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At 10/23/09 01:43 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Surely this site made me go : OMGWTF???!!!!. It's not a screamer, so it's cool.

dont go to it its a rick roll i recognized the url when i moused over it

At 10/23/09 01:50 PM, Hawdcore wrote:

At 10/23/09 01:42 PM, spartan100 wrote: there was some guy on the bbs who called the cops on his brother for having pot instead of talking to him.

Lmfao I remember that thread

Idk if it was serious tho

theres some major dick heads out there so it could be.

meh there both the same

heres a random pic

there was some guy on the bbs who called the cops on his brother for having pot instead of talking to him.

how do you do that computer screenshot thing

i miss the girls gone wild ad

At 10/23/09 09:42 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Smosh is awesome, but does anyone else here like the TomorrowsNobodys? they are fucking awesome! I also like the Angry Video Game Nerd.

its angry nintendo gamer!

At 10/23/09 06:12 AM, Kyuumi wrote: sxephil, he's so sexy

i like him, the guy who microwaves shit for fun, makemebad35 [damian], and shane dawson

you as much of a shopaholic as the cookie is serious about cookies

i think it may be on amazon

does anyone know what that one toy that came out around the 50s maybe 60s is called, its a mini 5-6 inch
cannon that has a hole on the top that you put a piece of calcium carbanite in and then you put water in it then it shoots out a fire ball maybe flaming chunks. does anyon know what its called and where i can get it

epic

October 22, 2009
Dear Fellow Pawns;

Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 5834 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.

Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 579 limited times in the last 15 years has never given my well-being a second thought.

Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, eyelovepoozy 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.

Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.

Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.

Sincerely,

eyelovepoozy

P.S. I hope all that jesus and god and heaven bullshit is real

Why don't we just destroy the Women's health crap? I mean its not like they have higher death rates.......

will you pull your fucking head out your ass IT DIDNT SAY TO DESTROY WOMENS HEALTH SHIT FOR BRAINS LOOK OVER IT AGAIN THEN FUCKING ANSWER DUMBASS!

At 10/22/09 01:47 PM, Welbanks wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:46 PM, spartan100 wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:44 PM, megakill wrote: you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it!

useless pro

i mean actually using it for what it was made for dumbass

I dont think it was meant for building cannons...?

well it worked didnt it

At 10/22/09 01:13 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: You can't fix ducks with duct tape. You can only tape them to the wall.

but its still fun!

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thats the one i go to.

At 10/22/09 12:47 PM, Otto wrote:

At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, STEM wrote: You can't maintain a stable relationship with duct tape
the whore likes to sleep around

If you can duct-tape her down into submission, then maybe. To a table, or bed, whatever you fancy.

meh it works

At 10/22/09 12:44 PM, megakill wrote: you cant divide by 0 with duct tape, hell, you cant even divide by two with it!

useless pro

i mean actually using it for what it was made for dumbass

did anyone see the new mythbusters last night with the duct tape special.
i will never look at duct tape the same way agin THEY BUILT A BOAT OUT OF DUCT TAPE AND THEY LIFTED A CAR WITH IT THEY ALSO MADE A FULLY WORKING CANNON OUT OF IT! is there anything you cant do with duct tape

At 10/22/09 01:14 AM, Cybersief wrote: If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.

roswell asshole since then i think the government knows a little about aliens

At 10/13/09 05:40 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote: here is the planet x theory.

holy fucking shit im moving to the moon.

At 10/21/09 12:35 AM, Cybersief wrote: Take them to court? Only way to solve things in this country.

guns get shit done.

At 10/20/09 04:39 PM, TwentySevenPointFive wrote: I've noticed only fags get offended by it, who cares about them?

then that lady in that one youtube link is gay

At 9/23/09 07:17 AM, Blush wrote:

At 9/23/09 07:06 AM, ZigZagClock wrote: Who cares, honestly one person bitching about it isn't going to stop people from doing it...

It will if he starts shooting people. Guns always get the point across to people, you need to learn that you silly goose.

start taking notes.

STAN YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND AN ASSHOLE LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE!

well someone was gonna post this so it might as well be me

is epic fail still homeless just wondering

my favorites are count of monty crisco, taken, max payne and this may or may not count but the last house on the left

At 10/20/09 09:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: That's fucking brutal. I'm in shock a little. I just can't work out how someone could do that to a child.

easily my friend has an annoying 5 year old sister i was at my friends house she broke my fucking psp 3000 so he picked her up and hurled her across the room honestly i didnt give a shit shes never punished shes a spoiled fucking rotton brat who had it coming to her. but the toddler in the video thats just wrong.

At 10/19/09 07:36 PM, mrfry wrote:

Why the hell are you even watching that crap?We all know that all nickelodeon stuff is horse shit after invader zim.

invader zim kicked ass to bad it got the boot for being to morbid.