At 10/6/08 02:43 AM, djconnect wrote: Attention All Police Officers: run and hide, Gurrilla is off his rocker and he has the lube out!

lulz

OH SHI- Wait a sec, gay sex is my shtick! >:C

BTW, I'm not back, I just finally got a chance to use the internet. And, while I'm here, 360 owners: (if any, lol :P) What do you think of the gay ass "New Xbox Experience" coming this Fall?

/bias

At 10/1/08 11:04 PM, Josh wrote: I would want your hot balls in my anus.

And stealz mah cadny while I'm not looking?! I think not. >:(

Just gonna notify you guys that I'll be gone a lot in the following months that are to come because of school and a few other complications at home, so if you wonder why I've been so inactive lately, then there's your reason.

Tankmen, a cock, Clubby the Seal, and Alien Hominid just to rattle off a few possible ones.

At 9/23/08 10:08 PM, chris53456 wrote: >Xenu

way to fail

As long as you pay, you can't go wrong. :3

Zenu.

BOOM.

I was raised a Jehovah's Witness and have read the whole Bible three times more, give or take, yet I'm still borderline Atheist because the odds (in my eyes, don't get all butt-hurt) of all the crap (again, NO OFFENSE >:C) that was shoved into my head could possibly be true.

At 9/23/08 07:33 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Here you are:

Lol, I'll Pm you it through ImageShack.

At 9/23/08 10:20 AM, lifeofmystery wrote: may i reqwest a banner?i it has o be themed after my sig and be able to ft in my user page.

Here you are:

At 9/22/08 10:45 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 9/22/08 08:32 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Banner request.

This should suffice:

Yay.

At 9/22/08 10:34 PM, TailsPrower wrote: turn around boy.

Oh yeah, here's the part I've been waiting for.

At 9/22/08 09:31 PM, DoubleP wrote: wow, i love madness day the portal's flooding and it's like i'm having unlimited b/p points

And it's my first madness day too

Yeah, I love basically all holidays on NG, even the one's without all the B/Ping.

Happeh madness day everybody!

At 9/22/08 09:21 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: You don't sell millions of albums because people think its the "in" thing. People actually do like her.

.......... Do you?

At 9/22/08 09:03 PM, TheDrizzleStick wrote: "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about TSstudios' fail level?"

"IT'S OVER HIS WEIGHT!!! D:<

Well beyond 9000 as we all know. :3

At 9/22/08 08:39 PM, Spiff wrote: Thisfloat your boat?

Sorry, but no.

Can someone make me a banner that would fit in with my new profile images? For example, leave little or no color in it and have it either relevant to Newgrounds or Halo 3. And, for clarification, make something that I couldn't of made myself.

And no name pl0x.

At 9/22/08 07:40 PM, CyberWolfX wrote: Someone is stalking you. You get sick of it. TIme to strick back. What do you do?

Are they good looking and of the opposite sex?

I missed last Madness day, so this header's new to me.

At 9/22/08 01:41 AM, hawkkid777 wrote: So i can join this place as soon as i'm a police officer, right?

No, you can join once you've reached the rank Portal Security. And a word of advice for when you do join, make sure to try and keep up on the good work of your post quality, we'll be taking how well you post in our inspection of you.

Hope to see you back here soon!

At 9/21/08 11:55 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

You can call me "Probie". :D

Lol, I don't know about that, but Tails is gonna probe your asshole with his penis.

Or me..... Or both of us..... Hell, everyone can join in for all I care.

Who the fuck revived this?

At 9/21/08 11:44 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Hmm, when are you going to add me to the roster?

You'll have to perform a few actions of a ..... sexual nature before that happens.

You remember, we all had to do it.

>>> 04 || __ || [ 1846 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Sekhmet, Police Lieutenant
>>> 05 || __ || [ 1769 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || wwhhaatt, Police Lieutenant
>>> 06 || __ || [ 1764 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Cole, Police Lieutenant
>>> 07 || __ || [ 1715 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Jesus-Owns-X, Police Lieutenant
>>> 08 || __ || [ 1700 ] || [ 0020 ] || [ 002.8 ] || Spartan204, Police Lieutenant

Lol, yay, I'm catching up to all the inactive users. Congrats to everyone who made Top 5. I was so close! D':

At 9/21/08 09:49 PM, lifeofmystery wrote: thank you very much in advance to whoever does the sig.

Here you go:

At 9/21/08 07:39 PM, Curlyboy8 wrote: It looks great.

Thanks, and sorry again for such a long wait.

At 9/21/08 05:58 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Man all I want is that fuckin rusty crowbar! Imagine all the possibilities!

Shit, I'm kinda scared to now! D:

On another topic, for those who also frequent the NGDD, they have contests right? What sort of prizes or rewards are given to the victors? I'm just wondering that's all.

Eh, either just the bragging rights or just like a shirt. But if I was commissioner (scary thought, huh? :P) I wouldn't buy shit for you guys.

Not that you don't deserve it, lol.

At 9/21/08 05:37 PM, WingCommand wrote: Please and thank you.

Here you go:

At 9/21/08 05:07 PM, loogiesquared wrote: called it.

Sorry, but I just had to.

At 9/21/08 05:10 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Ah shit, forgot the pic:

Version 2:

At 9/21/08 05:05 PM, Spartan204 wrote:

At 9/21/08 04:51 PM, nygiantsfan34 wrote: ummm i just want a sig that just really big says "cock joke"

If you don't like it, it's your fault for not specifying.

Ah shit, forgot the pic: