Recently, at my highschool lunch period, I walked up to some kids aged 9-14, all sitting at one table, who were yelling "SHOOP DA WOOP" (highschool and middle school share some lunch periods). I asked them all at once "Where did you hear that from? Aren't most of you a little too young to know that?" One 10-year-old brat told me "Nope, we heard it from Newgrounds, we ALL have accounts there!"
I left the table in pure disgust.
I'm obviously mad about the underaged users here on NG, but what am I more mad about it what a kid said while I was leaving the table in disgust-"That meanie STEM is going to get demodded after I start an online petition to get him and his wrath stopped!"
STEM is a nice guy. And These kids are so, well, stupid. That's why I want all this to stop, all the underaged users. The kids do NOT know how immature they sound. Whenever I see an immature post, I always think "This is either some dumbass kid who I'll show no respect for" OR "If you're really 18, you really need some help."
But what can WE do about it speeling?
Shut the fuck up I was just going to tell you. You can help me in voting EyeLovePoozy as Chancellor of The Newgrounds BBS.
Why Poozy though? Why not someone like, Wade?
Because Wade is Lord. He cannot be put for an earthly position. Poozy, however, has showed his courage and hardships throughout his modship here on the BBS. He rules with an iron fist in which some people admire-however, others fear it. You can't help but want to suckle his cockle.
Vote for Eyelovepoozy for Chancellor! He shall lead a mass extermination of the Underaged Users!
Do it.
