I DID THIS FOR A REASON CLICK HERE TO SEE IT 5% BIGGER AND NOT UPSIDE DOWN 595X700 IS A CROSS I CANNOT BEAR ANY LONGER BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL

At 5/19/07 05:25 PM, 749-Pi wrote: I know threads like these normally don't get good approvals, but I have a question.

I made a deal with my parents in august. If I got an A+ in every single subject for the year, then I could get a game console in June. My parents are nice people, so they said yes. I normally get B's and stuff anyway, but they agreed for some reason.

Turns out I got an A+ in everything. I'm getting put in Accelerated classes, and a Console. They aren't buying a PS3, and I don't want them spending 600+ dollars on me. So I'm down to an Xbox 360 (and a live subscription) or a Wii (And some money to buy things on it, like Old Games, ect.)

1 game per system.

I wasn't sure which one to buy, so I came to the one place that has the most hands-on console knowledge.

Why not draw your own conclusions, loosely based around your interests - as opposed to sparking another console thread and asking THE WORST KINDS OF PEOPLE for their MEANINGLESS OPINIONS. NOTHING POSITIVE WILL COME FROM THIS THREAD. Aside from that, something tells me that you'll end up buying what you want either way, thereby rendering most (if not all) of these opinions useless, leading me to believe this thread was originally with an ulterior motive.

No, I am not a spoiled little shit. I worked to get this.

AND THANKS FOR TELLING US, NO, REALLY, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR US ALL TO KNOW. IN FACT, I'M TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN RIGHT NOW TO TELL THEM ALL ABOUT THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR. FRUITS.

At 5/19/07 03:21 PM, Sidorio wrote: American Dad looks retarded.
Family Guy is retarded.
King of the Hill is semi retarded.
The Simpsons is fucktarded.

HAHAHA FUCKTARDED CLASSIC FUCKTARD IS ALSO A GOOD TERM FOR INDIVIDUALS AS WELL TRY USING THAT ONE SOMETIME ALSO BECAUSE IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT AND DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG ARE WE DONE HERE

At 5/19/07 04:17 PM, zef7 wrote: Can someone lock this thread?

IF THIS CONTEST DOESN'T MAKE CONSIDERABLY AMAZING STRIDES WITHIN THE NEXT DAY OR SO I'M LOCKING IT, SO YOU BETTER TRY DAMN HARD TO MAKE IT SHINE NINJITSUFAILURE

At 5/19/07 01:24 PM, Cheddar79 wrote: C'mon Stamper, we're all tired of your MSPAINT pictures! A little more effort next time... :D

NEVAH!

Good job on yours BTW lololol hehehe

BABY FULPS FTW

Stop bitching and moaning at eachother. April is neither shallow nor the ignorant sort of person who sees a tasteless picture, flips out, then goes out of her way to ruin everyone's night. Give her (AND TOM) some credit already. April kinda walks a line somewhere inbetween classy and radical - she's more like one of the guys. HOW-EV-ER, this doesn't give everyone a FREE PASS TO MS PAINT BUKKAKE SCENES. Edgy humor is fine, but try to...you know, DO SOMETHING CLEVER WITH IT IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE SAID EDGY, OR AT LEAST PRESENT IT IN A SEMI-APPEALING MANNER. A POORLY DRAWN DICK IN THE PEACH HAS IT'S HUMOR LIMITS (SOMEWHERE AROUND NONE), AND BEING 13 YEARS OLD ISN'T A VALID EXCUSE FOR A POOR IDEA OR GROUND ZERO FAILURE. Treat it like it was any other contest and RELAX, YOU DOUCHERS. (...but realize that every submission this time around will be appreciated far more cause it's all, you know, "touching & personal" and stuff...so...give that some thought.)

Anyway, conclusion - try to gauge it like...on Tom's level. If you think Tom would like it or find it funny, April most likely will too. April in a nutshell (that would be cute huh, April in a nutshell hehe): good sense of humor / very easygoing / logical / boobs / intelligent / down to earth / all other related fine qualities. Also between us, she has a NICE butt maaan. SLAMMIN booty. I cannot stress this enough. NICE.

...

...DUUUDE we're talking MEGA nice man you have no idea it's like...okay man I can't even explain it it's like THE butt you know? The butt to end all butts? You know what I'm saying? Dude she's like Ms. Butt 2006, 7, 8, and 9. She needs a little butt shaped crown with little butt shaped diamonds all over it and a 48kt butt shaped sapphire (or an assphire as I call it...as of right now) for being like, QUEEN BUNS of PLUMP CITY you know? JEANS JUST PAINTED ON, PAINTED. PLACKOW! I've looked like twice...maybe 3 times or so...but you know, I'm a guy, it's in my genes to scope buns out. I mean, I didn't really LOOK I kinda, GLANCED, outta respect for Tom and stuff...I mean, there's 'glancing' then 'undressing with your eyes' and THATS WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE, I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT APRIL AND TOM, EVER. Like the first time I was walking behind her I was like, wow, I've never seen her from the back before, check out that sinful figure...then that butt hit me like a ton of buttcheeks...so I, you know, checked back up on it like every now and again to make sure...like, it didn't fall off or something - BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN IT check it out fellas, like, the but leads into like perfect legs, you know how like girls have like a decent butt then it goes into some nasty legs or something NO, WRONG, INCORRECT see with April, it's like...BUTT...then it's like NICE THIGHS, right...NOT TOO BIG, or like NOT TOO SKINNY, then into like some lower legs that aren't too tall and or wide...right then it goes down into cute little April feet DUDE you know how some girls got like big nasty feet or like...NO, WRONG, April (or Aprilcot as I'll call just this one time) is like poetry in motion from the waist down DUDE EVEN UP, like if you start at the waist, and go either direction, like up or down, like you're in for some treats let me tell you SOME DELICIOUS TREATS BOYEEE man she has it, in SPADES. AND HEARTS. LIP SMACKING. But seriously folks, in closure...I'd...TOTALLY get hard right now if my conscious wasn't stopping me. It puts a hard filter on specific people to prevent any naughty thoughts and intentions. I will, however, take this opportunity to compliment April (AS A FRIEND :3) on her lovely merchandise and congratulate Tom on that delicious female buffet he got exclusive access to DUDE if April was a buffet I'd get my tongs out and start looking around at the different stuff all quietly, you know like standing there darting my eyes around, trying to figure out what I wanted first, all sweaty and smiling, mouth all watering and STAMPER SHE'S MARRIED NO NO NO NONONONO

At 5/15/07 03:51 PM, MadFLeX wrote: will stamper is like a glorious bag of dicks all rolled up into one special muscle. i would also like to add that i thoroughly enjoy the work of johnnyutah. it's nice to be back. that is all for now.

And it's good to have you back, nig.

At 5/15/07 07:12 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: PS. AUSSIE MEETUP* IN SYDNEY SOMETIME SOON.

Sometime before Shrapnel leaves for Canada. :(

*Only for cool people.

...me...come pls?

At 5/15/07 07:01 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 5/15/07 06:20 AM, Stamper wrote: GET LOST IN THE JUNGLE LIKE THAT MOVIE JUMANJI EXCEPT DIE THERE AND DON'T COME BACK.

What if he rolls a six or an eight.....

Then he'll come back with a GAY ASS BEARD and be like..."which one of you Fagwads rolled a 6 or an 8?" Then he'll try to tattle on me in a sideways manner then probably go suck his boyfriends dick because i mean after all he is a gaywad and also a fag heheahahahkl

Hi Stomer.

At 5/13/07 11:52 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: I keep seeing this guy named Stamper post. He is incredibly rude and talks in an annoying all caps. He calls people names such as Fagwad and gets away with it. It is people like him that ruin your experience on the internet. I do hope a kind mod will come along and punish him for his bad behavior.

I think you lost your edge when you repeated the word "fagwad" in a casual, almost concerned manner. Something about that was hilarious...probably because you capitalized it, as if it was a proper name.

But, I digress. KISS THE FATTEST, BLACKEST PART OF MY WITHERED ASSHOLE, NOODLEBITCH. YOU'RE IN MY COUNTRY NOW, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE, TAKE YOUR FAT ASS BACK TO AFRICA AND GET LOST IN THE JUNGLE LIKE THAT MOVIE JUMANJI EXCEPT DIE THERE AND DON'T COME BACK.

ADDITIONALLY FUCK YOU

At 5/14/07 03:12 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote: I've got a serious feeling that Stamper hates me, I don't think Johnny does though.

I don't hate anyone on NG. NG is like, my family. We argue, but we love eachother, right? :3 Now stop crying, waddle over here, and JAM YOUR DICK IN MY THROAT WHAT

At 5/14/07 03:03 PM, Metalix wrote: I can see Stamper getting de-admined.

HAHAHA DREAM ON, DICKJACKER - I'M HERE FOR GOOD AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW TASTE THE SALTY SIN OF MY DICK AND FUCK OFF

SINCE SOME PEOPLE ARE ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING A REFERENCE IMAGE :3

At 5/14/07 02:07 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote:

At 5/14/07 02:05 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: ..it was kinda our fault for picking such a bizarre topic. and we should have known not all the users would be thrilled with drawing a vending machine.

I actually loved the vending machine idea! But Stamper was getting way too angry by the end of the whole thing. I was pretty scared :|

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAILURES AND I HATE YOU. THE LAST CONTEST WAS A COMPLETE DISASTER AND I'M PLACING THE BLAME IN YOUR SOFT, BABY-PINK HANDS, DEARY. AND UTAH SHUT YOUR FACE, THE CONCEPT WAS FINE, THESE FAGGOTS BETTER LEARN HOW TO EXPAND THEIR HORIZONS AND REALIZE THAT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANART WON'T ALWAYS BE THE SUBJECT MATTER. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU SELF PROCLAIMED 'ARTISTS' THAT LINGER AROUND HERE AND CRY WHEN YOU NEED TO DRAW SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DRAWING. IT'S CALLED "TRYING". DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A NICE BIG TIP WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES UP REAL NICE AT FARM FRESH, AND I'LL BE SURE TO HUMOR YOUR SMALLTALK ABOUT MAKING IT BIG SOME DAY. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, ALL OF YOU. THE MORE I LOOK AT YOU, THE MORE THE VOMIT RISES IN MY THROAT AND I CAN ONLY CHOKE IT BACK FOR SO LONG.

Boy, I'm starving! I think I'll get some leftovers. SEE YOU FAGS IN THE FUNNYPAGES LOL

ART CONTEST!

Quick concept - most of you know Tom just got married. YOU BETTER KNOW. He's mega happy right now, so we thought it'd be a good idea to rally you artistic types together to draw Mr. Fulp on his honeymoon!

Since Tom is very special to us (me especially :3), give a little bit of YOU KNOW, 'EFFORT', THIS TIME. DON'T MAKE ME BRING UP THE VENDING MACHINE DISASTER, OR '4/19' AS WE CALL IT HERE SINCE IT CLOSELY RIVALS THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR OF 9/11. THANKS IN ADVANCE DO NOT FAIL US WE BELIEVE IN YOU GO GO GO GOGOGO

( > ..)>

At 5/13/07 10:43 PM, MC25 wrote: just because i write a lot of a poems doesn't make me emo right? honest opinions! NOW!!!!!!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL SORT OF PERSON TO FAIL AT LIFE, THEN GO OUT OF HIS WAY TO FAIL ON THE INTERNET AS WELL GET OUT OF MY SIGHT THANKS IN ADVANCE

At 5/13/07 11:20 PM, dablackpantha2007 wrote: Bringin me down, callin me a n*****. I've come to this site for us to rise. I know there are other black people on this site. lets rise up for battle!

IN YOUR QUEST FOR GLORY TRY TO LOCATE A SENSE OF HUMOR AS WELL THIS IS STAMPER OVER AND OUT

PS DIE

HAHA OH, I GET IT, THAT'S HILARIOUS

THAT WAS SARCASM PLEASE GET DEATH

THANKS FOR THE TIP, FAGWAD

DIE IN A CAR FIRE AND STOP FAILING FOR STARTERS

At 5/13/07 03:00 PM, KipptheCool wrote: I remember about a month ago I asked for a link to the scene of The Hitcher where Jim gets split by the truck. I finally found it. To the curious people who want to know what happens and have not seen the movie yet,

Here it is.

In the original movie the roles were totally reversed and the guy was in truck, bitch was chained up in back, and Rutger Hauer was the psycho. On that note, movie remakes are LAME.

I need you to READ THE RULES, DICKFUCKER

At 5/10/07 03:16 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 5/10/07 03:14 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 5/10/07 02:44 PM, blankShot wrote: Hey, i just realised that is impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant lie about you're party tricks!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet you can spin bowling bowls on your finger

Christ, I've just walked into a trap :/ he's been waiting for somebody to point it out

Yes dude, he CAN. I'VE SEEN IT. 12 POUND BALL, INDEX FINGER. Although...one time his finger slipped into a hole and dislocated a joint. Real ugly scene, but cool up to that part.

I...see nothing. But cat pictures.

At 5/9/07 05:17 PM, phileeguy wrote: Congrats to the winners. But you know what's wrong with it? I'm not on it. Not that I should've been, not when there were so many entries that looked better than mine. I've also got to work on my ideas and pander to the crowd. I think I would've had a better chance if I threw in something sexual or a gun into my picture. Half of those who won something had one of those two, and one had both.

Congrats again. See you next contest (if there is one) and hopefully my entry will be more polished than my last, and funnier too.

Yeah, you were in the finals out of my 10 picks...so was ConAir. We have to comprimise near the end, in case Tom has winners he'd like to see, and so forth. It's a real unorganized cluster fuck, but you guys had good submissions.

At 5/8/07 06:48 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 5/8/07 06:35 PM, Puppet-Lord wrote: I Thought The Whole Idea For This Topic Was To NOT Draw Salad Fingers... Breaking The Rules Is Fun :D

oops sorry

Alien hominid having a good belly laugh

more like a belly WACK lolol

At 5/8/07 07:32 PM, Luis wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:28 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

(for the record this is the hardest contest ever to judge thanks)

complaino

SUCK MY COCK, LUIS CASTAWAY hahaahahha

At 5/8/07 07:42 PM, darthnebula wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

OMFG...this means...my wife was right...Tom DOES love Hentai as much as I do *SNiff*

I love hentai more than both of you. COMBINED. TIMES 14.

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

(for the record this is the hardest contest ever to judge thanks)