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Dictionary says you were discouraging him from a course of action.

I dont even need to look at it.

You might possibly have a point, but then again the guy is showing inclination to learn, i say dont discourage him.

When it comes to getting your first electric guitar, there are two views

a) make it the most expensive thing money can buy, that way if you dont like it you can get a better resale, percentage wise in theory.

b), which is the mostly recommended view is, make it a pretty cheap one, that way you can get used to opening it up and playing with the insides n parts without the fear of ruining it.

TBH when it comes to acoustics i think its a crime that a) the less than a thousand pound guitars exist b) the thousand pound ones... cost a thousand pounds when its THEM who have flooded the market with inferior guitars.

Dude, maybe it seems harsh, but i attempt to be a man of my word and told him in his FIRST WHINGING JUNK POST i would do it if he carried on whining. He carried on whining.

Maybe i'm not going to cure him, but i'm not siding myself with someone who seems to openly want themselves victimised due to not taking notice of what i say, and then has the gall to try pulling revenge on me. As if i havent been waiting for someone to notice all the horse porn i buried in my audio. (lol)

Lol aw, i'm sorry zenon, i'll try not to do it again.

(blows a kiss then slaps zenon for the hell of it)

Indeed, cheesy old metal fucking rules after a few drinks of choice, nothing better, and i'm a techno/dnb/ thrash metal fan.

LOL you think you can hurt me?

You think that even if my audio does get removed, i'll cry myself to sleep?

Dude, i thought i had issues, but you have the entire decades run.

"yeah i give in, score doesnt matter"

"bwa ha haha, i flagged your stuff"

Even tho i've been harsh, you're STILL more of a weirdo prick than me, and that takes some doing. Have a cookie. In fact, have two.

hmmm, just missed your post, so i did it.

But if you're taking me as being right, it shouldnt bother you anyway.

i hope you're free from being attached to your scores.

Damn, i've managed to confuse myself here now :(

At 5/31/06 09:23 PM, Paul_Stetich wrote: yada yada yada

dude, this shit is old. again, i will explain, just to make sure that you feel the pain even more as i, a non 0 voter target YOU for whining.

This is not a new issue, there is nothing to be done. I told you in your earlier thread to go to the NG staff if you're getting actually bullied verbally, n cant take the abuse like a man.

0 voting is nothing, i and others have tried pointing out your choices, yet you carry on to bitch and whine. If they want to spite you, pussy clarts will not reveal themselves just cos you ask them to.
you spam up the forum after people have pointed this out to you, wit the same whiny pieces of crap threads. i got 0'd recently, am i crying about it?

NO.

You are now, bringing me, personally upon yourself. That is clear, and as a man of my word i will now 0 by you.

Enjoy the harsh taste of your own mistakes.

Is that a gungrave reference?

anyways

99) you think dynamic is an explosive microphone to get the damn vocalist with.

At 5/31/06 09:18 PM, -ZENON- wrote:

At 5/31/06 09:17 PM, Anima_Theory wrote: I feel your pain brother :P

I thought you didn't feel anything, since what happened to you in 'Nam.

YOUR SOUL IS MINE! MWA HAH AHAHAH. MY ARMY OF EVIL CHAINSAW HEADED CHICKENS GROWS STRONGER BY THE MINUTE! BWA HA HAHAH AAHAHR HRTHS HAHA HACK COFF.

At 5/31/06 08:56 PM, -Steve- wrote: I have no soul. You can take the right leg though, I keep a few extras under my bed.

Cool.

I have the body of a 25 year old.

I keep it in my wardrobe. Shame about the soul tho, i wanted yours especially for my evil spammy magickz. I'm goign to take over the world using an army of zombie chickens with chainsaws for heads, mwa h hahaha

sleep well!

a

nd unlucky maestrosorrow, your soul is mine!

mmmmmmmmm sooooouuuuuuuuuuuuls.

This thread is now spam. Anyone who posts after this is stating the legal claim that i own their souls and their right leg.

Unless paul_stetich fancys having a cry, in which case i dont want his whiny soul, nor his leg, i'll just 0 him instead.

Our survey says : wrong.

Plus -steve-, i believe it was 98.4 %, as voiced by vic reeves anyway.

Dude, i told you, stop being such a pussy. You do this again and I'LL 0 you til you're actually in tears, until you get the god damn message.

Sound effects are both music and non music related. The construction can be tonal or atonal.

Best advice i can give is keep searching, their has to be something. If you get really sick of that, look some more, then when you want to kill things get a synthesising programme, a sequencing programme like cubase or acid pro and play with the effects and possibilities. Only you know what you want unless you can break down the sounds into enough instructions for someone to play with.

97 )If someone says bada bing bada boom, you think thats a cue for a fill.

I'm in a mood for mocking the world.

world, = pwned

mwa hahaha.

Ye olde advice, soundproofing for cheap :

Egg cartons on every wall including the ceiling. This will encourage the sound to reflect on itself, leading to it partially cancelling itself out.

Thick carpet will absorb the sound. Foam underlay is recommended for this purpose, as it'll act like a sponge for the sound, tho it wont be 100% effective.

Any proper solution will cost you a couple hundred pounds/dollars, these involve insulating cavity walls with the right materials, costly wooden panelling etc.

At 5/31/06 10:12 AM, btriangle wrote: ok, im just trying to get an opinion here. which do u think is better, a controller keyboard, or a software like sonar? i found the controller to be better, the reason was is because its REAL sound and if u are a good musician it will sound great. to tell u the truth MIDI is a pain in the ass, i'd rather use a controller. tell me what u think.

A controller uses MIDI.

But yeah, programming by mouse is a ballache, n leaves everything sounding too.... rigid sounding most of the time imo.

Agreed, if anyone grasses me to the mods i wont hold it against you. Well, i might if you're lucky (wink wink)

Its a both nice AND disturbing concept

"omg you arent allowed to be angry unless you are in the presence of this thread"

Oh well, in the spirit of this thread

DRUMMERS YOU WANKERS
GUITARISTS YOU WANKERS
BASSISTS YOU TOO ODD TO WANK WANKERS
SINGERS YOU HYPER-WANKERS

TECHNO YOU WANKERS
DNB YOU WANKERS
GOTHS YOU WANKERS
MISCS YOU WANKERS
COUNTRY YOU WANKERS
TRANCE YOU WANKERS

ANYONE WHO I'VE MISSED, YOU'RE WANKERS

loool thouht i wrote france instead of trance then, i started to laugh then felt bad.

WORLD, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

pwned, etc

theworld.justgotowned.com, or whatever the link is.

UPPER CLASS MORON ALERT. KINDLY FUCK OFF YOUR HIGHNESS, THIS ISNT YOUR KINGDOM.

At 5/30/06 08:50 PM, fwe wrote:

At 5/30/06 08:33 PM, -ZENON- wrote:

At 5/30/06 08:31 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU!

Doth thou bite your thumb at thy?

Way to fuck it up. You pimply preteens are to young to read shakespeare.

UPPER CLASS MORON ALERT. KINDLY FUCK OFF YOUR HIGHNESS, THIS ISNT YOUR KINGDOM. WHEN IT COMES TO SHAKESPEARE, WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE EXACT WORDING.

you should go see a doctor about that extra long bargepole you have stuck up your arse, tho perhaps you like it there? You feel good cos you're trying to own some kids?

By the way, you audio geeks, this has been circulating the BBS for weeks

Dunno which fucking idiot agreed with pitters, but you're all a bunch of silly cunts, who deserve to get spitroasted by michael jackson and gary glitter.

Now go die quietly, like good children

(extreme sick ownage)

At 5/30/06 08:50 PM, -ZENON- wrote:

At 5/30/06 08:46 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: Erkie, will you marry me?

Fuck you, hes mine.

And before you challenge me to a duel, its obvious I will win, for being a level 10 on newgrounds makes my e-penis twice as long as yours.

GIT OUT, FOO.

DAMMIT. I knew i should've said yes to that package that raises my level to 12. I thought it was spam and chose to fight it instead. :( pwned myself there.

At 5/30/06 03:40 PM, Khuskan wrote:

At 5/30/06 03:33 PM, SpamWarrior wrote: Well being self contradictory is illogical, you see, erkie, my sweet sweet darling.

(blows a kiss, then coughs on erkie)

by the way i have worms, and now you do too.

Enjoy!

did you blow the kiss at erkie too?

He finds sexual pleasures in that.

I know, i've just realised my love for him, like the hysterical little bitch i am

Erkie, will you marry me?

(anyone seen logic and rational thinking, they always run away past 11pm it seems)

At 5/30/06 08:33 PM, Grumbleduke wrote: Good job you didn't thumb your nose at him; that'd really piss him off.

Ooooh no, mate, if i did that it'd mean i was calling his mother something torrid.

:yes i'm making it up, and i still havent remembered how to do these properly yet.

I cant really argue with the logic of that answer to be honest. So i'll just declare:

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU!

nineteen

anyone remember isgay.com

My, how that was funny when i was 14.

Well being self contradictory is illogical, you see, erkie, my sweet sweet darling.

(blows a kiss, then coughs on erkie)

by the way i have worms, and now you do too.

Enjoy!