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Jesus, now I don't feel so bad.

-Stamper

I GOT ANOTHER ONE TODAY, BECAUSE I WAS BEING 'DISRUPTIVE IN CLASS'!

After taking 4 pages of notes, Ms. Videtich busts out another page and I say 'GAH.' to myself, rather quiet, because, naturally, my hand is starting to hurt. She yells, YELLS, "DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY NOTES, WILLIAM?" And I said, "No...why...what are you talking about, wha?" You know, I didn't see it coming...and then she says 'If you don't like my notes, feel free to leave the class.' I was silent...and so was everyone else, I just wanted her to continue and leave me alone...I thought it was over...and then she says 'Well, are you QUITE finished, Will? Hmmm? ANSWER ME.'

I shook my head yes, and she was like 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' She was YELLING...and I was really starting to get pissed off. All I said was, 'YES, YES MS. V, SHUT YOUR MOUTH...GET OFF MY CASE.'

My friend Darius (D) says 'Yeah yah fat bee-itch.' And she didn't even pay attention to him.

Anyway, she grabbed me by the arm like a little kid and took me to the door where she let go and told me to go to the office and explain myself. I started to walk down the hall and instead of going to the office I headed for the parking lot, and she yelled after 'YOU WILL HAVE SATURDAY DETENTION AGAIN NEXT WEEK, CONGRATULATIONS!!!' In a deep evil bitch voice, so I hopped in my car and went home, got a hot pocket and some Pepsi, came upstairs, sat down, turned on the computer, went to Newgrounds and now, here I am. God damn, is that crazy or what?

-Stamper

For skipping English again...she only catches it 1 out of 10 times, but god damn, fat whore.

Man, kids in high school, don't fuck it all away, I know...I'm on the 5 year plan and it's eating me up inside.

BLAH.

-Stamper

THat movie is hot shit, it was made like, back in 92 or something, but it kicks ass. A lot of ass.

You can watch it like 40 times and still not get tired of it.

-Stamper

When NOFX first signed up for a Grounds Gold account.

-Stamper

Yeah, me too.

Stam[]Der

WE NEED OLD SCHOOL NG WHORE SHIRTS...NOW.

Is there a better way to remember the older version of Newgrounds? I think not!

http://www.stamper.ws/art/b_ng_whore.jpg
^ BIGGER IS BETTER ^

-Stamper