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At 2/10/09 02:52 AM, DrFlashman wrote: I dont understand the whole "inside a movie clip" deal... Or maybe Im doing something wrong.

When I try to place the whole thing as a movie clip in a new .fla the sound doesnt play, idk wtf wtf wtf

just send it as-is if you don't get it. i just wanted to avoid spending hours converting everyones shit to movieclips. a lot of people don't bother doing the movieclip either way so it's expected to clear a few at least

At 1/28/09 10:14 PM, TenshiLurodi wrote: HEY GUYS AFTER U TACKLE STREET FIGHTERS COLLB U SHOULD TACKLE THE NOT SO WELL KNOWN AWEOSME ANIME GRAPPLER BAKI OR BAKI THE GRAPPLER ITS THE BEST IF U DO IT BYE 2010 ILL JOIN IN

Love that Baki!

Grand total of submissions so far: 20
Grand total of submissions worth adding: ...2...ish.

We are so fucked! LOL

At 1/24/09 03:05 PM, Shadowii2 wrote: Johny or Stamper, whoever answers this...
Is it okay, if I make three parts and let you guys pick the best one out of them for the collab?

The parts aren't connected in to each other, as all of them have a different spoof.

make and send as many as you want.

At 1/18/09 11:19 AM, CaptainCrotch wrote: Wasn't too happy with my other pet, :(
so i drew my IDEAL pet.
She's called GUNNY.
She comes in eggs, and her mouth contains a rather large gun.
Handy.

Wrong thread, homey, go here.

At 1/17/09 03:33 AM, Fiergon wrote: Ehh... not sure on time here. I know the limit is 30 seconds, but how forgiving are you guys if it runs closer to a minute? Not sure how long my part would really be, but it doesn't feel like it'll all fit into 30 secs.

Also, screenshot, why not?

You can bust 30 seconds if you want, we just imposed that limit so we didn't get a ton of 5 second pieces. It's moreso like '15-30 seconds minimum-ish'. you know, just don't go buck and make a 3 minute piece.

At 1/16/09 08:16 PM, Toanyroc wrote: It's dinnertime, and just for the heck of it, I'm going to ask NG what I should eat today.

Whatever your parents prepare or you're grounded OOOOH BURN

At 1/16/09 09:00 AM, Kaaaaaakaaaaa wrote: can i join?

Everyone can!

At 1/15/09 12:41 PM, HeavyDNY86 wrote:

At 1/15/09 10:33 AM, Stamper wrote:

At 1/15/09 06:22 AM, mattdestroyerlinch12 wrote: I want to try this collab, what should I do???

NOT use Blanka?

Woah woah woah.... wait a minute. What's wrong with Blanka? His presence is the hinge of my part's comedic value.

You and everyone else. I say avoid Ken and Ryu and everyone beelines to Blanka, haha. I think I understand the logic behind the jump, though.

At 1/15/09 04:17 PM, LuckyBraceyTurtle wrote: Hmm. I don't like the way mine turned out. By my own and others' opinions, it's a good idea, but I didn't like the style of the characters.

Throwing out the characters and redoing them... sigh..

Keep the faith, pal. Keep it.

At 1/15/09 06:22 AM, mattdestroyerlinch12 wrote: I want to try this collab, what should I do???

NOT use Blanka?

At 1/11/09 06:28 PM, LiamTaylor wrote:

At 1/11/09 03:38 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Why the hell is Street Fighter so much better than Mortal Kombat? It shouldn't be but it is.

though i would put TEKKEN in front of street fighter. no ridiculous energy blasts and crazy ass combos for one thing, AND they all do REAL martial arts

What? Tekken has more nonsensical combos and air juggles than Street Fighter ever will, and though Tekken might not have 'ridiculous energy blasts', it has monsters, robots, fighting blocks of wood and...guys who shoot lazers from their heads. TK is just as far, if not further from realistic than SF.

(At one point, Tekken had a dinosaur on the roster. A DINOSAUR. A DINOSAUR IN BOXING GLOVES.)

At 1/10/09 08:41 PM, Archon68 wrote: by the way, watch mine.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 7988

Mine was funny, yours was shit.

FACE

At 1/10/09 01:11 AM, SomecallmeDave wrote: I would be in but, I don't want to put my stuff with anything that is mature and has penis's every 4 seconds. How has it not gotten old by now? Anyway I like showing my family stuff that I have made and I was almost in but I only do clean humor (yes it still exists). I actually have a funny concept and it would have been around 15 seconds perfectly. I might make it for fun anyways and put up sometime.

Don't bother. Nobody needs your smug ass around, anyways.

Thanks, though!

P.S. EAT A DICK

At 1/8/09 07:54 PM, Yukin wrote: Huh no sprites? That makes no sense considering that street fighter has basically been always sprites and it's the kinds of appropiate sprites that would work. I know it may be harder to make unique or special however it is quite possible to make a great short submission using the sprites. I don't understand whats up with all this sprite hating.

Yeah...no sprites. This prevents a million sprite cartoons from rolling through, plus it'd be funnier or more interesting to see peoples takes on SF characters, as opposed to seeing the same sprites we've been looking at for well over a decade now...and in every other submission.

Theres other reasons, but that about covers it. We're not doing it to ruin your day.

At 1/7/09 07:39 PM, Labusch wrote:

At 1/7/09 05:57 PM, Stamper wrote:
Yeah, I think thats it. You guys have no stereotypes. You're just a peaceful, largely unpopulated

Canada love to play hockey eh?!
Canada love to drink BETTER beer eh?!
Canada love to eat Maple syrup eh?!
Canada love to live in the Igloo eh?!
Canada love to sit on the Polar bear ride go to skool eh?!
Canada love to fluently prefect English ourselves Dialect eh?!
Does Canada speak French eh?!
Canada love to being polite eh?!
Canada love to better comedian and humour eh?!
Canada love to feeling Friendliest eh?!
Canada love to support Gay Marriage eh?!
Canada are the Eskimo people eh?!
Canada love to say EH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna Still Go On Stamper

Haha, you could, if you wanted...but again, how do any of those apply to a potential Street Fighter? Nobody wants to navigate their cursor over to the friendly, average man who supports gay marriage and says 'eh'. Sure you have stereotypes, but none worth calling attention to. I guess thats what I meant.

See, Americans are meat-headed action movie fans. WE START WARS, BEAT EACH OTHER IN THE STREETS, EAT SLOW, FUCK FAST, AND DIE HARD TO ROCKIN' SOUNDTRACK.

Canadians don't lock their doors at night. What common aspect of the Canadian lifestyle would push someone into the seedy world of street fighting?

YOU KNOW WHAT LOOK GAY, A CANADIAN STREET FIGHTER IS NEVER HAPPENING, EVER. MARK IT. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, IF THEY EVER INTRODUCED A FIGHTER FROM CANADA, MOST OF THE WORLD WOULD LAUGH.

AND YEAH, I'LL SAY IT

HOW CAN SUCH A HUGE COUNTRY BE SO WORTHLESS AND DEVOID OF INTEREST? YOUR COUNTRY IS A JOKE AND NONE OF US IMPORTANT COUNTRIES CARE ABOUT IT. YOU SPAN OUR ENTIRE NORTHERN BORDER AND SNEER DOWN AT US WITH CONTEMPT, AND NOBODY SO MUCH AS BRINGS YOU UP AT LUNCH, LET ALONE CASUAL CONVERSATION ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES. THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS MORE KNOWLEDGE AND THINGS TO SAY ABOUT BRAZIL THAN CANADA...IN FACT, THE ONLY TIME ANY AMERICAN PERSON EVER THINKS ABOUT CANADA IS WHEN A CANADIAN TUGS OUR SHIRT TO REMIND US IT'S UP THERE, SO IMAGINE HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD FEELS ABOUT YOU, ESPECIALLY JAPANESE GAME COMPANIES. NOW LEAVE MY SIGHT PERMANENTLY AND...I DUNNO, TAKE YOUR DOUGHY, BLEACHED CANADIAN SKIN OVER TO YOUTUBE AND LOOK UP A VIDEO OF SOMETHING AMERICAN AND WRITE A SMUG COMMENT THAT STRESSES HOW STUPID AMERICANS ARE IN COMPARISON TO CANADIANS, AND IF SOMEBODY ARGUES YOUR OPINION, MENTION YOUR SUPERIOR HEALTHCARE OR GOVERNMENT LIKE ALWAYS, I'M SURE THAT'LL FIX THEIR WAGON.

BY THE WAY TORONTO IS A NICE CITY. EVERYTHING WAS REALLY CLEAN AND NICE, THE AIR WAS CRISP AND THE PEOPLE WERE REALLY HOSPITABLE. I WAS ALSO SURPRISED AT THE CLEANLINESS OF THE AIRPORT. IT WAS A REAL TREAT AND I HOPE TO VISIT AGAIN SOON.

PROBABLY WON'T THOUGH, AS NOBODY IN MY SUPERIOR COUNTRY HAS ANY REASON OR DESIRE TO GO TO YOURS. YOUR COUNTRY IS A LAYOVER TO A BETTER COUNTRY. YOUR COUNTRY IS A PITSTOP FOR GAS BEFORE PEOPLE GET TO ALASKA. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE NEVER, IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, HEARD ANOTHER AMERICAN SAY 'YOU KNOW STAMP? I'M SIMPLY DYING TO VISIT CANADA. I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE?' EVERY AMERICAN WHO'S BEEN TO CANADA SUMS UP YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY IN UNDER 5 SECONDS, MUCH LIKE THEY JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GRAND OPENING OF A NEW SUPERMARKET:

HUSBAND: HEY HONEY, HOW WAS THE NEW SUPERMARKET?
WIFE: EH, IT'S REAL BIG! REAL CLEAN, TOO. LOTS OF PARKING, AND THE PEOPLE WERE REAL FRIENDLY. ANYWAYS WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER THE WORLD IS HOCKEY AND THE SYRUP YOU DRAIN OUT OF TREES AND TREAT LIKE AN INVENTION. I HATE HOCKEY, AND I HATE PANCAKES, SO FUCK MAPLE SYRUP AND FUCK YOUR COUNTRY AND YOUR DUMBASS PUSSY LEAF FLAG. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS? IF CANADA WENT TO WAR AND THEIR FRONT LINE MARCHED A FAGGOT FLAG WITH A LEAF DOWN THE BATTLEFIELD. THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH? THE LEAF FROM THE TREE THAT GIVES YOU SYRUP? YOUR COUNTRY TAKES PRIDE IN THIS? DO YOU GUYS HAVE AN ANNUAL PUSSY FAGGOT PARADE, TOO, WHERE EVERYONE MARCHES DOWN MAIN STREET, EXCEPT EVERYONE'S NAKED AND MARCHING SIDEWAYS SO THEY CAN JACK EACHOTHER OFF IN BEAT WITH THE STEPS? YEAH NO THANKS BUT HELP YOURSELF, GAYFAG MCQUEER.

I DON'T EVEN BUY BRAWNY PAPER TOWELS BECAUSE THE MAN ON THE FRONT LOOKS CANADIAN, AND I AM NOT, REPEAT, NOT UPSETTING THE HARMONY OF MY PURE AMERICAN HOME WITH SOME CANADIAN-LOOKING FAGGOT WITH A DUMBASS SMILE WHO PROBABLY COULDN'T CLEAN UP SPILLS HALF AS GOOD AS AN AMERICAN-LOOKING BRAND, PROBABLY BECAUSE THE CANADIANISH BRAND SITS AROUND AND WAITS FOR HIS HEALTHCARE TO DO IT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S A TENDER HANDED PUSSY WHO WEARS POOFY WINTER JACKETS AND OWNS ICE SKATES AND FAGGISHLY CARVES FIGURE 8 PATTERNS INTO THE LAKE NEXT TO HIS REASONABLY PRICED HOME WITH BREATHTAKING SCENERY, PROBABLY WEARS A SCARF TOO, YOU KNOW, TO PROTECT HIS DELICATE CANADIAN PUSSY NECK FROM THE BITTER COLD "BRRR I'M A FAGGOT, BETTER GRAB MY MITTENS HEHE"

ALL CANADIANS FUCK THEIR FATHERS

At 1/7/09 02:53 PM, Labusch wrote:

At 1/7/09 06:44 AM, Jelemonde wrote:

At 1/6/09 11:42 PM, Labusch wrote: I might aswell not participate in this Collab as Capcom never Included my Country by Making a Canada Street Fighter serioysly why does Capcom hate Canada

EXACTLY! Why does all games publisher never think about the Canada? Only NHL games and Rainbow Six Rogue Spear did.

Finally a Fellow Canadian who Agrees with me Seriously we do Deserve our own Street Fighter charactar seriously and some more dignity and rights but no one ever listens to us this Sucks

So what would make a Canadian Street Fighter special? Would he...have white skin and speak English? Do you guys have a military service, or unique cultural aspects, or anything special or important enough to address? Like, something that would make his home country worth mentioning, or interesting, or even funny? Street Fighters generally reflect where they're from in everything they do, and you can't really work with Canada, so that's probably your answer.

I mean, aside from the different flag, I don't see what you could do to make him unique and not just another white guy...well, maybe a busted French accent. Or maybe if he was like...just odd, like a gas station attendant with a bad temper, spoke Spanish and had a really strange fighting style, AND happened to be from Canada, that could be cool in its ridiculousness. Maybe like a lumberjack grappler? Although SF has more than enough grapplers, and if they wanted another one I doubt they'd turn to Canada. And nah, I wasn't making a weak maple syrup joke, just trying to work off the mindset the SF creators seem to have, as their characters are generally big stereotypes...buzz-cut American air-force guy, hardcore Hindu guy, honorable Japanese guy...

Yeah, I think thats it. You guys have no stereotypes. You're just a peaceful, largely unpopulated country with...not a whole lot going on...I guess maybe you guys export something? Oh and I heard something about your Burger King employees being bi-lingual? Is that true? Ours spit in our food.

Oh you know back to the buzz-cut American air-force guy thing...I just realized that they made Guile to appeal to American audiences, which it did. So the final piece to your puzzle probably revolves around Canada not having enough relevance to try to appeal to the low number of gamers there?

Just rambling and thinking out loud here, sry.

You know, reading through the last few pages...I gotta say I'm shocked that everyone's keeping a level head! Normally there's a lot of snide comments and petty arguments in these sorts of threads, but you guys have really impressed me GO GET VARIOUS FORMS OF CANCER IMMEDIATELY

At 1/4/09 02:30 PM, TheMexicanMuffinMan wrote: I have a feeling I barely slid by in the MGS Collab last time. I'll step it up a bit.
I've already got an idea I'm liking with Chun-Li, the asian girl who could kick your dick off.

Even less spaces in the collab makes me a bit nervous, but I'll do my best.
Man, I'm just kickin' it

Like Chun-Li

YupYupYup

At 1/3/09 11:39 AM, Osuka wrote: Wow, i can imagine a couple of parts of Blanka fucking Dhalsim, Dhalsim get pregnant and then born "Necro"

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

At 1/3/09 06:14 AM, GrandfatherClock wrote: can we do a naruto collab

Yeah, right after the Mario Van Peebles collab LEAVE MY SIGHT

First thing's first - Renae started a new art contest. Everyone's welcome to join the fun, and there's prizes and stuff, too...so if you're quick with a pen, go draw your idea of a Perfect Pet! (Even if you're not quick with a pen, go have fun.)

Second thing's second - Street Fighter IV is coming Feb 17th! Being huge Street Fighter fans, we thought it'd be fun to celebrate the return of this legendary series with a lil' Flash collab (ala Metal Gear, for those unfamiliar with collabs)! Everyone is invited to Insert Coin(s) and Press Start, so if you wanna join us, read on...

TECHNICAL INFO (IMPORTANT)
- 720x480 stage / 30 FPS
- 15~30 seconds long(ish) SF gag/tribute/parody.
- Make sure your entire movie is inside a single movieclip on the main timeline. It's best to just make a movieclip from the get-go (something like 'MOVIE'), then centering it on the stage and animating your cartoon inside it.
- Make sure all of your symbols are named like: username_symbol. For example, I'd rename my 'hadoken' symbol to read 'stamper_hadoken'. This avoids overwrites when pasting to the final document.
- Extra task for those who submit...you'll need to include a drawing of a character from your piece for the selection screen. Follow this sad template for a better understanding of what we're looking for. You can just rip something outta your piece and clean it up, or draw a new one any way you want. You can include the final art in the same FLA as your cartoon (like on frame 2 or something), or just submit it as a separate FLA (or PSD, or whatever you draw it in.) Just make sure it relates to your submission piece, and if it's not a vector drawing, get us something high-res.

QUICK RULES/GUIDELINES (Better your chances for inclusion!)
- Humor/parody is a must, as always! Anything goes, so don't hold back.
- No sprite movies. That means DO NOT SUBMIT A SPRITE MOVIE. DON'T EVEN START ONE.
- Ken and Ryu aren't the only characters in Street Fighter. Click here to refresh your memory and get ideas! (Feel free to use any character(s) from the Street Fighter series up to IV, but try to avoid totally obscure games and characters - the whole EX series for example, and unpopular characters like Eagle, Lee, Maki, etc.)
- Try to avoid obscure references and inside jokes that very few people would understand. Parrying Ken's fingers can be funny, yeah, but only to 3% of the world.
- Dhalsim and Necro have stretchy limbs. While I agree that stretchy dicks are totally hilarious, get another idea. (Stretchy balls isn't another idea.) Okay fine, stretchy dicks is allowed.
- SPOTS ARE LIMITED THIS TIME AROUND, so put some effort into any piece you do for a better chances of inclusion!

SUBMIT IT
Before you submit anything, rename any files you send to include your username...something like username.fla, or username_SFCollab, or whatever. Send your final .FLA (not .SWF, your .FLA) to collabs@newgrounds.com - make sure the subject reads STREET FIGHTER COLLAB, and MAKE SURE to include your username, and any additional credits you wish to give (Audio Portal, voice actors, etc.) in the body of the mail.

I think the mailbox limit for incoming files is 20 MB, so if you bust that, use something like MediaFire or MegaUpload to get us your file...just include a link in the email with the rest of your info.

The deadline is February 10th, a little over a month away! Top 5 submissions get money and merch and blowjobs and stuff...and everyone on the planet is welcome to submit, NG user or not! (Just grab an NG account, first.)

I know we got balls starting another collab after the MGS fiasco, don't bother pointing that out fag BUT <possible_lie>rest assured it won't happen again</possible_lie>! Again, spots are very limited this time around. This collab might not get a lot of submissions, but either way, SOMETHING SF-related will be released - at the very least, a mini-collab with the artists who already wanna do a piece.

That about covers it. Oh yeah Happy Holidays and all that lip service nobody ever means ANYWAYS FIGHT

I'M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR, THERE I SAID IT

Try Painter. It's considerably cheaper, anyways.

Get a load of Nicholas Ribcage over here.

DANNY GLOVER HAS BLACK SKIN

At 6/13/08 12:26 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote: Random glob appears!
Stamper casts Firega. Glob loses 1 hp
Glob pokes Stamper and party
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stamper and party lose 1341234185691651956947101 HP

STAMPER CASTS SPERM

GAME OVER what

At 6/12/08 04:03 AM, LazyMuffin wrote: Awesome.
So next time you guys plan a big collab just whine a bit and you'll get flooded with animations!

I SURE CAN WAIT.

HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU I'VE TOLERATED YOUR SALTY REMARKS FOR LONG ENOUGH

At 6/12/08 03:29 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FO'EH'VER.

Good to hear. Now when you say "two massive collabs", how long will they be (estimation?) and is it like "the best of" and "the worst of", or something else?

Nah, they should be of equal quality - both equally entertaining. Each one should have like, 50 artists in it - so roughly 20 minutes each...ish? There's just too much shit we wanna include and not sweep aside. That said, there's STILL shit we just won't be able to add, due to filesize limitations and the overall length of this mess. It's been pretty hard to get all this shit sorted...hopefully people enjoy it!

Hay all you hot dewdz and cute gurlz!

This is just an update on the Metal Gear Collaboration that we recently organized. First off, we'd like to apologize for the lack of communication and information on this project...we've just been mega busy with all sorts of nonsense lately, but don't worry...the project is running full steam and it's our primary focus until completion! We had planned to release this collab long before MGS4 was released (today, enjoy) but given circumstances, we've decided to do it properly as opposed to slapping any ol' shit together and rushing the release.

Oh, and that said - the collab turnout was an amazing success, even moreso than we had hoped for. We received something like 250 submissions, MOST of which we want to include! After much deliberation, we think we've got a solid gameplan - 2 mega-collabs - released simultaneously within the next few days, so keep your eyeballs peeled, your dicks wet, and your vaginas hard.

Thanks out to EVERYONE who submitted a piece...the final collection of stuff will definitely be a fun watch. Rest assured we're busting ass to get this out ASAP! Oh, and we'll announce the winners soon.

Dip our dicks in marinara and suck em',

- Stamper & Johnny

P.S. A joke to brighten your day:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY!!! what