Well, not the best, but something I would pay for.

Ships are afraid when going by Somali because of Pirate attacks. Nothing is there to protect us from them except our crew. However, what if we hired some people to protect the ships from pirates?

Genius. Two-three ships would follow us wherever we went and if somebody tried to attack us, they'd just pull out some badass guns (not shown in pic) and just start shooting the pirates until they left/died.

In the pic below, the Pirate is riding a box (IRL though, they would be riding a couple more boxes). The two ships with the guys wearing Russian hats are the badass security guards who guarded the ship with their life. They would make sure that the big motherload (pun, let's see if you get it) would make it safely. They would have M16's, Grenade Launchers, and other shit to stop them nasty pirates. Guy in backround would be happy.
If you were to go through Somalian territory, would you rent these guys? I know I would, and it'd be the safest thing to do.

Mind that pic is just a rough drawing of my idea.

At 11/20/09 09:24 PM, HewattWattWow wrote:

At 11/20/09 09:21 PM, speeling wrote: This guy has a point, listen to him.

thats right listen to me
LISTEN!

No. Fuck you. You mean nothing to me and always will mean nothing to me.

This guy has a point, listen to him.

I love those jerks with all my penis.

I go to bed around 10:40 each night and wake up at 6:25 for school. I try going to bed earlier, but when I go to bed before 10, I always feel wide awake at around 5. What's a way to wake up at 6:25 and feel good?

At 11/19/09 09:23 PM, itsflemz wrote: All that I'm saying is that if the victim was a black girl it would greatly increase her chances of being trialled as a juvenile, the justice system is massively corrupt and needs to be changed, I think that it's sad that this girl is being trialled as an adult, considering that she's 15 and if she goes to an adult jail that's it for her.

Look buddy, it ain't the 50's anymore, it's almost 2010. I tell you, if you did ANY research at all, you'd understand that the system isn't corrupt against black people. You're just retarded.
If they are corrupt, give me proof of an account in the last 9 years of them being racist.

At 11/19/09 09:18 PM, itsflemz wrote: America is also a big fan of the missing white woman media campaigns.

You are also a big fucking retard.

No offense to black people, but why is it that if the girl who is killed is a blacked girl, the people aren't that lenient? Are you all that ignorant and retarded?

Because emails from people will make a person lose his/her job.

My cock is so overrated.

At 11/19/09 07:19 PM, johndeepdale wrote:

At 11/19/09 07:17 PM, speeling wrote:
No, you're a cunt, TSG and i are tight in real life, we've fucked so many more girls than you'll ever see naked.

even oprahs fucked more girls than u have. go get laid u virgin loser. and stop hating on someone who has done more with her tit then you 2 fuck ups will accomplish in a lifetime

What? I'm sorry, grown people known how to speak. And I don't fight with fourth graders.

At 11/19/09 07:13 PM, johndeepdale wrote:

At 11/19/09 07:11 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: My friend told me about this last week, and I was THRILLED.

Oprah is such a cunt.

how is she? you're the cunt, i don't know oprah but she has done alot, you're some lonely hating internet fuck up

No, you're a cunt, TSG and i are tight in real life, we've fucked so many more girls than you'll ever see naked.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19 /oprah.ends.show/index.html
On this day, I shall invite you all to a party.

Haha, I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

get better brah <3

When did you look at Detroit's free press?

At 11/18/09 01:31 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I like how the report goes on to interview the pirates and the pirates make out like they've been wronged.

We tried to hold these guys for ransom and they shot at us! How rude!

Damn Pirates.

Take that motherfuckers.

At 11/17/09 10:54 PM, Evark wrote: Protip: next time gently wake her and inform her that you charge for your scrotal pillow service.

omg Ever just passed out, on my couch, and I forgot to take pics!!!1!

A pic of you?!

At 11/17/09 10:19 PM, igott wrote:

At 11/17/09 10:14 PM, megakill wrote:

At 11/17/09 10:03 PM, igott wrote: too much shit to quote, its getting silly

look, i think shits being lost in translation here.

So, spending +10 hours on Facebook blabbing about how you're going to do something that is idle is not wasted.

Igott, you're a nice guy and all, I really respect you man, but there's no way you're changing our minds. No disrespect but bitching at us won't change our ways, you don't see us bitching at you. Let them live their life and learn it the hard way.

At 11/17/09 10:02 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 11/17/09 09:52 PM, speeling wrote:

unjesus like stuff

What I meant was that I can tell when people don't really care for the job they do or not, and I think that's bogus as hell when people who love the music they play don't get as much as they deserve. I know that you need money and I respect that, but I just think that those who don't like it as a passion should get out.
But they're my opinions and I respect your opinions.

also I'm telling mommy you said fuck

At 11/17/09 09:47 PM, igott wrote: The Beatles didn't need Any of that shit to get big, why can't bands today? It's called the spoken language.

It's called dickheads wanting to become musicians to make the most money they can possibly and not caring about the music. I can only hear about 4-5 bands that still make records today that care about music instead of money, and that's out of at least 2,000+. It's sad really.
To get big today in the music industry all you need is some heavy-ass bass loops, drum beats and a synthesizer for your voice. Makes me want to make a fake band up and show the world how easy it is to be a rapper nowadays.

We need some six strings back in the picture.

At 11/17/09 09:23 PM, igott wrote: 1) Kings of Leon sucks.

True that, as a musician, I know of many better bands.

2) Facebook is a waste of time.

It is, but it's a great way of staying in contact with friends.

3) WHY NOT CALL?!

I totally agree, I only text when calling is not an option.

4) Because being part of Hipsterism sucks ass.

True, let's go back to the 80s when none of this shit was available. When Rock was good and Rap was McHammer.

Now, you may go 'Ooh. He's so hardcore, fighting against the Man. /Sacasm."

Fuck them. You're being serious here.
Chaseing after every fad is the biggest retard moment of your life that you'll all regret.

That everyone besides me WEREN'T retards.

omg Jesus just passed out, on my couch, and I forgot to take pics!!!1!!

I skimmed through this and immediately thought of Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

Just shut up, nobody likes you.

Get a life, you aren't cool, just because you make up an acronym just cause you want the feeling of being known that you made something stupid up. But nobody cares about what you say at all and this won't help you out at all but make you look like someone nobody likes.

harsh.

Hello troll, gtfo

At 11/13/09 05:41 PM, Strength wrote: Fuck you and your birthday. I hope you catch swine flu.

I love you too strength <3