Silly asians. go back to doing math.

At 10/24/09 06:37 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm sorry but I can't watch that video. I got as far as the show host but I didn't want to see people tricked so horribly. I hate pranks of any kind, but especially ones that trick people into believing something wonderful or bad has happened.

I agree, I can not watch those pranks. They're just horrible, unfunny, and rude.

You, sir, are an idiot.

Woah when did you get an arm-spine?

At 10/21/09 09:36 PM, DannyJay wrote: Why isn't this topic locked yet?

Mods getting a bit lazy?

oh shut up.

At 10/21/09 07:09 PM, citricsquid wrote: i hope he dies and you're like oh no he's dead and cry

I love you criticsquid. <3

If true, it'll be on cnn really soon, or any other news source.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

I learned about it back in 2004, but didn't make an account til almost 4 years later. I would go on here maybe twice a month to play games for about, 2-3 hours.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

Definitely posting on the BBS. The users here are so nice, so funny, or so unaware and are making the biggest mistake of their life posting on here. That's why I love the BBS <3.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

Possibly the front page, maybe make more options or once in a while, update the games section. Sometimes I just feel in the mood to play a game, but all the ones on the front page are just stupid/not the ones I'm in the mood for, and the ones in the games section are just boring sometimes OR categorized wrong, so to find my games sometimes I have to search through the flash portal.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I do not remember much from 2004, but the old slogan i miss so much.
When you're picking Joe, think about all the savings you will get when you MAIL THIS TO SOMEONE IN MICHIGAN!

At 10/13/09 08:52 PM, Chocomilk wrote: The only thing I like is Ni Hoa Ki Lan now!

That is so sad.

Highschool is tough on me, so this will take some time. I did NOT forget about it, I want this to happen soon, and it will. Just working on the parts now.

For the guy who asked about music, I usually listen to the following in a random order-
Welcome Home-Coheed and Cambria
Anything that is by Wolfmother,
Nirvana,
No Doubt,
Pearl Jam,
R.E.M.,
and usually end with Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel

don't judge by my vast variety of music.

At 10/12/09 08:39 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 10/12/09 08:37 PM, Whensley wrote: Because liquids don't cause cancer.

Alcohol does cause cause cancer, but booze isn't as bad as tobacco. Plus there's no second hand smoke or any of that jazz with drink.

True, alcohol does cause cause cancer, but not as bad. Smoking also hurts the other people around them.

At 10/12/09 12:18 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: And here are some shards from the bitch.

What's funny about this lamp, is that I thought it was a hookah the first time I saw it standing in the corner. At that time, I was nine, and I thought you used a hookah for weed, and I'm like : "... The hell...?"

That, my friend, is an amazing lamp.

At 10/11/09 09:56 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Stapler.

You did not read my first post.

Oh, and yes, I DO have a picture of my lamp on my computer.

These days we do not show enough respect to our small household items like we do to our cars, guitars, computers, 360's, or whatever.
So this thread is dedicated to those small household appliances that we don't pay much attention to, whether it be a stack of plates, some books, or even a toaster.

I am asking that instead of just google-ing up a picture of your item, take a picture of it so it gets more respect.
And no matter what it is, whatever it is that makes your room, your room, show it to us. Give it credit, because it's the little things that really matter.

Like my lamp.

Apparentaly, it isn't.

At 10/9/09 08:43 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: The powerbutton. Seriously... I need to get off this thing...

Agreed.

Next order of business?

At 10/8/09 04:20 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 10/8/09 04:09 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Woohoo to the calendar! Gonna have to scrape up some money for it.

Noticed the upcoming "Game of the Week" thing hasn't been updated. Is this the last week of it or are there more coming?

More coming just haven't finalized order.

Fine, IGNORE MY BONER COMMENT!

Hey Tom my boner only rages for you.

<3

At 10/7/09 10:39 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Actually do it before you deny it btw. Try to make it stand up a few more times if it failed.

I want to see the retard who actually falls for this.

At 10/7/09 06:39 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Blacks are useless. They have an entire continent that is at their disposal and look how they run it. Rampant with aids, and no order in sight.

Death to the black race.

Hey, buddy, I may not be black, but fuck you.

*Cocks gun*

At 10/6/09 05:28 PM, quagmire690 wrote: go go go man get to the police b4 they get to you.

Already called the police right when it happened.

At 10/6/09 05:26 PM, Tykwa wrote: Bullshit

1, I couldn't have stopped it.
2, it wasn't my decision to not stop. I had no other choice.

Damn retard

Sure, call me a pussy, but it was horrible.
I was going down a street on my way to school this morning on a street that goes about 45mph. A car next to my brother and I, going about 70mph, was approaching a turn at about 65mph. The car was about a good fifty feet from us. The turn up ahead was a tight one, and the car's tires locked. The turn was to tight for the car going this speed. The car immediately started to flip off the road, hit a couple of signs, and finish up on a person's lawn. It was stopped by some tree, and the car was all battered up. It flipped a total of 5-8 times. My brother and I stopped and waited, we could see the windshield broken. The car was laying with the driver side up. The airbags were inflated, so you couldn't see anything. I could however, see blood on the airbag. A bunch of cars stopped to help the driver. I told my brother we should stop, but we were running late for school and he said he was pretty sure help was on the way already.
I know I could be overreacting, but it's horrifying. For all I know, the person could be hurt or dead. My whole day I was warped with thinking this, wondering if this could happen to anyone in my family.
So Newgrounds, have you ever experienced something like this in your life? If so, how do you get your mind off of it?

And I'll try to get pics if the road reopens.

TL;DR, car in front of us flipped and person could've died

I expect you to be there for my birthday on November 13th Tom! Last year was a blast with you there!

But than there would be so much spam art, it wouldn't be fun.

At 10/4/09 04:55 AM, LegolaSS wrote: am i doing this right?

No, but that's still sweet.

At 10/4/09 09:25 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: Meh, Family Guy is bedder.

Fuck you.