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Response to: wat should i do? Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 04:55 AM, Specusci wrote: It's like your raping a baby.

Um, fuck. I mean, it's not like your raping a baby.

Response to: wat should i do? Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 04:40 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Dude! You're only 13! Don't destroy your life yet.

Why do people think sex somehow destroys you?

Fucking retards, humans are supposed to procreate at the onset of puberty. This whole "abstinence till marriage or 16+" crap is societal. 13 is not too young.

Even if it was, you should be well into puberty by 13 so having sex won't destroy you in any way. For christs sake, it's just sex. It's like your raping a baby.

Response to: This is offical. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

I don't habeeb it.

Response to: wat should i do? Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 04:30 AM, dragon123454 wrote: thats true. well still its nerve racking.

Cum in her hair.

Response to: whos level 30 Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 04:29 AM, Xx-Hoxinator-xX wrote: if there can be only one level 30, who is it?

Raptor Jesus. Obviously.

Response to: Rediscovery! Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 02:37 AM, Supperdude9 wrote: Yeah, you guys say you could rediscover the sexual side of things, but if you do, you are back to square one in experience, meaning you'll be like rookies in it again. All awkward and stuff.

Theres a reason why this is hot, you know.

It's because awkward people touch you far more then coordinated people.

Response to: Wtf is that big hole?... Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 01:43 AM, SireWolf wrote: Sewer Greekas

Shit its A SEWER GREEKA

Response to: arizonan accent, non existant Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

Americans have this accent, it causes them to spew nonsense and patriotism.

Response to: If you could have anything... Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

A really hot straight guy that would let me fuck him with my giant penis.

Response to: music... Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 04:19 AM, Xx-Hoxinator-xX wrote: i have 4 webpages up, newgrounds bbs (this), the flash portal, nintendo.com and nintendo.com.au (dont ask me why i have both of them. and every now and then music is randomly coming out of my speakers

???

You leveled up.

Open more windows!

Response to: Trying to fix my sleep cycle Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 03:28 AM, DoomyCheese wrote:
At 3/15/07 03:13 AM, Specusci wrote: You're going to fail. I've tried this several times.

Now I'm seeing a therapist.
Well that's.. Good?

What?

Response to: Chale Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 03:34 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: The book Sex in America is the compilation of a huge study on American sexuality. Their research indicates that married people have more sex, and although they shy away from qualitative data, suggests that married couples do indeed have better sex.

More != Better

It just means you can fuck instead of wank. Prolly.

Response to: Chale Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 03:20 AM, Ozcar wrote: You're almost my same age... Why you haven't gotten married yet?

Probably because he realizes that you will be divorced in two years.

Response to: The adventurs of Liteice. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

I don't remember newgrounds being this stupid. You have just heard the tale of an hero, an true hero, rise from the legions of stupidity.

Ingrates.

Response to: Man glued to Roof Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 03:14 AM, PIGGSY777 wrote: im gay

Let's have an orgy.

Now to avoid breaking rules, I must talk about the topic.

lol old man is now BEETLE MAN.

Response to: Trying to fix my sleep cycle Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

You're going to fail. I've tried this several times.

Now I'm seeing a therapist.

Response to: A Metric Dozen?! Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

At 3/15/07 03:07 AM, Theslav wrote: yer thats right
pick on the aussies cause there an easy target
and on the other side of the hemisphere

But they invented the "Burkini", a stylish blend of a burka and a bikini.

Aaaaand I'm back. Posted March 15th, 2007 in General

After months of hiatus patrolling 7chan, I'm back. Now someone post a story about losing your virginity to a dog or something. Those things were hot.

Response to: The point of getting a girlfriend? Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

At 1/28/07 02:24 AM, Shawtey wrote:
At 1/28/07 01:56 AM, Specusci wrote: ROFL, no point to girlfriends?

How about sex?
5 page long thread it has been said already... 9ine times

Reading the page before I posted, I realized it needed to be said yet again.

Response to: 5 foot sword. Fuck yes. Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

I bet $50 that later this week, he posts a "My fingers are gone" thread.

Response to: George W. Bush Enters 2008 Race!! Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

Holy fuck @ morons believing this crap.

Response to: Porn is illegal Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

At 1/28/07 02:03 AM, squadus2 wrote: I don't think anyone has ever been arrested for looking at porn.

Not even CHILD PORN?

Response to: Porn is illegal Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

It says it's illegal if your under 18, but really nobody cares. 13 year olds have been looking at porn since the beginning of time.

Response to: The "Thread Complaint" Thread! Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

WARNING: Thread starter thought that a 3 word post was "around 300 megabytes".

Response to: I'm not gay, but... Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

The thread title was enough to make me lol irl. I love seeing those "I'm not gay, but..." threads on newgrounds.

Response to: The point of getting a girlfriend? Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

ROFL, no point to girlfriends?

How about sex?

Response to: George W. Bush Enters 2008 Race!! Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

At 1/28/07 01:43 AM, Del-Toro wrote: I dont care what anyone sez

Then why do you speak?

Response to: how do u lose a girlfriend? Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

At 1/28/07 01:21 AM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 1/28/07 01:20 AM, Specusci wrote: "I have aids"
"What?"
"I said, I have aids"
"But we've had unprotected sex..."
"Enjoy your aids"
Some girlfriends are mature about it and will stay with you

No, I meant, get aids and kill her.

Response to: George W. Bush Enters 2008 Race!! Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

At 1/28/07 01:13 AM, ElectroMagnetic wrote:
At 1/28/07 01:09 AM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: Link or it didn't happen.
It probably didn't.

Just searched Reuters, CNN and Fox (likely places to report this, and article comes from Reuters apparently) and nothing about Bush and a third run for presidency. Thank GOD.

Response to: how do u lose a girlfriend? Posted January 28th, 2007 in General

"I have aids"
"What?"
"I said, I have aids"
"But we've had unprotected sex..."
"Enjoy your aids"