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I would like to draw everyones attention to this. I also would like to apologise in advance for the flame war this will most likely start. <a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNA CwaLw<a>

Realize I could fuck the bodies of the girls I like, only to realize that they shat themselves upon dying and ultimately become disgusted. Then I'd have a mental collapse and become of schizophrenic so I would have someone to talk to.

Michael J Fox can bbooty slap bbetter than a bblack chick, bbeccause of the Parkinson's

post stupid questions on newgrounds asking what we think you should do, or pray to me, i promise ill send you to heaven

it doesnt make you horrible, it makes both of you dicks. and whew, two whole days! thats alot of boozin and hookers for a lil pop on the noggin

i would blend in with them like in shaun of the dead, and eventually i would gain their trust so we could breed

a hatchet, a scout knife, a pickaxe handle, a cane knife(sorta like a thick bladed machete), and your mom to draw their attention from me so i can close in for the kill

I'm able to get the grid to show on screen, but I cant get any coordinates to show up. No visible numbers or such with an y or x label. How do I make this happen? Also, how do I get my drawings to stay rounded? When I'm done drawing a two, for example, it always snaps straight so it looks like a number on a digital clock.

I'm able to get the grid to show on screen, but I cant get any coordinates to show up. No visible numbers or such with an y or x label. How do I make this happen?

no, actually i havent. i dont really know what all of the f# buttons do. ive just been using the tools on the sidebar. i got it to work too, turns out i should have used the subselection tool instead of the arrow.

so, either flash is able to tell im new to using it, or im retarded. i have a little circle on my screen, and i want the little bastard to become a movie clip. i select it, but there is no option to convert to symbol, well there is, but it isnt clickable. what am i to do?

People who become police officers usually have very low self esteem. They pursue a position of power to feel big and important. When you talk down to them you make them feel small and worthless again. They then get angry with you and give you more shit than they would ordinarily. Just rememer to verbally massage their egos and you'll be just fine. Really you can apply this to anyone employed by the state, or anyone in any other ?beaurocratic? or officious job.

found it! now i feel retarded. i terrorize only small children. and even then they sometimes throw rocks. little bastards. little english bastards. bitches ha!

ive lost my notebook. the notebook that i took all of my notes about actionscripting in. i took ALOT of notes. all in an easy to read, understandable format. compare me to helen keller. that notebook is that one bitch that taught her how to communicate. take that book out of the equation and im fucked. ga-duuuuuuurrrr. fucked. i need the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, purely because it will remind me to not panic. this sucks. ill either have to take them ALL AGAIN!!!! or try to wing it off of the tutorials here. please people, offer me pity, ill gladly accept it.

When Fox died in MGS. All I thought was LIQUID! you son of a bitch. The Boss's death in Snake Eater was sad. When I let Whisper live in Fable, at the arena, I wanted to kill that annoying bitch so bad. Part of me died when I walked through the door to leave.

Grey Fox from MGS. I know he's cool and all, but why couldn't the asshole just cut Ocelot's fucking head off? No, he just had to go for the fucking arm, allowing Liquid to come back through it and fuck all kinds of shit up. Not only that, but Ocelot got away with the REX data. All could have been prevented...............

damn you DGS you beat me to it

hello kindred. satanist here. stay strong. spread the word. dont try to convert people like a jehovahs witness or some such shit, but let them know what were really about. maybe we can eventually shake the dirty looks.

At 8/15/08 01:05 PM, RandomGuy1000 wrote: if anyone posted that communism rules and theyre christian, itll be like trying to get hitler into heaven! who the heck would wanna do that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_c ommunism

Show me proof the coffee shops are illegal, and I was referring to cannabis when I said i didnt know it was decriminalised instead of completely legal.

hes a moron because he thinks americais shitty. sure, not everything about us is sooooooo great, but ill be damned if i let a friggin snobby brit talk smack about us.

the day guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns. the people who commit crimes with guns arent obeying the laws of the given society. therefore laws will not affect the amount of crime they cause. european moron is -2( having already lost the healthcare issue).

At 10/20/08 04:04 PM, Pontificate wrote:

At 10/20/08 03:25 PM, springheeledjack wrote:

Actually it's only decriminalised in the Netherlands; only a finite number of establishments were licensed to sell it and they haven't given any out in some time. In short each time one closes it's gone forever.

Oh and why do you class LSD as a dangerous substance out of interest? I have never encountered anything that supports this.

This is quite true though the fact remains that many users remain purely faithful to old Jane; one would almost think that access to drugs does not neccesitate their use...

While on the subject of the Netherlands however I've much spleen to vent, I shall never forgive them for their entirely spineless decision to criminalise 'shrooms. I once looked to them as an example of a semi-mature policy towards substance abuse but no longer.

I consider LSD dangerous because it is in fact very possible to overdose on it and extended use can land you in a permanent psychosis. I didnt know it had been moved to decriminalised status in the netherlands, what the fuck is the world coming to? And you are correct, access to drugs does not nessecitate their use, but it does provide access to them and some people are dumb enough to use coke, crack, heroin, meth, and various other pills and powders, or the same melted down to be shot up with needles.

For one, it would open up the floodgates. Suddenly you'd have people wanting shrooms legalized. So it would be a slippery slope.
No. In Amsterdam weed is legal yet LSD is not. LSD is a dangerous substance and as such it is classified as a harder drug. For two, it's impossible to tax it all, and jailtime only wastes money, but fines can be a good way to make money from it.
Again, Amsterdam. Weed is taxed there. Those fines to make money wouldnt be necessary if the war on drugs were not being funded. For three, like it or not, marijuana IS a gateway drug. You're more likely to try harder, more dangerous, drugs.
IF for ANY reason marijuana were to be considered a gateway drug, it would be because people currently have to go to DRUG DEALERS to get it. DRUG DEALERS happen to sell other things than weed.

i feel dumb

At 10/19/08 11:43 PM, altanese-mistress wrote: Decriminalized? Yes.
Legalized? No.

so why in the hell do you not support its legalization? you havent exactly provided a reason why it shouldnt be made legal.

Why cant I manage my favorite flash submissions? The ones that I like that other people made I mean. I havent actually contributed anything yet.

ba-zing

point conceded

But you said decriminalized, so that means no jailtime. While not making it legal still gets it taken away, its only an inconvenience. So, again ,sucks from both standpoints.