At 3/24/09 12:40 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Its true.

You're my new bestest friend

Cunt

At 3/24/09 12:35 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: Provide irrefutable empirical proof and I will surely concede to defeat.

I think that's all I need to say.

Posting pictures of my genitalia is against forum policy; otherwise, victory would be inevitable.

refute... if you dare

At 3/24/09 12:26 AM, o0-0o wrote:

At 3/24/09 12:14 AM, StarCleaver wrote: Opinions are like assholes, if you hang them out for everyone to see, you're liable to get fucked. Keep your opinions to yourself and people can't criticize you.

This is all good, but how are you supposed to find people with the same interests as you. How are people supposed to know you if you never give out your opinions. Put out your opinions but just don;t be an asshat about them and if people knock 'em who cares, you won't be interested in them anyways.

Oh sorry. I didn't mean to give the impression that I make serious posts. I just post funny things about assholes whenever I can. :)

too long didn't read

I can has old-mod aura? plz?

It'll be just like when they deleted the old BBS. Take screenies while you still can.

Opinions are like assholes, if you hang them out for everyone to see, you're liable to get fucked. Keep your opinions to yourself and people can't criticize you.

I would suggest Scala or Erlang. If you pick Scala, explore the actor-based concurrency model. If you pick Erlang, you'll be forced to explore the actor-based concurrency model. :)

How about the song Go Fuck Yourself

I'm going to make a plug for Scala. Scala incorporates most object-oriented paradigms found in Java (if not all of them), but also adds some functional programming paradigms as well. It is a strictly typed language but it also employs a type inference system that helps to reduce the amount of code needed as compared to a language such as Java. Many of its libraries are based on ideas and concepts in other languages, such as the Actors library being based on Erlang's concurrency model (i.e. asynchronous message passing).

Is Scala widely used in the market? I doubt it. Is it a good language for teaching yourself fundamentals of programming? Absolutely.

I'll be graduating in May with a double major in Software Engineering and Computer Science. Here are the core classes I have taken:

Fundamentals of Software Development I
Fundamentals of Software Development II
Fundamentals of Software Development III
Computer Architecture I
Programming Language Concepts
Operating Systems
Introduction to Database Systems
Software Requirements and Specification
Software Project Management
Formal Methods in Specification and Design
Software Architecture and Design
Software Construction and Evolution
Software Quality Assurance
Software Architecture and Design II
Senior Project I
Senior Project II
Senior Project III
Theory of Computation
Artificial Intelligence
Programming Language Paradigms
Computer Networks
Mobile Computing

We have a decent amount of freedom in what we take. For instance, the last 4 classes on my list were things that I chose to take as electives within my department.

At 12/28/08 08:33 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Anyone with decency really.

oh and hi starcleaver I haven't seen you in ages!!

Hi, Hi, Hi-yah! </Heavyweights>

I don't come around too much anymore. Life and all...

One time I received my own penis as a birthday present. I hadn't realized that I had been without it until I unwrapped the gift.

Joni Mitchell
Simon and Garfunkel
Good cheese
Fine wines
Neatly pressed dress shirts

At 12/28/08 08:11 PM, Craigie wrote: Anywhere were you can buy Beer and Hookers.

Anytown, America? I can walk down the block and buy beer and hookers. lol

At 12/28/08 08:08 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: i bet he doesn't know you can hear him. You should tell him he's audible, possibly mock him, and i'm sure he'd stop. I think the ultimate roommate would be someone who was not only cool, but knew several other cool people. It be kinda like asking a genie for more wishes.

The sad thing is that I sing in the shower too, and I do it on purpose to piss him off. Other than the shower singing, all my roommates are cool people. We're all just a little douchy. I live with a bunch of engineering students, I can't really expect much more. At least we all drink and socialize on the weekends, which is more than I can say than 3/4 of the people at my school.

Currently, I have to listen to my shitty roommates sing their emo songs in the shower. Imagine a world where you were rooming with Chris Cornell. Singing in the shower would be an excellent treat instead of a sonorous disaster.

Who would be your ultimate roommate?

At 12/28/08 06:35 AM, poxpower wrote: Wait, fuck it, I forget that Canada is not part of the USA (YET) sometimes.

It will happen soon enough. Even if I have to invade Canada myself, it will happen.

Ideally, I'd go with a B and some change. That is not to say I would not enjoy some D or larger. The only problem with D or larger is that you run the risk of suffocating while performing the HBT maneuver.

At 12/28/08 02:49 AM, SuperLulzords wrote: FAG

It needs to be a domestic flight. Fagurholsmyri, Iceland would be international.

Premise: I have a $350 dollar voucher from northwest airlines that I can use for a domestic (US) flight in the next 6 months.

Question: To where should I fly and why?

Is that a mannequin?

I had aspirations of becoming a moderator, giving up my mod powers, then coming back sporadically and posting for no reason whatsoever.

I think I have succeeded.

At 12/28/08 02:16 AM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 12/28/08 02:14 AM, StarCleaver wrote: I got boxers and socks. The sorts of things that every 22 year old college student deeply desires.

so did I! O:

My parents seem to think I keep needing more socks and boxers, I have about 90 pairs of socks, and 50 boxers.

But your name leads me to believe you are Jewish. That means, in the least bit, that your socks and boxers are spread over several days of gift-giving. Imagine the same amount of socks and boxers unleashed upon you in a single moment of woven cotton and polyester disappointment.

I got boxers and socks. The sorts of things that every 22 year old college student deeply desires.

Click me

I found this entertaining one day when I was bored. Most often, however, I find myself wasting away my time and liver cells by drinking too much.

At 7/16/08 06:45 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 7/16/08 06:44 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Okay, it was me.

No. You don't have to lie for me anymore.

It was me.

No, I am Sparticus!

What you could do is make a post in every forum asking the regulars of that forum for advice. You could do this repeatedly until you get banned from the forums. You will have then earned an achievement of being banned from two areas of newgrounds simultaneously. It would then be a great time to pat yourself on the back for a job well done.