At 12/31/01 06:04 AM, RaspberryClock wrote: Hellstrafer - wassup

Hellstrafer - what is the time there?

RaspberryClock - 11 pm

Hellstrafer - wow, why are you woking so late?

Hellstrafer - what kind of work do you do

RaspberryClock - VE and SA stuff

Hellstrafer - whats that

RaspberryClock - VE - Virginian Empire SA - Secretary's Alliance

Hellstrafer - is the secretarys alliance like a union

RaspberryClock - Kind of. Mostly we just go over to Marcie's house after work and gossip, go to the rodeos, wash cars, etc etc. We also lobby congress.

RaspberryClock - What do you think about robots?

Hellstrafer - the ones that make the cars?

RaspberryClock - No, space robots

Hellstrafer - I dont know, I havent met one yet, but I guess they would be cool

RaspberryClock - I am building a space robot, that's why I asked.

Hellstrafer - ok, will it be going into space?

RaspberryClock - I am trying. It will be a very useful robot. I am giving it AI. Do you know what that stands for?

Hellstrafer - who is al? do you not like him and is that why you are giving him to the robot

RaspberryClock - No, AL is my friend, AI means "Abnormal Interests". I learned that and I'm programming my robot to act like a human.

Hellstrafer - like in the disney movie

RaspberryClock - What is Disney? I don't watch movies, I had to use the parts from my VCR to build my space robot.

Hellstrafer - from a vcr, wow, how does that work

RaspberryClock - I will tell you, but it is a secret so you can't tell anybody

Hellstrafer - ok, I wont, I promise

RaspberryClock - I am using the CLOCK in it to have the robot tell time!!!

Hellstrafer - will it have a gun

RaspberryClock - NO! I am non-violent, and I do not enjoy guns and violence!!! It will have a broom and fishtank and vaccuum. The Ultimate Space Robot!

Hellstrafer - you must be real smarte to be albe to make a space robot, my parents have a dvd player thing, can you turn that into a robot, it has a lasre in it

RaspberryClock - I can turn everything into Space Robots!

Hellstrafer - have you made many other robots?

RaspberryClock - Yes, but they don't work the way they were supposed to. One was a BIG ACCIDENT my friend

Hellstrafer - what happened

RaspberryClock - Grandma fell down the stairs

Hellstrafer - did the robot push her was she alright

RaspberryClock - I misprogrammed it. I tried to do good, but the robot jumped up and pushed grandma's head and she started spitting and her teeth flew out and the robot shot sparks and grandma fell down the stairs onto my uncle.

It was the worst Christmas ever.

Hellstrafer - oh no! sparks, did anything catch on fire

RaspberryClock - Grandma did, but I got a Pusher robot to shove her outside into the snow.

Hellstrafer - that was lucky, we have christmass in the sumer here, so no snow, you are lucky that you live there, very lucky!

:spam

At 12/29/01 11:12 PM, olskoo wrote:

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At 7/10/02 05:53 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:

At 7/10/02 05:51 PM, staphita wrote:

At 7/10/02 05:22 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:

At 7/10/02 05:08 PM, StarDuster wrote:

and the way Chibi_Goku_Clock used to f*** with them,

i spilled beer on the keyboard and that key gets stuck


.....ok?


may i ask why you keep talking like :::this?

At 7/10/02 05:22 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:

At 7/10/02 05:08 PM, StarDuster wrote:

::: and the way Chibi_Goku_Clock used to f*** with them,

At 7/10/02 05:34 PM, StarDuster wrote:

well, ok, spam spam spam, i miss Shrapnel, valz, and more people, but them the most ohhh and rasberry

What happened to Shrapnel? Did I miss something?

:::and mudafucken_clock

At 12/26/01 02:04 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Just spam this post like so and break a world record!

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:::well, ok, spam spam spam, i miss Shrapnel, valz, and more people, but them the most ohhh and rasberry

At 7/9/02 06:19 PM, Sabin_Blitz wrote: Wow... excessive use of 1337. Jeezly old crow. What's wrong with people.

::: am i a noob?

At 6/20/02 10:56 AM, Testerline wrote: Today is my 17th birthday. Happy birthday to me.

::HappyBirthdayToYou
:i love birthdays, Happy Birthday!

At 5/20/02 06:06 PM, implodinggoat wrote: What the Fuck is this Shit!

I've never been Fucking user of the day and this n00b gets it? (I'm not saying I should be I'm just pissed off that someone like this gets it.)

He has no reviews, no movies, and no posts. What the Fuck?

Maybe its a random thing?

You forgot the fucking pitchfork you bitch, we could have been famous

You forgot the fucking pitchfork you bitch, we could have been fameless

At 3/19/02 05:42 PM, super0sonic wrote: people who post in this topic and there user name does not start with a A or a S is a twit and must be smacked.

so remeber only post here if your user name starts with "A" or "S".

Thank you

i am finally not a twit!!!!

cumsnatchers awakeing.

everyones drunk so i thught i would put this here and noone would know, or notice,

At 1/1/02 01:18 AM, Wheatonman wrote:

At 10/31/01 01:16 PM, Mutilated-Puppet wrote: Try and tell me something I dont Know like Strawberry Sock and Strawberry Clock Masterbate Together.. thats news

This may actually be the weirdest topic I've ever seen... I can't even explain it, yet I was involved in it.

lucadude seems to be bitter

thanks shrapnel, eveildog, My father had diabetes, sence 34 years old, he planned a trip to alaska, for three years, he passed away in canada. not to change the subject, but do you know what it takes to get a body out of canada? we had to creamate him, and of course show papers and the ern. i will humbly go back to all the reviews i gave. i can't change what i did, but i will not make those mistakes again. or should i say, do not review what you cannot do.

At 12/31/01 09:58 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 12/31/01 09:43 PM, Hannetz wrote: It's my right to like who ever I want... If i would hate black people I have a right to, but i don't have a right to do something about it. But i have a right to think whatever i want, and say whatever i want (to a certain limit) and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it

It is your right to think however you want.

And it is my right to feel sick about.

I didn't say you should stop being racist nor did I say you should all love one another and get along.

The KKK can meet all they like.

They'll still make me sick.

What's interesting is how the people who have responded so far immediately jump to conclusions about how you all have a right to think what you want when I never said that you don't have a right to.

I'm just saying that racist people offend people and often, many people don't realize they're doing damage.

You can think about starting fires all you want.

But if you're going to run around starting fires then you'd better think about the consequences.

All i know is that i was raised racist, my parents, grandparents, the hate in my house was all about "them" , i could make a list of the "them" but it would include everyone, it would start with "they don't speak english" or "their skin is a different color" so i think i don't need to drag that out. i left home at 14 years old, knowing that what "they were teaching me" was wrong. i hurt every day knowing that "my" parents didn't like my friends. my father died in vancouver two years ago, you know what? i have no kindren feelings, he was just a man who died, same with my mom (who is alive) i havn't seen her in 15 years. don't feel bad for me, just realize how much i hate the hatered. treakwon_ those movies are wrong, i look in the portal sometimes and think, what is going on? and on the other hand i take out my "hate" here, i have been known to give a "wtf" review, but i can't see you. ahhhh i feel better now, that willteach that guy. guess what happened? i got flash 5, and i'm self taught on the computer. so how do you think i'm feeling now. kind of "i would like to take back some reviews". sorry if i trashed up your thread shrapnel.'

At 12/31/01 03:59 PM, traekwon_ wrote: I don't even remember now what I did to ApolloKid, but needless to say, he still hates me

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40464

I voted 5. I like getting raped by small animals, apparently

and this one looks like it may make the top 5 today!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40391


vote 5's all round, if you feel so inclined. These crack me up

thats nothing, try being new on the ng bbs

Thanks for voting, glasswarrior2!
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:)

i didn't like him much... he isn't right in the head.Thanks for voting, glasswarrior2!
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At 10/14/01 08:18 PM, SilverHammer wrote: who's ozzy?

i saw ozzy in 1977 in mission beach, 12/7/77 his birthday, u2 was the opening band while we were finding our seats, they were dressed in jeans and had u2 spray painted in black on the drum, ELO, blue oyster cult. what a fucking party. the best concert ever, ozzy came back four times, we left the arena at 3 in the morn. he was sweating so bad he shorted out his guitar, we had to wait till they reset the fusses!!! 666 sabeth bloody sabeth

i have spent alot of time running around newgrounds, trying to click on every thing i can,the network is great, tried to visit all the sites there and learn history of ng, so saying that, i can say i love all of you. the site has been slow but i don't care, 56k, !!!
the guy with the dead baby profile that seems to be the worst thing right now. but "X" takes care of that.
long live the "KING"

At 10/14/01 06:27 PM, Butcer wrote: Haha that fag tom fulp is busted
Hehe THis proves that he is the *king of faggots*

The starwberry fag himself

i put the big "X" on both your rotten no good lack of effort brainless shitty ass submissions!!!!!
i am now a full whole heartedly dedicated to our "KING"
i bow to to you strawberry