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Author Search Results: 'Squatting-Dog'

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Topic: Can anyone tell me what this is?

Posted: 11/04/08 01:53 PM

Forum: General

It's probably a medal from the war.


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Topic: New girl in my school.

Posted: 11/04/08 01:12 PM

Forum: General

OMG LIEK I TEH LUVZ J00.

No but seriously, just introduce yourself. The worst that can happen is she thinks you're a total creep and then you come back here to be lulzy.

Or maybe she's trolling the forums right now and knows your intentions. O.o

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Topic: Quantum of Solace was shit

Posted: 11/04/08 12:33 PM

Forum: General

I haven't seen QoS and I don't really plan to. They've taken the Bond name and put it on shit movies.

Casino Royale was a good movie but it was not a good BOND movie. Bond is supposed to be cunning and smart. He does not fall for women, they fall for him. They took Bond and raped him, just like Lucas and Speilberg did with Indiana Jones.


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Topic: What are the worst song lyrics?

Posted: 11/04/08 11:57 AM

Forum: General

Five finger death punch - never enough

STOP PLAYING IT ON THE RADIO.

Literally, these are the lyrics for the 'bridge' in the song:

In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am


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Topic: Help Me Think Of An Xbl Gamertag

Posted: 11/04/08 11:40 AM

Forum: General

PretentiousBadgerLover696969
ILickDouche
PorterPotty
BarackOsama
ladythatlookslikepalinfromsnl


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Topic: help for a rave party

Posted: 11/04/08 11:34 AM

Forum: General

You should totally invite some goth kids to give it that "I'm going to kill myself" feel. You know what I'm saying?


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Topic: I voted!...for Obama

Posted: 11/04/08 11:32 AM

Forum: General

You know I was thinking all day about who I was going to vote for. Which of these twisted politicians am I going to vote or today?

But then I thought to myself.. why vote for the lesser evil?

I voted for Megatron. World domination is within our grasp.


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Topic: manchester united back on form

Posted: 11/04/08 11:30 AM

Forum: General

My baby takes the morning train..
She works from nine to five and then..
She takes another home again..
To find me.. Watching Manchester United the best damn football team in the whole world! Yippee!


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Topic: I assaulted my Spanish Teacher

Posted: 11/04/08 11:29 AM

Forum: General

Well if you had done your homework you probably wouldn't be in this little predicament. Come back when your balls drop.


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Topic: Revird's second birthday!

Posted: 02/17/07 12:50 AM

Forum: General

Also, big snotty pus filled vaginas lurk the forums, be wary.


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Topic: What's the strangest...

Posted: 12/23/06 03:37 AM

Forum: General

I live in the God damn desert, surrounded by Mexicans.


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Topic: Avoi

Posted: 12/23/06 03:27 AM

Forum: General

Quietly by the river you sit in a mystical splendor, when out of the brook you softly hear a name calling you. Over the cherry top hills and through the marmalade skies you come upon a girl, the one with the kaleidescope eyes. Towering flowers surround your ethereal presence, while a band of roses sing in the distance. You glance quickly about for the sound of commotion but alas, the sly devil has evaded you. Back you turn to the girl with the sun in her eyes, but.. she is gone. A glimpse of the siren as she passes a fountain, you hurry to catch up, but come to enchantment. A field of horse people eating marshmallow pies, "What is this place?", you say to none but yourself. Warily you carry on, drifting through the flowers that tower so high, all those horse people, they smile with their eyes. At the end of the field, your luck has run out, the spectre is gone, waiting for you no more. So back to the city in those newspaper taxis, all the while with your head in the sky, you are gone. In a train in the station you sit in regret, you could not find her, it is your only regret. Yet suddenly someone waits at the turnstile, it's the girl, the girl with the kaleidescope eyes.


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Topic: Chaos

Posted: 12/20/06 01:41 AM

Forum: General

What is this faggotry? A cheap REVIRD ripoff? Nay, couldn't be.


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Topic: I'll rate your badass level !!!

Posted: 09/10/06 03:33 AM

Forum: General

If you don't fucking rate my badassness, I'll shit on your fucking chest.


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Topic: Holy Fuck!!!

Posted: 09/10/06 02:57 AM

Forum: General

At 9/10/06 02:56 AM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:
At 9/10/06 02:52 AM, Squatting_Dog wrote: I met fucking Sebastian Bach today. The one from Skid Row, not the piano player.
Thanks for the much needed clear up...

Some people are morons and need a clear shove in the right direction to understand something.

So anyways, I shook his hand instead of getting an autograph and thanked him for helping inspire me to sing. He was a chill motherfucker.


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Topic: Holy Fuck!!!

Posted: 09/10/06 02:52 AM

Forum: General

I met fucking Sebastian Bach today. The one from Skid Row, not the piano player. He stopped into Coldstone to get some ice cream on his way to LA with Guns N' Roses (or... thats what Axl still calls the band). It was the most badass moment of my life. My only regret is that I didn't have a pen or a camera. :(


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Topic: Well Some Guy Went To My Door.

Posted: 09/09/06 01:23 AM

Forum: General

That man sucked on your wang and you didn't have the common courtesy to at least give him a handy? Shame on you sir, didn't your mother ever teach you manners?


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Topic: '05 Users Who Think They're Badass

Posted: 09/09/06 01:21 AM

Forum: General

Age and post count don't matter at all when it comes to intelligence. Both of you are proof of that.


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Topic: Help bring back hair metal!

Posted: 09/06/06 11:39 PM

Forum: General

For those of you who for some reason don't know what hair metal is... it includes the very fantastic bands:
Guns N' Roses
Cheap Trick
Europe
Def Leppard
Motley Crue
Quiet Riot
Twisted Sister
and Skid Row

Just as a few.


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Topic: Help bring back hair metal!

Posted: 09/06/06 11:15 PM

Forum: General

Unfortunately for you all, I gave the wrong link, this is the one I meant to give: http://groups.myspac..om/returnofhairmetal


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Topic: Help bring back hair metal!

Posted: 09/06/06 11:10 PM

Forum: General

Let's face it, hair metal was just about the best music that came out in just about, FOREVER. Sure, bands nowadays are alright, but they aren't HAIR METAL. If you love hair metal like I do, fucking join my cause and do everything in your power to bring hair metal back to your area. Secondly, if you're one of those people with a myspace, join the group I just created, www.myspace.com/returnofhairmetal

Do it for the kids.


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Topic: I Love the McRib

Posted: 08/31/06 11:56 PM

Forum: General

Ah the McRib. That brings back memories of puking in my friends car.


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Topic: Who thinks bigbadron...

Posted: 08/25/06 11:03 PM

Forum: General

I think bigbadron might eat your children.


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Topic: Jimi Hendrix is Overrated

Posted: 08/25/06 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/06 12:30 AM, Masculine wrote:
At 8/25/06 12:28 AM, Squatting_Dog wrote: Just to be an asshole, I'm going to name 20 people that can play better than Jimi.
More then half that list of people can't match Jimi but are still good guitarists.

Notice how I said can PLAY better, not ARE better. Just because you can play better doesn't necessarily mean you are better than someone else.


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Topic: Stop saying rap requires no talent

Posted: 08/25/06 12:31 AM

Forum: General

Rap requires no talent.

No, in all seriousness, it is rather hard to rap, but when people say it requires no talent they are referring to the 'artists' that just rap about bitches and drugs and sho tees and whatnot.


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Topic: Jimi Hendrix is Overrated

Posted: 08/25/06 12:28 AM

Forum: General

Just to be an asshole, I'm going to name 20 people that can play better than Jimi.

1. Jimmy Page
2. Tony Iommi
3. Slash
4. Yngwie Malmsteen
5. Randy Rhoads
6. Zakk Wylde
7. Stevie Ray Vaughn
8. Dave Mustaine
9. Kirk Hammett
10. Chuck Schuldiner
11. Syd Barret
12. Kerry King
13. Synyster Gates
14. Steve Vai
15. Herman Li
16. Karl Logan
17. John Frusciante
18. Joe Perry
19. Eddie Van Halen
20. John Petrucci

No particular order, just how they came to mind.


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Topic: Everyone in High School. . .

Posted: 08/24/06 11:49 PM

Forum: General

You have some nice boobs Gooch.


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Topic: Jimi Hendrix is Overrated

Posted: 08/24/06 11:46 PM

Forum: General

Jimi Hendrix was a rock ICON, not god. Even though many influential rock bands already existed, he was the one that brought the drug scene into mainstream music. His music influenced Stevie Ray Vaughn to become what he became and so many other musicians. The only more influential people I can think of in rock are Jimmy Page and Tony Iommi. God isn't the term though, icons are more the jist of it.


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Topic: favorate rock group?

Posted: 06/10/06 07:46 PM

Forum: General

Led Zeppelin
Guns N' Roses
Queen

And.. SD ftw.


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Topic: Black man demands fried chicken.

Posted: 06/07/06 07:57 PM

Forum: General

At 6/7/06 07:49 PM, coolman1250 wrote:

Im black, u idiot

You can't call me a racist for pointing out a stereotype you fucking idiot.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm interpreting this response as "because you are black, you can't be a racist?"

If that is your reasoning sir, then please take your moronic ass back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.


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