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At 10/22/09 07:55 PM, Slyfoxx wrote:

At 10/22/09 01:33 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 8/5/09 12:49 PM, BizarroJoe wrote: I bet your handwriting is really beautiful, too.
...
I've had better days...

Lum? YUM!

heheheheheokay

OMG! i cant believe someone official from newgrounds commented on this forum! (squee) But um what exactly does "Lum? Yum!" Mean?well knowing stamper, i maybe should not ask...

well there's sweet art in here, not that i'm a judge

and i figured it was a drawing of v Lum v

A memorial page is a great idea, actually. Something like this, right:

Username > Heroin
Username > Suicide
Username > Suicide
Username > Gunned Down by Cops
Username > Suicide
Username > Shot up School, then Suicide
Username > Shot up School, then Gunned Down by Cops
Username > Suicide

At 8/5/09 12:49 PM, BizarroJoe wrote: I bet your handwriting is really beautiful, too.
...
I've had better days...

Lum? YUM!

heheheheheokay

At 10/9/09 01:49 PM, Stamper wrote: earbuds really start hurting my ears after a couple minutes.

oh sorry i didn't add anything important JUST SAYING THEY MAKE MY EARS SORE, UM CARRY ON BYE

earbuds really start hurting my ears after a couple minutes.

At 10/8/09 04:38 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 10/8/09 04:04 PM, RYNOL wrote: And then you bring us some awesome stories.

The best part of this story is Stallone saying it.

^ what he said ^

At 10/7/09 11:56 PM, Fancyman wrote: I kind of want to do something for this, but I know that by the time I'm halfway done, damn sucho is gonna make the winning submission and ruin another art contest for everybody...

Seriously, he has 4 pictures in the span of 2 NG calendars...fuckin rigged.

You ain't gonna believe this, but you used to fit right here. [taps on the inside of his hand] I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kids gonna be the best kid in the world. This kids gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilege. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Its a very mean and nasty place - and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. Its about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!

I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life.

Don't forget to visit your mother.

At 10/7/09 03:39 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/7/09 03:38 AM, Stamper wrote: Stamper

Oh yeah, and Stamper. I hate Stamper

Oh, and Leidolfr, that dude a Leidolfaggot for sure, a real Leidouchebag ya DIG

Stamper

At 8/13/09 10:36 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 8/13/09 10:33 PM, Stamper wrote: lol my peepee is shareware

Definitions of shareware on the Web:
software that is available free of charge; may be distributed for evaluation with a fee requested for additional features or a manual etc.

So, uh, do we have to pay for cum shots?

yeah you have to download a serial for my balls WHAT klsjfga,;ga

lol my peepee is shareware

At 8/13/09 09:18 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Either Nathan's or Sabbrett, both brands taste great

See yeah I hear a ton of great shit about Sabrett but I think they only sell wrapped packs in New York, as I've yet to see any around here. I know street vendors and Sabrett go hand in hand, and they're supposedly really good...maybe I can find some around here.

At 8/13/09 08:36 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Hot dogs are horrible. They taste worse than rotton swiss cheese.

YOUR FATHER'S PUSSY TASTES LIKE YOUR DAD'S DICK

At 8/13/09 08:26 PM, Skwurll wrote: FARM

GO MEAT!

At 8/13/09 08:12 PM, 1337leader wrote: Hillshire Farm because their commercial is fucking epic.

WHEN I SAY HILLSHIRE YOU SAY FARM, HILLSHIRE

maaaaan! X3!

At 8/13/09 07:14 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Let me ask you a question about your banner, what is the name of that burger or company? I've been dying to know.

http://krystalist.com/images/krystal-foo d-pictures/double-ba-burger.jpg

At 8/13/09 07:09 PM, mothballs wrote: I'm not a big fan of hot dogs at all. But I'm sure frozen ones would be very useful as a womens' sex tool.

Sure man, I know a ton of broads who love to unwind after a hard day at work by shoving skinny, salty icecubes all up in their slash HEY ARE YOU DONE CAUSE I AM

WITH YOU

At 8/13/09 06:48 PM, citricsquid wrote: Do you have onions on your hot dogs, Stamper? I've never had a proper hotdog in my life, besides shitty ones you can cook at home.

Yeah sure I'll use onions if I have them lying around but hotdogs are good with just mayo and cheese and like ketchup and mustard and shit too.

At 8/11/09 02:38 AM, ethliam wrote: Spongebob is fucking gay I saw a bit of it yesterday also i'm gay and a huge gay homo that likes being gay with dudes

SpongeBob is one of the best shows to hit TV in decades. I catch it every time it's on.

At 8/13/09 06:36 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Hebrew National makes awesome dogs.

But if you can find Boars Head Hot Dogs you're in for a mouth orgy. Nothing beats boars head.

I've had Hebrew National dogs before, I actually didn't like em much at all. They were real...emaciated and sharp. Like potent sharp, I mean...kinda bites back. Kinda gritty and gamey almost. Like uh...you know how you can buy orange juice concentrate, I feel like HN dogs are like, hotdog concentrate.

But yea, I've heard a lot of good shit about Boars Head, we might carry them so I'll look out for them next time and prolly try those next.

At 8/13/09 06:19 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: why the hell Stamper cares is beyond me. this is obviously a cock joke.
but I like oscar meyer.

No, it was a question about hot dogs. Relating dicks to hot dogs is a pretty lame cock joke attempt...gimme a little more credit next time. IN OTHER WORDS, WE'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT FOOD HERE, DUMBSHIT, NOT HURR HURR DICKS HURR HURRRRRR

At 8/13/09 05:37 PM, therealanimator wrote: armor hot dogs mmm tasty...

Do Armour hot dogs even exist anymore?

At 8/13/09 05:37 PM, Strategize wrote: Goin shoppin' stamper?

Get some schneiders. They're the best.

Not sure if they have em in U.S. though.

They might not be...tobi0 says they are though, so I'll check and see.

At 8/13/09 05:29 PM, Agnry wrote: Ball park franks man!

Have you tried the new angus ones? Those are pretty good!

At 8/13/09 05:30 PM, Zack wrote: Nathans, without a shadow of a doubt it's the only good brand i've ever had, this is coming from someone who hates hotdogs.

And yeah, Nathan's dogs are probably my favorite, they're really good - but this isn't about me!

What's your favorite hot dog brand? Or the best brand, in your opinion, that you can buy at a common grocery store?

Eagerly awaiting your responses...

I BET HE SHOOTS WEBS OUT OF HIS NAKED DICK

SHOOTS WEBS ON GIRLS, THAT IS *WINK*

At 5/27/09 01:32 AM, Jdisasoldier wrote:

At 5/27/09 01:25 AM, Stamper wrote: You open up 5-10 flash games at a time? Negro what you NEED to open up is the damn classifieds and load up a JOB OR A LIFE

From a guy with more than 2,000 forum posts and probably not as many degrees as me. Hm. Touché, you got me.

Aw don't get all mad and defensive, I was just fucking around with you. Keep us updated on that Public Relations thing, that sounds like an awesome degree that not just anybody can get.

At 5/27/09 01:02 AM, Jdisasoldier wrote: I personally hate the new layout. I usually open 5-10 games and Flash movies at one time in tabs, and with this new damn autoloading crap, I have them all trying to play at once.

You open up 5-10 flash games at a time? Negro what you NEED to open up is the damn classifieds and load up a JOB OR A LIFE

I'm hammering through this as fast as I can and it'll be out soon.

Now feel free to continue the usual drama and pointless bitching like the cranky, arm-folding faggots you are. I think it had something to do with NG going downhill or something something, your useless opinions go here as if anyone cares TIP - NOBODY CARES, KILL YOURSELVES

He's an artist and drew a human? Most likely from a human model?

THE BIBLE IS FICTION PEOPLE PLEASE UNDERSTAND