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Weed? These kids need to upgrade to heroin, they got no idea what they're missing.

At 1/18/05 08:15 PM, StarF68 wrote: WHO FUCKING CARES!?

Second.

At 4/14/05 10:16 PM, pieoncar wrote: So who's planning on smuggling Ozcar over the border?

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

At 4/28/05 04:22 PM, Tim wrote: Short version
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Load Balancer is up and running. Some people may have to wait a few hours for dns to update completely, although this should be < 10% of users.

Long Version
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Mmmm...

God I fucking love it when Tim gets all technical. Makes me all hot and shit.

I like both - you people need to open your minds. Tupac, Nas, Bone Thugs - these cats are poets, which most of you can't see because of your one-track thinking processes. Granted - for the most part, today's 'rap' music is trash. But why do I have to pick? It's give and take. I've heard plenty of rappers who express themselves and tell stories in ways that some of the top metal bands never could - and vice-versa. I can be down with DMX and love metal at the same time - some of you fools need to expand and stop acting like faggot douchebags, especially when you have no idea what you're talking about.

It's all in the lifestyle, urban shit isn't for a lot of people...especially on NG, where for the most part, everyone is a gothic poser (with a wardrobe primarily consisting of black Wal-Mart brand clothing with red tribal dragons all over it), who fills every residual afternoon with the same Arch Enemy album, Halo 2 with one of their slightly less hardcore friends, all while holding intentions of hanging out in the McDonald's parking lot a bit later on to chill for a few hours and smoke Marlboro Lights with a group of shaggy haired faggots in Slipknot beanies, return home, make a few NG BBS posts about how cool weed is while they suck up to every female NG user, and finally go to sleep after their parents throw a shitfest. FAIL.

So yeah, It's all music, it should all be mutually respected, as all things should.

Country sucks cock, though.

At 4/23/05 03:25 AM, RiftMaster wrote:

At 4/23/05 02:41 AM, Stamper wrote: FUCK YOU RIFT IT'S ON THE WAY SO STOP COMPLAINING

Besides you're getting more out of the deal than me. :( That company sucks fat dick.

HAH! the jester himself cant take a joke? Chill bro I'm just making light of the situation :) calm down :)

I'm just pissed cause they haven't paid me yet.

FUCK YOU RIFT IT'S ON THE WAY SO STOP COMPLAINING

Besides you're getting more out of the deal than me. :( That company sucks fat dick.

At 4/20/05 12:37 PM, Vagiclean wrote: levelling up? I mean I'm only recently a lvl 10 and it's spirit crushing to see the next leap to a level. SO to those who are high level where do you get the patience to keep on depositing?

<=== :(

At 4/4/05 05:51 AM, d77bfd wrote: I reckon Segal.

Dude they both fucking RULE.

NOW...pick the worst actor out of the following list:

Ben Affleck, that dude who played Daredevil, that faggot who's always on Matt Damon's cock, that one guy who married Jennifer Lopez at one point, the main character in Paycheck, or...that one guy who starred alongside Matt Damon as an angel in Dogma? Sorry, I forget names easy.

At 4/17/05 05:29 PM, KorteX wrote: Challenge the other company to a game of dodgeball.

Haha, yes.

FINE TOM, TOSS IT AROUND. LET HIM LEVEL YOUR BUILDING AND YOUR DREAMS.

At 4/13/05 04:14 PM, TomFulp wrote: Getting an office will be a real coming-of-age moment for Newgrounds. I might actually be able to get some sort of a team to come to work every day, who knows. I'm trying not to get my hopes up; chances are it will just be a big empty room with me on a computer, ala that movie Simone with Al Pacino. I'm really hoping I'll have a team, though. It's just so hard to get people to come work in your basement. No one takes you seriously.

I LOVE YOUR BASEMENT YOU FAGGOT AND I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CHARLIE ON THE BOARD BUT YOU KNOW ME AND MY LIFE AND MY SCHEDULE AND I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN SO MUCH

I'M NOT A MODEL EMPLOYEE, BUT, I MEAN, WHO IS NOWADAYS

oh yeah, liljim

... :(

...and tim. and wade FUCK

thats case sje sj

THATS CAUSE SEH SHE HAS A VAGHINA AND I HAVE AND I DON'T

I'M DRUNKA AHHAHA fuckin keeyuboards arew hard to uuse

At 3/26/05 02:09 PM, luminousnerd wrote: Hey guys, I am doing a Flash to ask out a girl and I want it to be perfect, so if you have any feedback for it, ideas on things to add, it's almost done now for those of you who have been following my progress in the forums since yesterday.

The Flash is here.

http://whywaitwebs.net/upload/katie.html

WOW.

At 3/26/05 07:54 AM, Regis_Cartoons wrote: Here's my try. Happy Easter, Newgrounds ! :P

Neat, dude.

At 3/24/05 11:27 PM, Randy-Solem wrote: Soon! I'm 10 min. away and always telling Tom I'm gonna meet up somewhere soon. Perhaps we can do tea and strumpets on South Street this Weekend?

Word, we can get smashed, then smash eachother. In the face.

At 3/6/05 03:55 PM, -Dez- wrote: yeah, from 1 to 10

10-9 = AWESOME
8-7 = well, theses ayes are AMASING
6-5 = haha, AVERAGE
4-3 = POOR, brown eyes aren't that great
2-1 = LOUSY, you should put colored contacts
0 = Hahahah you look like a MONKEY with thoses ugly eyes

Ahaha I'm waiting for your submissions

Dez. Newgrounds isn't the place for this. Please feel free (at your earliest convenience, of course) to take this middle-school conversation piece back to your lunch table so you can gossip with your equally vacuous friends. Now, aside from these countless other 14 year old dickhammers that swarm your digital pussy with never ending erections, false hopes, and lip service - I happen to be one of the small minority who can pass all of your bullshit off as the nonsensical verbal diarrhea it truly is...clearly and shamelessly demonstrated by you, personally, countless times in the past.

That's all for now, please consider my request. Also, if you get a few spare moments, step outside of yourself and take a long, hard look at the person you've become. A few moments of deep, personal reflection - as well as a long, and honest look into the future, and all that you hope to accomplish. True potential lies within - I have ultimate faith in you, although you're currently a douchebag.

Thank you for your time, and consideration.

-William Stamper

P.S. SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE OR CASUALLY PERSUADE SOMEONE TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

At 3/24/05 09:14 PM, Stamper wrote: When are you gonna come kick it with us, Solem? You're in Jersey for fuck's sake.

I MEAN SUCK MY COCK SOLEM

THEN COME VISIT YOU COCKSUCKER

When are you gonna come kick it with us, Solem? You're in Jersey for fuck's sake.

At 3/24/05 07:12 PM, DanMalo wrote:

At 3/24/05 07:10 PM, pieoncar wrote: Do your parents know what you're doing for work?

Being a graphic design guy is fine, but it would be awkward for me to tell my mother I was designing ads for phone sex.

All they know is that I do graphics. I mean, I love to design... doesn't really matter what its for. But, soon, hopefully... I won't have to do ADULT stuff anymore. I wanna do stuff more "commercial".

At least this gives great experience. ...which leads to more $$$

MALO I'M ASHAMED OF YOU. A TRUE DESIGNER DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MONEY.

I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE.

At 3/24/05 07:02 PM, Vlux wrote: Was he bullied in any way? I mean, some of the things he wrote on his website are pretty deep. He can't be born depressed, it happens along the way.

Deep. Same thinking patterns everyone goes through, before they wake up and realize that life is a bit more complex than they make it out to be. This 'shades of gray' thinking pattern that kids wrap themselves in today gets real old, real quick - especially when it's transparent as fuck to anybody with eyes.

At 3/23/05 11:42 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote:

At 3/23/05 11:40 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 3/23/05 04:42 PM, Tremour wrote: Excuse me whilst I go listen to Linken park, and write angry letters to the president.

By the way, nice profile picture you fucking emo douche.

It's sarcasm.

...so was mine.

At 3/21/05 05:51 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: I once dreamt that I was the NG BBS. Beat that!

I too once had a dream that I was a worthless pile of shit with no purpose other than to harvest faggots and attract children, as well.

At 3/23/05 04:42 PM, Tremour wrote: Excuse me whilst I go listen to Linken park, and write angry letters to the president.

By the way, nice profile picture you fucking emo douche.

At 3/23/05 11:30 PM, -Moloko- wrote:

At 3/23/05 11:23 PM, Stamper wrote: Any thoughts as to why NG would be responsible, please post them here so as I may shoot you down and make you look stupid.

I'm scurred. :(

YOU SHOULD BE SLUT

I MEAN BABYCAKES

I MEAN MOLOKO

FUCK

At 3/23/05 06:45 PM, Psyco_Crusher wrote: I just finished watching Target Practice (one of Regret's flashes), and I must say its really simmilar to what he did. This might bring a shit storm over to NG.

NG has nothing to do with it. Any suggestion or argument that NG influenced any part of his behavior would be asinine and unsubstantiated, sure to waste considerable amounts of time and money.

Any thoughts as to why NG would be responsible, please post them here so as I may shoot you down and make you look stupid.

At 1/21/05 12:39 PM, ArcticEntertainment wrote: Tahnok is a faggot.

I second your thoughts on the matter.

Buttery hands, nigga...

I love how this topic spans over 4 years.

...99% of you douchebags don't even know who Sommy is.

At 3/13/05 03:16 AM, japanimegurl_23 wrote: lol, I decided i should tri 2 do mi own ask the person thingy. lol, so here it is. here are the basik questions i know i'll get first, so I'll answer them now, lol :D . . .

SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE THANKS BUNCHES