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Dur, hitler already is a singer.

It would have been better if you had rickrolled us...

Its just SO CUTE.

http://f4ggot.newgrounds.com/

I wish I had a penis, so I could name it.

In retrospect, I suppose I could name my vagina...

I think this is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

I fail at grammar ;-;
I feel dumb now...

Critique?
This is my favorite poem out of a couple that I have written, I'll post more if you guys want. =D
Let me know what to work on and if you like it.
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At the end of this world, I lay waiting
Watching the the thick gray clouds, pregnant with the earth
To finally reach the end of it's climax.

The oceans that run over the edge of this world, lay dry
Waiting in suspense, for the earth's marbled waters.

And yet, this is how it has always been
The earth, solemn and gray.

Here I lay, in wait for the earth's marbled waters.
In suspense for the new age.
Here I have stayed for the beginning,
here I will stay for the end.

Oh god, I remember when the happy tree friends theme was my ringtone...

Now I don't have a phone.

Run-on sentence, much?

That sounds like a pretty general anime...
Try looking up key-words on google, that always helps me find things I may have forgotten.

Reba
That 70s show
Two and a half men
Family guy

Ugh, I hate them all so much...

I found it in a combination of watching nameless and cat face on youtube.

My sister will stand behind me whenever I'm on newgrounds, and either watch me reading through the forums, or ask to hear the narwhal song, and I'm always like -_-"

This is either brilliant, or crap. Possibly both.

You could probably get on Oprah.

Rake the yard.
It needs some TLC.

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sob

Dane Cook has never been funny.

I just found a website dedicated to sneeze fetishes the other day.

Tom Fulp.

'nuff said.

At least guys can just jack it.

I've been pretty modest about my body since as long as I can remember, even as a kid. I don't even like to take my bra off to sleep, It feels uncomfortable to me.

The person that lived in my house before me committed suicide in the garage.

Circus animals are better.

Yea, because our economy is so great right now..

My dad says that we are communists. :/

SHE MARRIES THE PRINCE.

discombobulate.

I stole 'spectrum' from my friends username (spectrumcondom) and pasted top hat on the end.

It sounded cool at the time...