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Stop bitching and moaning at eachother. April is neither shallow nor the ignorant sort of person who sees a tasteless picture, flips out, then goes out of her way to ruin everyone's night. Give her (AND TOM) some credit already. April kinda walks a line somewhere inbetween classy and radical - she's more like one of the guys. HOW-EV-ER, this doesn't give everyone a FREE PASS TO MS PAINT BUKKAKE SCENES. Edgy humor is fine, but try to...you know, DO SOMETHING CLEVER WITH IT IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE SAID EDGY, OR AT LEAST PRESENT IT IN A SEMI-APPEALING MANNER. A POORLY DRAWN DICK IN THE PEACH HAS IT'S HUMOR LIMITS (SOMEWHERE AROUND NONE), AND BEING 13 YEARS OLD ISN'T A VALID EXCUSE FOR A POOR IDEA OR GROUND ZERO FAILURE. Treat it like it was any other contest and RELAX, YOU DOUCHERS. (...but realize that every submission this time around will be appreciated far more cause it's all, you know, "touching & personal" and stuff...so...give that some thought.)

Anyway, conclusion - try to gauge it like...on Tom's level. If you think Tom would like it or find it funny, April most likely will too. April in a nutshell (that would be cute huh, April in a nutshell hehe): good sense of humor / very easygoing / logical / boobs / intelligent / down to earth / all other related fine qualities. Also between us, she has a NICE butt maaan. SLAMMIN booty. I cannot stress this enough. NICE.

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...DUUUDE we're talking MEGA nice man you have no idea it's like...okay man I can't even explain it it's like THE butt you know? The butt to end all butts? You know what I'm saying? Dude she's like Ms. Butt 2006, 7, 8, and 9. She needs a little butt shaped crown with little butt shaped diamonds all over it and a 48kt butt shaped sapphire (or an assphire as I call it...as of right now) for being like, QUEEN BUNS of PLUMP CITY you know? JEANS JUST PAINTED ON, PAINTED. PLACKOW! I've looked like twice...maybe 3 times or so...but you know, I'm a guy, it's in my genes to scope buns out. I mean, I didn't really LOOK I kinda, GLANCED, outta respect for Tom and stuff...I mean, there's 'glancing' then 'undressing with your eyes' and THATS WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE, I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT APRIL AND TOM, EVER. Like the first time I was walking behind her I was like, wow, I've never seen her from the back before, check out that sinful figure...then that butt hit me like a ton of buttcheeks...so I, you know, checked back up on it like every now and again to make sure...like, it didn't fall off or something - BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN IT check it out fellas, like, the but leads into like perfect legs, you know how like girls have like a decent butt then it goes into some nasty legs or something NO, WRONG, INCORRECT see with April, it's like...BUTT...then it's like NICE THIGHS, right...NOT TOO BIG, or like NOT TOO SKINNY, then into like some lower legs that aren't too tall and or wide...right then it goes down into cute little April feet DUDE you know how some girls got like big nasty feet or like...NO, WRONG, April (or Aprilcot as I'll call just this one time) is like poetry in motion from the waist down DUDE EVEN UP, like if you start at the waist, and go either direction, like up or down, like you're in for some treats let me tell you SOME DELICIOUS TREATS BOYEEE man she has it, in SPADES. AND HEARTS. LIP SMACKING. But seriously folks, in closure...I'd...TOTALLY get hard right now if my conscious wasn't stopping me. It puts a hard filter on specific people to prevent any naughty thoughts and intentions. I will, however, take this opportunity to compliment April (AS A FRIEND :3) on her lovely merchandise and congratulate Tom on that delicious female buffet he got exclusive access to DUDE if April was a buffet I'd get my tongs out and start looking around at the different stuff all quietly, you know like standing there darting my eyes around, trying to figure out what I wanted first, all sweaty and smiling, mouth all watering and STAMPER SHE'S MARRIED NO NO NO NONONONO

At 5/15/07 03:51 PM, MadFLeX wrote: will stamper is like a glorious bag of dicks all rolled up into one special muscle. i would also like to add that i thoroughly enjoy the work of johnnyutah. it's nice to be back. that is all for now.

And it's good to have you back, nig.

At 5/15/07 07:12 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: PS. AUSSIE MEETUP* IN SYDNEY SOMETIME SOON.

Sometime before Shrapnel leaves for Canada. :(

*Only for cool people.

...me...come pls?

At 5/15/07 07:01 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 5/15/07 06:20 AM, Stamper wrote: GET LOST IN THE JUNGLE LIKE THAT MOVIE JUMANJI EXCEPT DIE THERE AND DON'T COME BACK.

What if he rolls a six or an eight.....

Then he'll come back with a GAY ASS BEARD and be like..."which one of you Fagwads rolled a 6 or an 8?" Then he'll try to tattle on me in a sideways manner then probably go suck his boyfriends dick because i mean after all he is a gaywad and also a fag heheahahahkl

Hi Stomer.

At 5/13/07 11:52 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: I keep seeing this guy named Stamper post. He is incredibly rude and talks in an annoying all caps. He calls people names such as Fagwad and gets away with it. It is people like him that ruin your experience on the internet. I do hope a kind mod will come along and punish him for his bad behavior.

I think you lost your edge when you repeated the word "fagwad" in a casual, almost concerned manner. Something about that was hilarious...probably because you capitalized it, as if it was a proper name.

But, I digress. KISS THE FATTEST, BLACKEST PART OF MY WITHERED ASSHOLE, NOODLEBITCH. YOU'RE IN MY COUNTRY NOW, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE, TAKE YOUR FAT ASS BACK TO AFRICA AND GET LOST IN THE JUNGLE LIKE THAT MOVIE JUMANJI EXCEPT DIE THERE AND DON'T COME BACK.

ADDITIONALLY FUCK YOU

At 5/14/07 03:12 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote: I've got a serious feeling that Stamper hates me, I don't think Johnny does though.

I don't hate anyone on NG. NG is like, my family. We argue, but we love eachother, right? :3 Now stop crying, waddle over here, and JAM YOUR DICK IN MY THROAT WHAT

At 5/14/07 03:03 PM, Metalix wrote: I can see Stamper getting de-admined.

HAHAHA DREAM ON, DICKJACKER - I'M HERE FOR GOOD AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW TASTE THE SALTY SIN OF MY DICK AND FUCK OFF

SINCE SOME PEOPLE ARE ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING A REFERENCE IMAGE :3

At 5/14/07 02:07 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote:

At 5/14/07 02:05 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: ..it was kinda our fault for picking such a bizarre topic. and we should have known not all the users would be thrilled with drawing a vending machine.

I actually loved the vending machine idea! But Stamper was getting way too angry by the end of the whole thing. I was pretty scared :|

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAILURES AND I HATE YOU. THE LAST CONTEST WAS A COMPLETE DISASTER AND I'M PLACING THE BLAME IN YOUR SOFT, BABY-PINK HANDS, DEARY. AND UTAH SHUT YOUR FACE, THE CONCEPT WAS FINE, THESE FAGGOTS BETTER LEARN HOW TO EXPAND THEIR HORIZONS AND REALIZE THAT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANART WON'T ALWAYS BE THE SUBJECT MATTER. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU SELF PROCLAIMED 'ARTISTS' THAT LINGER AROUND HERE AND CRY WHEN YOU NEED TO DRAW SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DRAWING. IT'S CALLED "TRYING". DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL A NICE BIG TIP WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES UP REAL NICE AT FARM FRESH, AND I'LL BE SURE TO HUMOR YOUR SMALLTALK ABOUT MAKING IT BIG SOME DAY. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, ALL OF YOU. THE MORE I LOOK AT YOU, THE MORE THE VOMIT RISES IN MY THROAT AND I CAN ONLY CHOKE IT BACK FOR SO LONG.

Boy, I'm starving! I think I'll get some leftovers. SEE YOU FAGS IN THE FUNNYPAGES LOL

ART CONTEST!

Quick concept - most of you know Tom just got married. YOU BETTER KNOW. He's mega happy right now, so we thought it'd be a good idea to rally you artistic types together to draw Mr. Fulp on his honeymoon!

Since Tom is very special to us (me especially :3), give a little bit of YOU KNOW, 'EFFORT', THIS TIME. DON'T MAKE ME BRING UP THE VENDING MACHINE DISASTER, OR '4/19' AS WE CALL IT HERE SINCE IT CLOSELY RIVALS THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR OF 9/11. THANKS IN ADVANCE DO NOT FAIL US WE BELIEVE IN YOU GO GO GO GOGOGO

( > ..)>

At 5/13/07 10:43 PM, MC25 wrote: just because i write a lot of a poems doesn't make me emo right? honest opinions! NOW!!!!!!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL SORT OF PERSON TO FAIL AT LIFE, THEN GO OUT OF HIS WAY TO FAIL ON THE INTERNET AS WELL GET OUT OF MY SIGHT THANKS IN ADVANCE

At 5/13/07 11:20 PM, dablackpantha2007 wrote: Bringin me down, callin me a n*****. I've come to this site for us to rise. I know there are other black people on this site. lets rise up for battle!

IN YOUR QUEST FOR GLORY TRY TO LOCATE A SENSE OF HUMOR AS WELL THIS IS STAMPER OVER AND OUT

PS DIE

HAHA OH, I GET IT, THAT'S HILARIOUS

THAT WAS SARCASM PLEASE GET DEATH

THANKS FOR THE TIP, FAGWAD

DIE IN A CAR FIRE AND STOP FAILING FOR STARTERS

At 5/13/07 03:00 PM, KipptheCool wrote: I remember about a month ago I asked for a link to the scene of The Hitcher where Jim gets split by the truck. I finally found it. To the curious people who want to know what happens and have not seen the movie yet,

Here it is.

In the original movie the roles were totally reversed and the guy was in truck, bitch was chained up in back, and Rutger Hauer was the psycho. On that note, movie remakes are LAME.

I need you to READ THE RULES, DICKFUCKER

At 5/10/07 03:16 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 5/10/07 03:14 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 5/10/07 02:44 PM, blankShot wrote: Hey, i just realised that is impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant lie about you're party tricks!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet you can spin bowling bowls on your finger

Christ, I've just walked into a trap :/ he's been waiting for somebody to point it out

Yes dude, he CAN. I'VE SEEN IT. 12 POUND BALL, INDEX FINGER. Although...one time his finger slipped into a hole and dislocated a joint. Real ugly scene, but cool up to that part.

I...see nothing. But cat pictures.

At 5/9/07 05:17 PM, phileeguy wrote: Congrats to the winners. But you know what's wrong with it? I'm not on it. Not that I should've been, not when there were so many entries that looked better than mine. I've also got to work on my ideas and pander to the crowd. I think I would've had a better chance if I threw in something sexual or a gun into my picture. Half of those who won something had one of those two, and one had both.

Congrats again. See you next contest (if there is one) and hopefully my entry will be more polished than my last, and funnier too.

Yeah, you were in the finals out of my 10 picks...so was ConAir. We have to comprimise near the end, in case Tom has winners he'd like to see, and so forth. It's a real unorganized cluster fuck, but you guys had good submissions.

At 5/8/07 06:48 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 5/8/07 06:35 PM, Puppet-Lord wrote: I Thought The Whole Idea For This Topic Was To NOT Draw Salad Fingers... Breaking The Rules Is Fun :D

oops sorry

Alien hominid having a good belly laugh

more like a belly WACK lolol

At 5/8/07 07:32 PM, Luis wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:28 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

(for the record this is the hardest contest ever to judge thanks)

complaino

SUCK MY COCK, LUIS CASTAWAY hahaahahha

At 5/8/07 07:42 PM, darthnebula wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

OMFG...this means...my wife was right...Tom DOES love Hentai as much as I do *SNiff*

I love hentai more than both of you. COMBINED. TIMES 14.

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

(for the record this is the hardest contest ever to judge thanks)

I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

At 5/8/07 05:51 PM, NEOEvgenii wrote:

At 5/8/07 05:31 PM, Stamper wrote:
YOU ARE VERY WRONG IN EVERY SENSE

And the ideas were more creative the last time round? Or better yet the time before that with the serpent porn?

Those two times it was chosen on the technical quality and the best won.

This time it was on the overall concept and while they look a lil cruddy, at least most of them are original ideas.

"Eat like an american" seriously did make me laugh also.

Yeah, they were based on technical skill. They were art contests. THIS TIME, we tried something different - as Johnny stated:

"Also, we are really, really going to be focusing on the creativity this round. If you got a great idea thats executed merely so-so it could beat out an amazing drawing based on a so-so idea. make sense? We know a lot of you may be hesitant to join in the contests thinking you won't win - even if you got that great idea, so here's your chance.

THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FLOOD THE THREAD WITH SHITTY HALF ASSED DRAWINGS."

Being art contests, it wouldn't have been fair for the previous contests to go something like:

"ART CONTEST, DRAW _________!"

...then the best looking ones losing to ones that made us laugh.

At 5/8/07 04:17 PM, NEOEvgenii wrote: Hey Stamper how abouy you give the money to WPS then, who actually made something interesting and funny.

OR MAYBE LETS NOT I MEAN LETS GO FOR THE ONES CLOSEST TO INTERNET MEMES.

ITS A PRETTY DAMM SHAME NO INTERNET JOKES WERE SUBMITTED THIS TIME LIKE LAST TIME WITH TUB GIRL HUH, I MEAN THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY. I WAS LAUGHING ALL NIGHT AT THAT ON.

BUT WAIT I SAW FIVE PENIS VENDING MACHINES THEY SHOULD DO.

I hope NEXT TIME EVERYONE CAN THINK UP SOMETHING CREATIVE FOR THE COMPETITION
LIKE SHOOP DA WOOOP THEME OR MAYBE GOATSE LOL LOL.

OH SARCASM I GET IT THAT'S PRETTY HILARIOUS ACTUALLY

DIE IN A CAR FIRE, DICKJACKER

YOU ARE VERY WRONG IN EVERY SENSE SO YOU CAN CRAM IT WITH WALNUTS, BUDDY

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote: wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

YEAH NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE BUT THIS THREAD WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE. FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE, AND PICKING WINNERS IS GOING TO BE A SERIOUS BURDEN. IF I WANTED TO DIG THROUGH A DUMPSTER I'D WALK OUTSIDE AND DO JUST THAT, BUT I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE. IF I WAS RYU/KEN/AKUMA I WOULD HADOKEN THE FUCK OUT OF 80% OF YOU FOR FAILING SO HARD. QUIT FAILING SO HARD. THIS CONTEST WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY SIMPLE. WE THOUGHT IT WAS FAILURE PROOF. WE THOUGHT BY GIVING THE NON-ARTISTIC TYPES A CHANCE TO WIN BY IDEAS ALONE WAS A SWELL IDEA BUT EVEN YOU GUYS FUCKED UP SOMEHOW. IN THE FUTURE WE'LL TRY NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THE OVERALL STUPIDITY OF THE MEMBERBASE AND DO SOMETHING FAR SIMPLER, YOU UNCREATIVE FUCKJOB ASSHOLES. THANKS FOR RUINING MY MONTH. YES, ALL OF YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY MADE ME WANT TO HANG MYSELF NUMEROUS TIMES OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS. THANKS FOR THAT.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME. I FULLY EXPECT THIS SORT OF MEGA-FAILURE FROM BLACK PEOPLE, BUT NOT MY OWN FAMILY. I HOPE YOU ALL GET LOTS OF PAINFUL CANCER AND SLOWLY DETERIORATE OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS.

At 12/16/04 02:43 AM, KagomeHigurashi wrote: I was thinking this could be a place for the people around Newgrounds who are interested in voice acting, whether for Flash, anime, etc..and also a good place for people to find others when they need a voice actor/actress for an animation.

Feel free to delete this if there's already a VA club..but I didn't see one in the search.

Anchorage huh?

I used to live there. Went to Trojan. Moved to Wasilla after that. SMALL WORLD!

At 5/2/07 04:27 PM, fungamesss5 wrote: Ya know the Ps3 has been out for a while now and i think the system is very dissapointing in my opinion. If u think differently fight bak to my comments!!!!

FIGHTING