, which was very unfortunate for me.

I know, and understand my religion much more now, and it is a shame how some people view it, and how others use it, but in the end, I know that this world is just a game of go, and the real connection lies between me and God.
I don't need people to tell me how I should follow it, or why I shouldn't, and understand that the connection between you and God is much more important than trying to show that connection to others.

In Europe much of the opposition to Islam comes from the Nouvelle Droite, which mainly draws from Neo-Traditionalism, most of the authors in that field of philosophy were Muslims. It's a delicious irony, with only the Hindu Devi and the Occult loving Evola differing. How European!

While I would prefer people in my country to be Druidic influenced Christians, I believe in many more deities and I am not particularly critical of Islamism. I used to be irritated by the potential for polygamy, but the heart should be goverened by no laws, how easy it is to fall in love more than once. If a muslim is loyal to the Queen, that is all I ask.

I am envious of their teetotalism - I used to be an alcoholic and it IS a great evil - almost destroying the Roman Empire.

My best friend is off to see Laura Marling on Saturday and next month I am catching Michael Gira at the Counterflows festival. On the off chance that a Gira fan in Scotland is reading this, you will get your tickets at The Archies, not the venue (St. Andrews In The Square).

Good month or two for folk then.

I prefer my rappers to be Post-Modern, like they were back in the day.

The man's g-spot is at the back of his testicles, reached by anal penetration. Every man is a faggot, even if he knows not. I do find myself being attracted to very feminine men. You know, the ones that you initially think are women.

At 4 minutes ago, Vociferousmime wrote:

At 1 minute ago, StationToStation wrote: Columbine.

you are just so god damn funny words cannot describe.

I'm not funny - I'm earnest.

A modicum of thought on television? Good luck with that!

Columbine.

A combination of logic and Empiricism. While I have held conference with different deities - Yahweh, Apollo, Diana and Saturn, I don't really worship too much. While Yahweh is quite lovely and Jesus was swell, why should I give myself as a sacrifice to people? Why should I be good to you lot and give you my all? Cockroaches deserve more love than people.

As for any meaning in life - none. The point of our being here is Hedonism alone. That is why our soul attempts to be reborn - this world is temporal, why would our soul want to be reborn for vainglory?

Leading a very sheltered life and conservative lifestyle in a way (but not quite), my revelry seems to be in music and sound, which I guess is what my soul missed. Most of you probably missed sex, booze, etc. But I seemed to want to be reborn to have a large collection of CDs.

One parent brought me up to be a Roman Catholic and a Republican, the other brought me up to be a Communist and Atheist. Glad to say that I am none of those.

They should get the kids, get in their car and leave it running in the garage with the exhaust pipe bunged up.

At 11 minutes ago, Corky-D wrote:

At A few seconds ago, StationToStation wrote:

At 1 minute ago, Corky-D wrote: White chocolate is an abomination, tolerable at best.

God created all chocolate equal! >:(

Black chocolate is more equal. Especially when it's filled with caramel or biscuit.

I prefer darl on its' own, but I will eat all chocolate. I would suck a dick if it were covered in it.

At 1 minute ago, Corky-D wrote: White chocolate is an abomination, tolerable at best.

God created all chocolate equal! >:(

Acedia. The others I do not partake in so much, or not at all for the most part. Although I do practice onanism frequently enough, I despair much more than I lust.

It is very cute. =3

That I'm a touch melancholy.

At 47 seconds ago, MrSaint wrote: Get a Jynx tattoo. You will get instantly laid, brah

A Garados tattoo would actually be pretty sweet.

At 6 hours ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Person I survive with: Some depressed ass chick. I suppose I can use her as bait and/or something to fuck if needed.

If that shit is clinical and not bipolar chances are you will use her as bait.

Last person I texted was the assistant manager at my work and he's fairly tanked from working in a building site before, so that's fine. I guess my weapon is a bound battleaxe, that's pretty sweet (although I now wish I had a wood axe for that classic look). Last thing I aate was mini eggs. I have always wanted a lifetime supply of mini eggs and the sugar will help me to keep going. That they are small and portable help.

Having said that, I would quite like to be undead. I'm sure the zombies would let me hand out with them, even though I would be better off in the company of Lestat. HA! AHA! HA!

At 8 hours ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I have a friend who is allergic to cocoa, so there's that...

I do believe that qualifies as a mercy killing.

At 2 minutes ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:

At 55 seconds ago, StationToStation wrote: Daniel Lambert, my good man.

Yeah, fat people disgust me too. That they eat so much, taking far too much from Gaia and the physical repulsiveness, ugh.

One of my hometown heroes.
Also not a good example of a disgusting fat person. Lambert's weight gain wasn't due to overindulgence. It was most likely a glandular disorder.

His story is very sad, but his cutting wit was delightful. Sad to say that I would not know of him were it not for QI.