wipe you ass with salt

At 12/11/07 02:09 PM, Elios wrote: On a more serious note.

Perhaps she's just being nice (aside from the absured notion of including her car's name)
See if you two have some common interests, who know, she may more interesting than you think.

yes i'm not seeing this as a definitive i'm interested sign thing, more of a friendly neighbour break the ice thing. just so i don't feel disappointed if nothing spontaneously sexual happens

At 12/11/07 02:02 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: You left out one important detail:
What did the card say?
That's so I can tell you how to react.

it was a general christmas card. she referred to herself as the owner and said "the owner would like to say hello neighbour" and she also included her name and the car's name

i was thinking about asking her to wash my car after touching it

the girl across the road from me left a card on my car windscreen this morning, it was actually addressed to my car from her car which is parked across from mine, well it's not really from her car obviously, car's can't write cards. her family moved in about six months ago and i've never spoken to her but she seems pretty fit from the odd time i've seen her.

what shall i do in response to this?

a\ this topic sucks

b\ best pc game ever was half-life

At 6/11/06 06:07 PM, sotar wrote:

At 6/11/06 06:06 PM, Take_This wrote: funniest jokes are the offensive jokes

nah i say the racist jokes are the best!

racist jokes come under the "offensive jokes" category

go into the loft, grab my dads carbine (he always leaves the safe unlocked) grab afew boxes of bullets, grab a kitchen knife, get into some thick clothing, get into my car and drive to my friends houses to see if there ok

At 6/11/06 06:00 PM, -JiS- wrote: ..your piss goes in two different directions and misses the toilet altogether?

yeah lol! doesnt happen to be very often but when it does happen its very annoying. it always seems to happen when i'm in a rush

funniest jokes are the offensive jokes

eat cheese and drink milk. those 2 are great for teeth

not really a good picture to photoshop, plus theres alot of photoshop threads out there right now (as always)

my car....beat that!

also my dagger is pretty cool, the handle is a dragon and the blade is a flame coming out of the dragon's mouth, very cool!

i think you should disappear

stop these topics, there ok but not if you repeatly post them

i have never checked

well thats why the english call it football so they can make it seem tougher. They wouldnt last a minute in a good ol game of american football.

you have never heard of rugby have you?

I have and I was talking about Soccer players when I said that.

oh ok, thought you were talking about english people in general

At 6/10/06 02:23 PM, The_American_Zombie wrote:

At 6/10/06 02:21 PM, Whitcomb wrote: Soccer is for pussies

well thats why the english call it football so they can make it seem tougher. They wouldnt last a minute in a good ol game of american football.

you have never heard of rugby have you?

not funny

a martial artist would easily beat a boxer. boxing is a sport with rules you have to follow, most martial arts aren't based on sports and are about doing whatever is takes to defeat someone

I assrape the ugly girl in the dumpster for aids every day

eat all your pasta or you won't get any desert!

you should be greatful you even have a girlfriend

At 6/8/06 10:58 AM, -KennethTheSociopath wrote: Bible people are dumb.
End of discussion.

dont.....if you dont like religion keep it to yourself

At 2/18/06 04:16 PM, Karl_Pilkington wrote: Chances are you clicked this link to learn how to be cool on the site that is Newgrounds. Don't worry, I won't disapoint.

your right there...even the biggest noob will feel cool after reading your stupid post...lol

i think most people have atleast once in their life questioned there sexuallity. i though i might be kinda gay a good few years ago...thank God i was wrong

(i'm not gay)

laughing is better for you than smiling

dont think topics about the number of posts you/someone has are allowed on the forum....

The Lion King

At 1/6/06 07:36 PM, nikola0 wrote: www.ogrish.com is the wierdest site ever! Its so fucking gross Im tellin you not to watch it seriously!

then stop posting the link!