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At 13 minutes ago, SaidenFiction wrote: i always LOL to everything!

Did you LOL to The Human Centipede 2: Final Sequence?

At 27 minutes ago, Slint wrote: How was copper wire invented?

Two jews found a coin.

I'm part Jew and not only did I LOL, but I approve of Hitler

No there aren't. Still, you should do a stall on eugenics...

At 3 minutes ago, Slint wrote: EVERY.SINGLE.ONE

Touché, good Sir!

At 27 seconds ago, RyanBustersword123 wrote: Sorry OP. The only movie I can think of is Se7en and I'm not sure of how good the story was.

In all fairness, every story is terrible.

At 3 days ago, 4761 wrote: I think we should just eliminate all races and ethnicities.

Fixed.

The Cabinet Of Dr. Whatshisface.

All The Love In The World
Capital G
Down In It
Every Day Is Exactly The Same
Fist Fuck (no, it's different from Wish. How? Foetus motherfucker!)
Gave Up
Gave Up (Remixed By Coil With Dany Hyde) (It's a slow burn, but OMG!)
Happiness In Slavery
Head Like A Hole (while we are at it, check out the cover by Devo, it out-does it)
Heresy (Version)
Hurt
March Of The Pigs
Metal (it's a cover of Gary Numan)
Right Where It Belongs (V.2)
Ruiner
Self Destruction, Final
Sin
Something I Can Never Have
Starfuckers, Inc.
Suck (Pigface cover)
Survivalism
Terrible Lie
The Day The World Went Away
Wish

Check out his production work on David Bowie's I'm Afraid Of Americans. Also check out the live footage of them on stage together.

David Bowie & Nine Inch Nails > David Bowie & Gary Numan (IMHO)

My God the new Killing Joke record is amazing (of course it is) and the bonus CD is mainly faithful covers with only slight deviations, but it is magnificent too.

Only when you are in the company of someone who you know has been the victim - either directly or indirectly - of the general atrocity that the joke is about.

Even then, once they show that it's OK to laugh at that type of joke, it's all cool.

I know someone who has been sexually assaulted (indeed, supposedly a third of women are) and she can now laugh at jokes about rape. An aside to the statistic, although some commentators reckon degeneracy is on the increase, I just believe we are more open about it, we have always been a rotten husk of a species.

At 36 seconds ago, tally1989 wrote: The idea is stupid to begin with.

So is life, embrace the absurd.

At 1 minute ago, Rummy0 wrote: Women > Men.
Best day ever.

Uh, women are always > than men, because The Queen is a lady. I belong to and am the property of a woman.

She never calls though. :'(

Wait....wait.....I'm a quarter to an eighth nothing?

Well, I thought I had some tendancies towards Nihilism anyway, but now I have proof that I am nothing! =3

I celebrated International Women's Day by watching two twins drink piss. It's, uh, empowering to be the bottom in as much as the master needs the slave to be the master (as Hegel observed).

That's what she said!!!

Most people in my country are irreligious (not Atheists), followed by Roman Catholics, then Protestants, then Muslims (dunno which sects are the largest, but hey, Protestantism is very vague too).

Anywhoo, I only know a couple of religious people, they aren't even sincere about it. I have never met a Roman Catholic who believes the Pope is infallible (if you ask me, these people are therefore NOT Roman Catholics) or who can tell me what the different sacraments that they perform are about.

There is a large presumption in this country that you are a Roman Catholic. Twice in the couple of months I have been asked questions about whether or not I've attended this or that rite and more hilariously if I had went to the local chapel after the refurbishment. Upon hearing that I do not attend chapel, I was greeted with "Oh, a lapsed Catholic", as opposed to simply not being a Roman Catholic. The idea also that one who is Greecian Orthodox Catholic, as opposed to Roman Catholic might somehow be a lapsed Catholic is bemusing.

Someone in my work got transfered to another song for singing an anti-Protestant song though. Amazing that he wasn't jailed or fined and that the work was so lenient on him - especially considering they don't even give sick pay unless you start legal proceedings.

I don't celebrate lent, as a Protestant of sorts I don't believe sacraments are neccesary. I have alsoh always found Yahweh to be a bit of a hands-off kinda guy so I don't really practice many things.

I might dabble in some sex magick today, however, just me and my penis.

Happy birthday you Industrious bastard! May Emilie Autumn and that chick from the Dresden Dolls come round to fellate you.

What presents get?

My God that's amazing. It would have been best, however, if he had not returned and faked his death too, to wait and see the reactions of all who weren't in on it.

Anything by Corman: A Bucketful Of Blood, The Little SHop Of Horrors, his adaptation of The Masque Of The Red Death, &c. Tremors is amazing, the Shake, Rattle & Roll series, Evil Dead films.

Just watch every horror ever, K?

Living in Scotland, I'm not too sure if I can answer this without going to jail. Sectarianism is fun kids

I DARE YOU TO BE REAL! TO BUMP AN UNDEAD THREAD! &C...

It is NEVER OK to have sex. It is doubly moreso NOT OK to have sex with a girl. Fucking faggot.

Uh. I very occasionally see my mum when it's nearly Christmas or some such for a tea. It's always very akward because we don't get on. What usually follows is a list of my failures and her concerns for me. So I guess I say it to her a few times a year?

Of course. Laws are just there to stop us being ourselves and killing one another, to constrain your passions and try to elevate you above being an animal.

But an animal you are, and a pretty base one compared to the other species. Wish murder were legal.

I'm an Individualist, just like the rest of you. I do, however, have a large Totalitarian streak in my world-view, so blah.

Get this. You wake up, tied to a chair, forced to watch the same shitty ass Kafka rip-off ad infinitum.

O....wait.....

But then again, death is a beautiful gift that none of you deserve.

At 8 minutes ago, Yert wrote:

At 10 minutes ago, StationToStation wrote: I wish it was the apocalypse.

wow bro youre so edgy and cool i wish i was edgy and cool just like you

That's nice, but I don't consider myself edgy or cool. I sincerely DO wish it were the end of the world this year. Every single member of our species is a scummy piece of shit. Even our "civilization" is ugly and banal, wipe it all out.

I wish it was the apocalypse.