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I'm 28...
Person I'm dating is 62 (though, that person looks like late 30s...) And it's not plastic surgery... just a lifetime of good healthy living and exercise. I mean, my partner looks older than me... but within a respectable threshold. To me, my cut off was in the 40s.

Some people age worse than others... my parents are younger, and they look like they're 60.
7 months together... and yesterday, we celebrated my birthday.

I sometimes forget the age difference.

Seriously, when we first got together, I was shocked shocked SHOCKED just like hell. But, it works out fine...

At 3/29/09 07:26 PM, blackattackbitch wrote: I mean look at this:

jesus.newgrounds.com
god.newgrounds.com
satan.newgrounds.com
admin.newgrounds.com
eyehatepoozy.newgrounds.com
penis.newgrounds.com
spammer.newgrounds.com
pornography.newgrounds.com

All of these glorious account names are INACTIVE! FUCKING INACTIVE!

Well...
"Admin" shouldn't be an option at all...

I have had this account for several years...
NOBODY is gonna take it-- I changed it to "fli" and use this one to reserve it.

Not if I post now and then.

I'm the original spanishfli.

At 12/14/06 08:07 PM, Kolohe wrote::

I posted with the wrong account. I was depositing and forgot to click over =(

Ah-- me too...

although I keep this account incase I ever want to return to my old name...

At 4/12/05 04:21 AM, FatherVenom wrote: I should make a trap thread in General about raped women deserving it. Anyone want to DAG it up with me?

I'll join-- of course...
Although much later, cause General are getting too smart for their own good, as they seem to be weary about me...

I mean, sheesh-- my Saddam should rule again thread isn't getting as many bites that I would normally get if people didn't know me... I guess I shoulda fell into obscurity before attempting this stuff again...

Larf--
Let's abort all white babies...

What's the point?
I'll think of something...

It's all so funny.

At 4/4/05 05:11 AM, insanatic wrote: Beastiality always made me feel sick. It just is extremely disgusting. I don't see why people don't like good old fashion soft core human pornography.

FINALLY-- somebody who has something good to say.
So, insanitic-- will you pretty please make a new post with just your name? I'm counting on you to help me the status quo for PETA.

At 4/4/05 05:03 AM, Wolfguy360 wrote: Um, was he even doing anything wrong in any of the costumes? If not, then you have no case or grounds to file an kind of lawsuit. Unless you have proof of him doing anythin wrong in the suit, your lawsuit is gonna droop lower than Hilary Clinton's tits (Oh, snap!).

Are you asking if I have standing?

If that's your question, then yes. Legally, I do have standing. You see, I have birds in my room. And consequently, they're consistantly exposed to pshycological harmful material. Now, I don't look for this stuff on purpose, but it's impossible to click a NG link and not come to a pic of Hermione with kitty ears fellating Harry and Ron.

And I view my birds as my children. And like a good parent, I want to protect my children from this ugly stuff.

PETA's lawyer says that I have a really good chance. Although, it will be hard. Look, sex with animals is not only cruelty, it is demeening, sad, evil, vile, and a whole bunch of other things. Furries are portraying that evilness.

And I will tell you something. Furrieism is a symptom of something more deviant. And it is a well known fact that Furrieism during the 80s created AIDs, which was a disease that started originally in monkeys.

I do have legal standing.
And I will STAND AGAINST FURRIEISM!

At 4/4/05 05:01 AM, Shoopufzilla wrote: Of all the things, you had to file a lawsuit against THIS!?

For God's sake, there are websites with horses fucking women!! Why don't you sue them?

For God's sake!
I am against ALL FORMS of bestiality!

PETA is already in process of extracting money from host websites that depict that kind of disgusting and sordid material.

At 4/4/05 04:50 AM, insanatic wrote: Wait can you explain what exactly a furry is? I am confused on the defined terms and how you have a case.

Furries are sexual deviants. They practice beastiality by dressing up as animals and engage in sexual acts of the peverse nature.

Furries are often jobless people and spend all day drawing disgusting graphic scenes of animals with human attributes doing deviant things.

Furries are disgusting, and they harm all society with their nature. It is a well known fact that they are not balanced people, and generally they're morbidly obessed, have acne that not even Accutane can fix, and very frequently they live with their mothers.

Look, when faced with furrieism, just say this: "Just say no!"

If anyone cares about an Animal's Right not being degraded and humiliated, please support me and PETA in the class action lawsuit.

LARF! Funkypoo is getting sued by me and PETA

Yes, that's right.
I'm sueing the Funk.

At 3/27/05 03:26 PM, AngryCat wrote: ..what is Christianity some copyrighted advertisement to you? you Jehova Witnesses are full of crap.

No,
True Christian® is not copyrighted. It is a new publication that has come out during Easter, and I will be more then happy to send you one if you give my home mailing address.

I am happy to see you've taken intrest in know the One and Only True God.

Never thought it will get this big...

Extra LOL
True Christianity©

I've patented the meaning of life.
Happy Easter, everyone.

Oye...

*smacks Empanado around*

When you're part of a gaff, you don't spoil the fun. _Mary_ was a whole lot of fun before Enoll.

It's getting harder to pull the wool out of these guys' eyes...
Hopefully they will read the first few posts, avoid the middle, and eventually bury the "discovery" with more junk.

Mikey needs to be put in his own little place.
*gringo accent in fucked up spanish*
¡No mantequilla de cacahuete para usted!

At 3/26/05 11:04 PM, Maus wrote: Ok guys, enough with the Easter topics. Yes, they're funny, but it adds to the Easter Madhouse in General.

>.<

Oye,
I'm sorry darling dear...

Like what Oscar Wilde once said. "I can resist everything, but temptation."

Although,
the other two Easter threads, mine and Mikey's, aren't gonna get any more bites. This one is a really good one of an old joke.

At 3/26/05 07:49 PM, -Michael- wrote: a follow up to fli's topic.

I saw god in a vision.

YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY GLORY!!!

I think not...

At 2/18/05 01:10 PM, jmaster306 wrote:

At 2/18/05 12:26 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 2/18/05 10:10 AM, Maus wrote: Until American born people stop butchering American English, I'm not going to complain about ESL people.

Isn't that the fault of black people?=P

Don't forget about the mexicans. I mean you can't go anywhere without seeing a taco bell. I live in the middle of F*ing nowhere and we still have 3 in town. :-P

You can blam Taco Bell... and Capitalism.
They're the ones actively seeking people who are willing to work dirt cheap, frequently breaking laws because the incentive of hiring illegals is much more then being caught...

At 2/17/05 09:37 PM, MembrsOfBushWhackers wrote:

At 2/17/05 03:08 PM, -Michael- wrote: This is old news.

What do you mean it's old news? The article you cited was from today. New stuff is coming out about this Ganno/Gukkert guy every day.

I don't even know why people even care anymore... after Roy Cohn and James McGreevey, Ganno/ Gukkert was already became old news. It's a real phenomenon. I mean, I think it's just only time before Jerry Falwell comes out...

The secret in-the-closet-gay-Conservative-Republican thing has been over done... Intresting to dwell on the pshycology of these guys, but eh-- nothing new. Always the same thing. Just like the Bard once wrote, "Methinks the lady doth protests too much."

Hello everyone,

I've been gone-- I thought that I may been gone for some more time. A terrible even has happened to me a little bit more then a week. I was reluctant to come and write this because I just didn't want some noob or some jerk pushing me over the edge-- but I went over, and I guess it doesn't matter. But a word: if you have some respect, some humanity in you-- keep your mouth closed. I don't care if some are used to being vulgar towards me, but show some class for this part. If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say it.

The baby didn't survive.

There was a terrible accident, someone lost control of their car. It was an accident, nobody's fault. But people still had to pay for it. My husband has been gone, grieving in his own way I guess, and he has just barely showed up a few hours ago after abandoning me to my own grief in the meanwhile. I felt happy and angry, and I could had been so fucking evil with him when he showed up right after abandoning me, but I am more happy to have him back-- and my best friend, the one who carried our son, she's been reclusive as well. Even though we agreed that me and my husband would rear the baby, we both agreed that she would be active in our son's life forever, and love him as his biological mother.

And as much as I feel sad, I am sublimely joyful to even experiance the pain of fatherly love. I was a father, just for a little while, and that was the most bittersweet experiance I have ever felt, it was rapture and sorrow, hurt but glory all at the same moment. But I am happy, although I'm grieving too. My son is dead, but he was loved. And now he has become part of the earth that I am walking on. He's gone, but not gone because I have him in mind and heart, and he's part the scenary of life. So I am happy. A saying my mother taught me as a child, one that I will never forget: "The dead are happy, because they don't want to return to this world."

Some may had known, I told Maus the other day-- I wasn't sure I wanted to be back so soon. But thank you Maus, and you too NG, for just being friends. It really helps. And congrats girlfriend for becoming mod.

Well, I'll be back. Don't know when... when things aren't as somber I guess.

At 2/4/05 12:41 AM, Alumit wrote: Well it IS illegal, so I'm guessing it does do something. maybe you guys just got a crappy deal.

Well, people were dying from copper poisioning and other stuff. Now, with technology, absinthe is a safer drink. I can't say safe because it is an alcholic beverage, and all alcholic beverages impairs you.

tip: put a knife across your glass. put a sugar cube on that knife. Pour your drink over that cube-- it will sweeten it and make it "easier" to go in.

At 2/4/05 12:39 AM, awkward_silence wrote: Recently my roomate imported a fifth of absinthe, and made sure to get a brand with a high wormwood content(a hillusenagen[sp]) yet after about a third of it, we don't see anything. Do people actually see things after drinking this, or is it just an urban legend?

It depends how much you get inside you.
I get the weirdest ideas and start writting them out ASAP. Artists back then used to drink this, hence it's name, "the artist's drink". It's my most favorite hard liquer right after tequila.

Absinthe costs very expensive here (150 dollars)
I saved 50 so far... Where did you get your absinthe?

Another good recipe I made...

Strawberry-Avacado Milkshake

1- frozen strawberries (1/2 cup to 1 cup)
2.- 1 avacado (or half)
3.- Milk (I used 1/2 cup of the low carb stuff)
4.- Sugar (I used the Splenda fake stuff, tastes like the real thing)
5.) Ice

Put blender. blend.
It tastes pretty good.

At 2/3/05 10:13 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I do think Shrike is correct.
And thanks for the thread, Fli. It's a goldmine.

My only wish was that more people could had posted in it--
There's nothing like a gay topic to make everyone upset.

Man, oh wells, at least I got some to bite.

(JewBear is gay... And RobotJesus)

At 2/3/05 09:49 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Oh. My. Gawd. Fli, is like, wow! Fabulous.

I did enjoy his "You guys are homosexuals" thread over in general. It's a gold mine for bans as homophobes discover it and get banned almost simultaneously (sp?).

Ultimate. Pawnage. Oh Tho AbFab...

At 2/3/05 05:30 AM, xcloudx wrote: nice bender pic.
does your 'gaydar' detect me?

Nope...
Slight ticking, but that's usual for Englishmen...

At 2/3/05 06:06 PM, IhateH3 wrote: Is anyone in newgrounds gay?

Fuck no!

Jesus was gay:

1.) He loved all men.
2.) Never married.
3.) Wouldn't hit what Magadline had.

At 2/3/05 02:29 AM, Shadowedfigure wrote: 1. his first name was jesus

2.he was bilingual

3.he was always being harassed by the authorities

You know--

As a kid, I used to really think that Jesus was Mexican.

At 2/3/05 02:10 AM, Shadowedfigure wrote: still, it was adam and eve not adam and steve

But Jesus was gay... thilly goothe.
He loved all men. In fact, he had 12 of them following him all day...
Magdaline was like, "Oh I really like you." And he was, "Oh, me too." And then she was like, "no I mean I really like you." And God was like, "mmm... sorry gal."

And Jesus pawns Adam and Eve--
there, be gay and merry. And then marry...

power to the people...