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I dated a cosplay girl for a while.......... God it was fucking annoying sometimes. She looked real sexy in a schoolgirl uniform though.......... I miss her sometimes come to think of it......

1 : Scotch and soda
2 : Vodka Martini
3 : Long island ice tea
4 : Rum and Coke
5 : Rum Dinger

At 2/13/03 02:42 AM, Oddweb wrote: Am i number 18 Then?

It looks like you are....... Toocool100 needs to make it official

..... no one aswered the qwestions i put up......*snif* :(

How much does Homer weigh acording to his driver's license?

What does "J" stand for in Homer J. Simpson?

When Homer was looking for a trillion $ bill in Mr. Burns mansion whad did he find a whole cabinet of?

I thought I was # 60? But I guess Death_Head_666 is.......... meh, guess I’ll take 62 then......... right after Whovencroft....... gotta update my sig pic........

If I am correct then I think I'm #60.........THX :)

combo me up my good man!

All I need to know is how many members are there in this club, and do you need one more?

I already linked it to my bbs sig pic

At 2/11/03 10:58 PM, Toocool100 wrote: oh and Spike_J_Wolfwood you are #14

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!

I’m actually watching them right now. The one where Bart campaigns for class president and Lisa has a crush on the substitute teaches Mr Bergstrom.

I want in! I have been a fan since they were a feature on the Tracey Ullman Show, and I have read almost all of the “Is Hell” comics. Go Bongo!

At 2/10/03 08:39 PM, TheSims101 wrote: south park all the way man noth n beats south park

That's not anime........... South Park is damn funny though.

I thought that was called jungle juice. I’m not trying to be racist my means of the name and all, but I thought it was called that.

Just ended my first month as a 21 year old....... my kidneys hurt.
The thing that sucks most is that I live near my old high school and I can’t hit on any of the hot 16-17 chicks I see every day........... I mean I could, but then I go to jail, no passing go, then get raped in the ass......... Oh well I guess I have to move up to alcoholic college girls.

MILK?!?!?!? What were you thinkin?!?? At least ya’ learned a valuable lesson.

The only real embarrassing things that I ever did at a party while drunk was cheat on my girlfriend while she was there. I couldn’t believe I didn’t get caught since we were in this guys apartment, not a big house.......... all her friends knew though and they used it to blackmail me for the remaining six months we were together. She never understood why I was being so nice to them.

The only other time was in when I was in Amsterdam and I thought it would be a good idea to ride the bike that friend lent me while I was in town back from a party. I totaled the bike and didn’t even have a scratch on me. My friend couldn’t make it that night so I told him that the bike was stolen ( I actually ended up pitching it in a canal ) He was pissed but at least he never found out what really happened.

I didn’t even know that show was still on the air.

I always drink responsibly............ and here’s how to make one!

Responsibly :
2 Oz. 151 Rum
1 Oz. Bourbon
1 Oz. Banana( or Vanilla )Flavored Vodka
3 Oz. Kahlua

Pour over ice and drink with a straw.

Looks are very important too me yet they mean nothing without charm and wit. I say that the most important thing is that she remembers that I am only a man. I feel that most of my break ups were because I was expected to be perfect and on the first sign of falter not a one cared enough to stick around.

At 2/6/03 10:39 PM, Alakazam wrote: Budweiser, The King of Beers.

You ever try 211 Steel Reserve? That’s beer you can chew on. Arrogant Bastard Ale isn’t that bad either.

I like this little drink that is the choice drink of Bruce Campbell. (The guy from the Evil Dead Trilogy for those who don’t know)

Rum Dinger
1 Oz. Rum
1 Oz. Kahlua
1 Oz. Ginger Ale

Careful there man....... it is the current trend to reset stats on NG for stuff like this........... Just a word of warning........

I’m probably going to be serving jury duty......... If not I guess I’ll have a little alone time with my girl and then hit the local pool hall with her.

If he says that he will kill himself then you have a moral and more importantly, legal responsibility to report this to a mental health facility. It’s for his own good. They will do a psychological evaluation and if he is a danger to himself they will make him see a therapist. The important thing to remember is that this guy is not your responsibility. Also, if this guy is jealous person it would be reasonable to assume that he has delusions about the true nature of your relationship and therefor may pose a threat to your physical well-being. I have had experience dealing with people like this and if nothing is done early on things can get really messy.

What about Excell Saga or FLCL ? Whadup wid dat?!?! o_O

This post has opened my eyes and I have reformed my voting habits! I would like to denounce my past ways here and now.

I was under the impression that sexuality was also one of those things that can not be changed. Think about it, if you wanted too could you al of a sudden start being gay? Another thing is, if it is not socially acceptable then why would they have “chosen” to be gay?

At 2/5/03 06:25 PM, Judge_MORPH wrote:

At 1/24/03 12:18 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote: February 14, 2003 ...................Valentines Day...........Bummer huh?

At 2/5/03 06:14 PM, i_need_nos_2003 wrote [in the GENERAL forum]:

I heard on the news that Bush is plannin 2 got 2 war wiv Sad Hussain on the 14th of feb. I hope they nuke his ass!

14th?? WOW! Maybe GW2 thinks that V stands for Victory ..and that it will all be over in only 1 day?!!
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Wow......... I guess I nailed it huh? That’s a little fucked up sending troops of on Valentines though. Not too much of a bummer for Iraq since I don’t think they celebrate............ Still a bummer for them since they’re likely to get their asses kicked six ways to sunday.

I wish the people with big bucks would ask me.......... They don't even return my calls anymore. :(