The Dark Night

For Slappy <3

We shan't discuss this since you did not want us to. If you did, you would've ended your post with : Discuss

Vid here
Dear lord, what the fuck is going on? Has Al-Quieda trianed SEA LIONS to hijack boats now? What's the world coming to?
Next, we'll see these Al-Quiedan sea lions everywhere. In your home, in your backyard, in your city, even in your personal bubble space.
Without the President's permission, I have raised the terror alert level to code Red. Or Orange. Whatever is highest.
Nation, we must all band together to stop the Sea Lions. Terrorism, Swine Flu, or Disney Channel shows are no longer our worst enemies. We must stop this new pandemic.

teeheehee there's a bunch of fumes coming from the heater

Congrats, is was about time it happened.

The bible Of Newgrounds is lost somewhere in the NG MAG, which is now gone forever. however, it is predicted that the new prophet/messiah/jebus will go into NG MAG, find the Newgroundist Bible and, AND, get the NG MAG back up too.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/06/2 9/yemen.plane.crash/index.html
Oh boy!! It seems now that we don't only have Al-Quieda to worry about in the skies, the pilots are fucking up themselves without hijackers!

At 6/29/09 06:54 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Who's next?

Bob Sagget or Dick Cheney.

At 6/29/09 05:50 PM, xscoot wrote:

At 6/29/09 04:10 PM, Lizardman974 wrote: This really does Billy justice.

People don't like to click links, so I'll just post it here for you.

That's funny, and I'm glad they respected a hero.

I think a little bit too soon..

Cheney is gonna go next, it all leads up.

At 6/28/09 03:11 PM, FullFistMaria wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1075 888

shh...not yet....

I see that right now...this isn't making any sense either.

At 6/28/09 02:58 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Maybe, but it probably was bleeding inside his skull and it ended up killing him. Here he is pointing to where he was hit in the head. He looks kind of dazed in the video.

I can't watch that, I loved that guy too much. It'd make me just cry.

At 6/28/09 02:31 PM, Kagoe wrote: I do...just to Farrah & Michael; they actually achieved something worth praising.

Look, Billy Mays achieved something more then you ever would in your whole god damn entire life. Five seconds of him alive was more important then you ever are and will be. Now stop being an ignorant douchebag and go back to playing with your naruto dolls, k?

At 6/28/09 02:26 PM, Kagoe wrote: I never liked him, his products sucked donkey balls and he's always shouting.

RIP Farrah Fawcett

I hope you go with all of them. Even if you didn't like him, it's good to show your respect.

Good lord, my hero died today.

At 6/26/09 02:16 AM, Estamel wrote:

At 6/26/09 02:05 AM, speeling wrote: Really? Are most of the Newgrounders who posted in this thread REALLY that stupid?

Nope, It seems like obvious sarcasm to me.

I was trying to play along though.

No, really, some people are dead sesious about this.

Really? Are most of the Newgrounders who posted in this thread REALLY that stupid?

At 6/25/09 11:56 AM, Sawke wrote: At graduation were you allowed to throw your hat? our teachers told us not to because in one school a student got his eye hit and he was blinded.

I...I was that kid...

AND IM FUCKING HAPPY!

So two days ago, I got an email-FROM NIGERIA! Nobody in Nigeria has tried to contact me before, so when I first read it was from Nigeria, I was like, "Dude, this MUST be special if somebody from somewhere where I know noone is trying to get in contact with me!"
The email read "I am proud to announce that you, owner of XXXXXXXXX@XXXXXXX.XXX (the X's were there in the email, I shit you not) has just won $7,000,000 USD in a Nigerian Raffle sponsored by the Late Great Queen Atimula. Your email has been picked out of a lucky 11,000,000,000 accounts entered! That means an astonishing 11,000,000,000 people entered and did not win!" Then they talked about all this shit about the econmy being down.
Then, came the greatest part of it all-how to get my money.
"The is the largest amount of money we have ever given away," the letter read. "Instead of us mailing it out, we would like your bank information, your social security number, who's the bank account's name is in, and, just to make sure you don't bail out on us, we would like to know all of your credit card numbers, a signature of them, a photocopy of the ID of whoever the credit card is issued to, and all the info that is involved with the card."
I quickly ran upstairs and found my dad and mom's credit card and bank card. I gave them everything they needed to know.

But Newgrounds, can you believe that? I WON 7 MILLION DOLLARS! Who knows what's next for me? I could invest it all and get more and more! I could even help you out, Newgrounds!

And i really can't wait, since this happened about 5 days ago.

At 6/25/09 11:05 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 6/25/09 11:01 AM, speeling wrote:

God dammit, you ruined my little game i was planning out starting.

It was a lame game at that.

Yes, I'm having a birthday bash for my dog over the weekend. I'll SEE YOU THERE.

At 6/25/09 10:59 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 6/25/09 10:58 AM, RKthrilla wrote: You spelled "Pussy" wrong.

Oh, you're talking about the mod, oh yeah, he's kewl I guess.

lololol

God dammit, you ruined my little game i was planning out starting.

You spelled "Hussy" wrong.

At 6/24/09 07:17 PM, katyperryy wrote: It was an innocent question, why is everyone so worked up?

It's not like I wanted to do sexual things to her dead body, lol.

That was still really retarded to ask somebody when they're aunt and cousin just died.

I hope you burn in hell.

At 6/24/09 05:26 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: I chuckled at how you put CAME instead of game.

hehehe

I saw that too. Funny it was.

Was a great movie. I saw it the minute it came out, and I'm ordering you all to watch it again, by yourself. No friends. And you'll notice, you'll remember the greatness of the movie. Every time you watch it, it seems like its better then the time you saw it before. The Simpsons are a great show that is very successful, so don't count on it dieing out soon.

About the movie, what do I do if I think It's retarded humor?
WELL JUST REALIZE ITS THE FUNNIEST THING THEY'VE DONE IN 5 YEARS
SO HAHA-FUCKING-HA

The simpsons need to stop worrying about graphics now, back when the jokes were hilarious and the graphics were shitty. Now it's the other way around.

Oh, and this is a little bit of a Simpsons-praise and a Simpsons-rant.

At 6/24/09 03:33 PM, Rucklo wrote: oh yeah? who's the most stupid, the stupid or the stupid who's with stupid? >:(

You just took it a little too far Rucklo.

Oh god...

fap fap fap

At 6/24/09 03:20 PM, K111 wrote:

At 6/24/09 03:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I'm signing this SEVERAL times over.

oh, don't be like that honey

Little fucker, one of these days I'm going to kill you for demodding Transformer. HE WAS THE BEST MOD EVERRRRR

At 6/24/09 06:14 AM, Sawdust wrote:

At 6/24/09 01:23 AM, speeling wrote: ASIANS, TURN BACK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.

I read it anyway and it was funny.

At least you're not like that Asian kid in my school who will tell the fucking principal.

please do not tell mommy about all this.