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At 11/16/14 12:11 AM, SentForMe wrote: "Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds"

The Big Man Buddha himself.

"Remembering the melancholy of human existence, even ghosts stray from the path of righteousness."

I've been eating Doritos before it was cool.

Some years ago, I beat a little indie PC game called "I Wanna Be The Guy". It was a pretty tough game for me at the time, and beating it was quite the accomplishment... but then there came thefangames. Over a thousand of them created in a span of six years, many of which are some of the hardest platforming experiences in the history of gaming and far tougher than the original they were based on.

At first I thought "I Wanna Be The Boshy" would've been my toughest achievement, but then there came along "I Wanna See The Sunrise", followed by "I Wanna Get Cultured", and then "I Wanna Be The Permanence 2", all leading up to my current hardest game beaten: "I Wanna Be The Crimson"

But there are far tougher ones still out there, and I'm in the midst of completing one of the greats: "I Wanna Kill the Kamilia 2".

Hopped up on caffeine.
Hatsune Miku ringing.
Time for a swell night

At 11/6/14 08:21 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote: Seventh Element- Octavia's Descent

Kinda of a rough bit of cello at the start nearly turned me off, but having more instruments pop in over time gave it a good, nearly exotic and heady rhythm, like desperately running through the back alleys of Damascus. A pleasant surprise for the ears. 8/10

Ao no Kiseki - The Azure Arbitrator

At 11/6/14 03:19 PM, TheDisharmony wrote: Do you think elephants will conquer the world?

Nope: too much junk in the trunk will make ocean crossings possible.

If being a virgin for thirty years makes you a wizard, does that mean Alan Moore went without sex for that long?

What a funny thing for me to run into, since I just got done watching a review of Destroy All Monsters. Guess that's my way of celebrating? Oh, and neat tidbit: classic Godzilla films often had a higher focus on humans than monsters, such as with VS. Monster Zero, where the monsters only duked it out for, like, less than 15 minutes out of nearly two hours of running time. So even less reason to gripe about 2014 Godzilla: it was merely keeping in spirit with the original Japanese style.

Right, this might be a mistake,
But to de-rust, it's a chance I gotta take.
So ready or not, it's time to break!

You call yourself an expert, but don't be absurd.
I mean look at how you arrange your words!
Spoutin' your views in a way that skews,
Offending those of us with grammatical taste.
Such a miserable little pile of waste.
In other words, your syntax is atrocious;
How do you expect me to find you ferocious?
So pull up a chair and listen well, chum:
Cuz here is why I'm the Number One.

I'm the OG satirical, lyrical funny man,
Dropping nonsense from here to Japan.
Writing comedies, tragedies, and prose that will make you weep:
My creative endeavors slaughter yours like wolves to sheep.
See my stat sign? I got seniority, man.
While you're there cooking eggs with that silly pan.
Yet you're the one blasting others for being a phony?
Tch, talk about bologna!

You may think my rhymes are lame, that my rhythm is white.
Well you know what else is white? Sunlight.
But stick that shit through a prism, yo,
And what you get is a magical rainbow.
All the wondrous colors of the world to see,
But pull it all back and you get Me, G!
I'm chaos and harmony rolled into one,
The most random individual under that sun.
I Rick Roll the write-offs, time travel through space.
My genius is impeccable, even as I troll your sorry face.

On one final note, you call yourself a gamer?
Level 6-er like you is nothing but a lamer.
My repertoire of games is beyond imagine,
Ranging from Nintendo to Xbox to PC doujin.
You're a Call of Duty vet, big deal.
Come watch me play Crimson and know these jukes are real.
What's that? Never heard of that game before?
Typical casual, thinking themselves hardcore.
But go a couple rounds with my main man Solgryn,
And we'll see how long you can keep that silly grin.

So that's my rap, and talk about a ride,
Having a chance to tan your prepubescent hide.
Even if you talk a tough game and write a mean verse,
Always know this, son: I was here first.

Mic drop

Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,

Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.

Sippy sip-sip

At 5/12/14 07:59 PM, Tremax wrote: Please quote this line in your reply.

1) Compendium of Steve

2) Short stories, parodies and comedy mostly

3) Wrote a whole slew of fanfiction, one of which is novel-length. Participated in a few NG write-offs some years ago, winning 3rd place in one of them. Have a number of original works unpublished/unfinished.

4) Greatest strengths are a good sense of humor, writing quality and ability to stick to a schedule when need be. Weaknesses are lack of motivation, limited speaking verb range and limited ideas for non-fanfiction stories.

Good music easily tears me up, so lots of video game music make me cry. However I'll list some examples.

Mother's Lullaby - Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure I never played the game, but I did see someone's playthrough of it, and when this song played at the end I was both saddened and touched by both the scene and the music. Something about the sound of music boxes makes me tear up.

A Letter From You - Mother 3 Again with that music box sound, and the fact it's being played in the pouring rain. Goddammit this game overall made me cry hard.

Enclosure - Metal Gear Solid Real powerful stuff here. It really captures the feelings of profound loss, but at the same time it gives a sense of peace. Fitting for the character that dies to this.

We Believe in you, Mario! - Paper Mario TTYD A rather happy song, but it's so uplifting I get overwhelmed with emotion. It pumps me up for the epic final showdown, and as Dave Chapelle would say, the tears come an adrenaline rush :)

Theme of Love - Chocobo's Dungeon 2 And back to the sad. This theme overall is tear-inducing, but this particular version and the scene that's going on while it plays makes it all the more saddening :'(

Reset (Thank You version) - Okami God I get teary-eyed at those opening flutes. Another powerfully uplifting piece on the precipice of an epic battle that also makes me reflect over all the wonderful things I encountered when playing this wonderful game. I really should play the sequel sometime...

There are way, WAY more songs that make me cry if I stop to think about it, but I think these six will do for this post. A good day to you all, fellow gamers :)

On behalf of Spoony, I will say this:

BETRAYAL! BETRAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!

(Never played X-Com, but I've seen the original and the difference is clear. This might turn out to be a decent game though)

SNES:
Chrono Trigger
Super Mario RPG
Final Fantasy III/VI
Super Metroid

N64:
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Tooie
Paper Mario
LoZ: OOT and MM

PS1:
Legend of Dragoon
Final Fantasy 7, 8, and 9
Spyro 1-3
Resident Evil 2
Parappa the Rappa

PS2:
Disgaea 1
Gitaroo-Man
Space Channel 5 Special Edition
SMT Nocturne
Zone of the Enders 2

GBA:
Gunstar Super Heroes
Castlevania Double Pack
Golden Sun

*Not sure about the rarity of some of these...*

Awww, I didn't make it :'(. But at least the results are finally up. Congrats to all you winners! And yeah, I'm curious about what was good/bad about my story.

Pretty good for napkin poetry. You could've done worse.

It's okay, some spelling errors but this could totally pass for something that's uttered at a poetry jam in a coffee shop. You just need a beret and a soul patch... XD

It's because they're the most insurgent insurgencers to ever insurge an insurgence (at least that's what the developers think).

Screw the Angry Birds, go for the Robot Unicorn Attack!

I beat the screens, I beat the bosses, I beat the Guy.

In short, I BEAT THE WHOLE THING. TWICE. But hey give it enough time and the rest of you can do the same. As it turns out IWBTG isn't so hard compared to the fan games, like I WANNA BE THE BOSHY.

Any good horror game. Depending on how easily scared you are, it should be very helpful in your pursuit.

Newgrounds is a constantly evolving gathering grounds for countless talent across multiple mediums, in particular flash. The talent pool just keeps growing, and frequently I find an animation on the front page that just blows my mind, and this has been going on for years. Simply put, Newgrounds never ceases to amaze.

A man stepped out onto his lawn, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from his rectum while stalking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbor's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology monkey strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheep into a gigantic apple that had done Al a huge favor by spraying salt down his urethra. The trouble was that 2 cute immigrants had been puking rainbows. Hippies descended from rainbows to bring him sexy fish and shallow lemons. Al refused to make impregnated gnomes beg for kinky sex. He instead gave it chlamydia and a dick bun of extreme pleasure. Meanwhile, at Batman's house... Batman raped Al Gore's niece as Bangkok relocated into Robin's smelly underpants.

Due to unforeseen consequences all of City 17 residents' streetlights massively exploded and killed seven Mongoloids. Gordon Freeman masturbated furiously with sandpaper, unaware of his dicklessness effecting the entire human being over at Walmart's marijuana parade. So large, yet so insignificant was the marijuana's sea level. Gordon came on Alyx's sweaty and surprisingly swollen clitoris. "Fuck!" Exclaimed Gordon, because preggers stole his bike. So, Say Bike, the Indian chopper rider named Rig. Yet, nothing had happened. Naming Rig Fella Tio wasn't his telephone's breakdown but stabbing Chris Hansen pleased predators. Pedophiles rejoiced as Gary Brolsma randomly stopped typing love letters to his man-bitch called Steve.

"Who farted?", monotoned Mr. Moseby, as scriptures revealed the startling drop-bear plans tried to kill the foreigners doing absolutely nothing. "WHY MUST FRENCH PEOPLE DO NOTHING?!" Napoleon appeared bewildered and disgusted by his tortoise's Ichigo impression and proceeded to blow Charlie Sheen's huge, hot bloody wound. "Son of dicks!" cried Torterra realizing he cut his dick off depressingly. The stench of Chuck throwing monkey hairs into acid caused a violent stomach ulser in Electric Toothbrush, a woman who doesn't frequently stab gay zombie penicorns but decided to do horrible yoga in a kitchen cabinet. Babies were freaked, but they recovered as the condoms took over the world for Stalin, Josef Stalin. Now only Tom Fulp could 'enter' Sarah Palin's moist, warm microwave dick. Cooking babies and savory fried chicken as Mcain slapped hoes, Palin bit Charlie's knob, the door made of Cheetos and cheap plastic blow-up dolls and than danced wildly on Russia's homeless women.

"Hobos attacked her vagina" screamed Obama as he ran from his wife who was, silver dildo in hand, a bit horny of obsessive tickling. Unwarranted investigation and careful smuggling caused the Taliban to reassess penguin efficiency.

Then Dr. Fetus, along with his erect golf club, proceeded to go out to kill Michael Jackson and regurgitate old copies of naked fulp photos and then boil their nut-sack in oil so the Earth can never rotate around the giant package of crying babies causing the horrible apocalypse of bunnies and convenient chocolate-covered World War Seventeen. Unexpectedly, Phil Collins sucked Dick Van Dyke's Dirty Dishes. Weird monkeys were eating atop those crazy, zany, incarborated incubation pancakes which turd people didn't know how push pussy cats were diving from planes.

"9/11 is a big conspiracy", said Al Gore, while he PlatinumFalcon sucks Gordon Rhamsey's spatula with cum stained stick while he took a bath in Glenn Beck's mouth. The next day a toenail escaped prison and destroyed a whole galaxy with an erect tomato. Now our beloved hero is going home, with anal lube securely locked in a queef's soft embrace. When he opened the door of his home he saw 3,908 Explosions of crap and went upstairs. Who is this masked man? He gives a rock to Obama and says: "Your mother". How crass, I quipped. Surprise Buttsex destroyed the United States of America. Just then a giant non-American avocado filled the doorway half full of cat soiled litter, then left. It headed to Cuntiva IIV while violating my ass, which created several contagious anal zombies. They vigorously started masturbating and killing.

"Why must Paris Hilton continue to date shitty mexican robots?" Obama rhetorically answered,

"Chimps cause the infamous swelling of Jews' small yet nubile formica on Tuesdays. But only when they throw shit at the sleeping pandas and Taiwanese teenage brats."

"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because adolf hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for some attention. He wiped Andrew Jackson with the toilet paper soaked in hot water.

Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants, employed by Rush Limbaugh, Hitler's favourite Jewish gentile. Hitler became a god, then died.

Hitler banged Martha Stewart without protection in hell. "But they bumped uglies while bursting cum bubbles."

"Oh really?"
"Yeah really."
"Oh, okay."

The arguing lovers continued until they ran out of wine and cheap pastry brushes. Then the pulsing, veiny MIDGET EXPLODED into pasty bone pudding.

Then Satan contemplated eternity to dougie on the silver goat. Limbaugh incantated the fresh new virgins. But suddenly, Jesus sprung and hugged his favorite kitten named Aloha Hawaii who wasn't on drugs, except methaheroin that always made walking very difficult.

"Hey!" said Mary Juana, while jumping over a happy cow-poo. "Why ain't drugs leagl, because of Nixon and his long hard hate manifesto

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  Friendship is Awesome by WorkingOrder

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That's right, Gene is part of Capcom's property. While it'd be nice if he was included at some point, how would he play me wonders. Lots of fist action, but with over-the-top violence on par with Deadpool's zaniness is what I'm hoping for. I'd wish he'd have the Ball Buster as a Level 3 Super but of course this is a family game, there will be no busting of balls, no sir. Now I am saddened by this realization...

Kirby
Paper Mario
Zelda
Touhou
Persona
Metal Gear Solid
Halo
Castlevania
Megaman
Gradius

And growing!

I wondered when the remainder of this soundtrack would come out. Guess they've been around for a while :P. Thanks for the heads-up!

I learned that the moon is constantly trying to kill us, and the only way to stop it is to play it a song every three days NO MATTER WHAT.

You could do as the Japanese did in the 80s/90s and splice two existing Western names.

Prime Example: Dio Brando XD

I have something to add:

My Little Pony
I'm now a brony...
I say: Goddamn these ponies;
They drive me to drink.

I'm a Red Knight player myself, but Pink Knight is better solely due to the fact he's free :P